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917 clicks; posted to Sports » on 20 Oct 2020 at 11:22 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-20 9:22:14 AM  
Thank you, fantasy football overlords.
 
2020-10-20 11:27:59 AM  

kdawg7736: Thank you, fantasy football overlords.


Because everyone cares, after Tyreek Hill getting next to nothing in his game, I needed Elliott to lay an egg so I could squeak out a win this week.  And there it was.  If only I could parlay this success into receiving a suitcase with $50,000 in it, at the foot of my bed, when I wake up in the morning.
 
2020-10-20 11:34:41 AM  
He dropped the mic after the press conference, too.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:45 AM  

kdawg7736: Thank you, fantasy football overlords.


Screw you fantasy football overlords I have Elliot and Gallup and I dropped Christian Kirk last week.

Im a Cardinals fan and hate the Boys so the game was bittersweet
 
2020-10-20 11:56:02 AM  

kdawg7736: Thank you, fantasy football overlords.


I somehow managed to thread a needle where I needed like 6 points out of Elliot in one league and Kyle Murray to demolish Elliot and Hopkins in another. Won both by a point.

Makes up for the week I needed Calvin Ridley to gain 5 yards and he put up a zero.
 
2020-10-20 12:10:49 PM  
They lost by 28 points.  They got thoroughly manhandled.  I'm sure the fumbles didn't help, but it's not like they would've won if he hadn't fumbled.

If they lost by 3 or 7?  Sure.
 
2020-10-20 12:13:53 PM  

jake3988: They lost by 28 points.  They got thoroughly manhandled.  I'm sure the fumbles didn't help, but it's not like they would've won if he hadn't fumbled.

If they lost by 3 or 7?  Sure.


Several of the Cardinals TDs were attributable to the fumbles.  Including the first one which gave the Cardinals momentum.
 
2020-10-20 12:56:52 PM  
Can we all agree that nose piercings on men is a stupid look?
 
2020-10-20 1:03:11 PM  
I wonder if the Cowboys are looking for a new QB, Andy didn't look good at all.
 
2020-10-20 1:42:56 PM  

wiseolddude: I wonder if the Cowboys are looking for a new QB, Andy didn't look good at all.


I was told by many people that he was the best backup in the league though
 
2020-10-20 1:44:15 PM  
That contract extension looks... not so great. (yeah, yeah OL)

It makes no damn sense that teams keep paying RBs
 
2020-10-20 2:03:52 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: wiseolddude: I wonder if the Cowboys are looking for a new QB, Andy didn't look good at all.

I was told by many people that he was the best backup in the league though


Skinniest kid in fat camp.
 
2020-10-20 2:17:33 PM  
 
2020-10-20 2:43:17 PM  
Can we all agree that nose piercings on men is a stupid look?
 
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