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2020-10-20 9:31:50 AM  
92 votes:
Die already, you worthless piece of shiat.
 
2020-10-20 9:23:24 AM  
71 votes:
For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:38 AM  
65 votes:
No farking way Trump has ever used a dishwasher in his life, or even put his own dirty dishes in one.
 
2020-10-20 11:00:41 AM  
59 votes:
I would really love with Trump's mic cut, for Biden to just unload on him for this as the example of how completely stupid this man is.

"You are so blindingly stupid that you think for one second that people would run their dishwashers 10 times to do a load of dishes."  He turns to look at the camera.  "Have any of you ever done that?  This man hasn't WASHED ten dishes in his entire pampered boy life."  Turns back to trump.  "Now do you want to talk about the complex nature of foreign policy implications of the rise in sea levels as it relates to maritime fishing rights?  BECAUSE I GOT ALL NIGHT JACK!"
 
2020-10-20 10:59:45 AM  
54 votes:
The best part is, water pressure has absolutely nothing to do with how a dishwasher works. Except for if you have no water, anyway.
 
2020-10-20 10:58:55 AM  
37 votes:
HE'S LYING
NOTHING CHANGED
CAN'T YOU MORON TRUMPERS SEE IT?!?!?!?!!
ARE YOU ALL COMPLETE MORONS!?!?!?!  <rhetorical>


AGHHHHHHHHHHHH


/ok, better now
 
2020-10-20 10:46:44 AM  
37 votes:
1949 called, it wants its trained monkey back.
 
2020-10-20 11:02:46 AM  
31 votes:

bainsguy: When was the last time Donald Trump was actually in a kitchen? Any kitchen at all?


If Trump went into the kitchen it's only because he was attempting to sexually assault "the help".
 
2020-10-20 11:00:32 AM  
27 votes:
Jaysus, I thought this was going to be an article about his general language of "I saved your suburbs from [those people]."

Nope. He literally said women love him because dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:50 AM  
25 votes:
I should have known the headline was literal.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:24 AM  
23 votes:
I know if I was campaigning in the desert, I'd brag that I tried to push people to waste more water...
 
2020-10-20 11:13:21 AM  
20 votes:
biatch I do the dishes.  My wife is too busy working 90 hour pay periods dealing with sick people on the front lines.
 
2020-10-20 11:01:59 AM  
19 votes:
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2020-10-20 11:12:28 AM  
17 votes:
I've never understood his "it takes 7 flushes now" argument and the light bulb thing about how LEDs suck and make him look weird and now we can have incandescents again.

Like, on what planet?  I've had two new toilets installed in the last decade, one of them in 2016.  They're fine.  I also had a case where I had one incandescent and one LED recessed can light on the same switch.  The only visible difference between them was that the LED took a split second to turn on.  That was nearly imperceptible.  LED lights are pretty danged awesome now and you can choose whatever color temp suits you.

This is George HW Bush levels of out of touch.  These are Trump's "guessing at the price of bread" moments and people aren't seeing it somehow?
 
2020-10-20 11:04:06 AM  
17 votes:

aagrajag: OutsmartBullet: wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.

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I just noticed the animators gave her the most spectacular camel-toe ever.

//if I can't un-see it, neither will you


Let me tell you a story about the zippers on jeans from the 90's. It's a long story.
 
2020-10-20 11:05:39 AM  
16 votes:
A couple of years ago, my landlord replaced the old dishwasher in my apartment with a newer, high-efficiency one that used far less water.

The difference was amazing.  I was basically having to wash the dishes before putting them in the old piece of shiat dishwasher; in the new one, I just needed to scrape off really large bits of things.

Trump's understanding of all this comes from the time he was 7 and following the maid around to insult and berate her about things.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:06 AM  
16 votes:

montreal_medic: August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.

Doesn't a dishwasher fill the pan, then use the water, drain it, then refill?

Better pressure - at best would shorten fill time, which is a trivial part of the overall cycle time. Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose


Right, it could shorten the fill time but the pump is doing the actual spraying. But I would guess the number of people choosing their president based on how long it takes their dish washing cycle to begin is somewhat low.
 
2020-10-20 11:01:27 AM  
16 votes:

August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.


Doesn't a dishwasher fill the pan, then use the water, drain it, then refill?

Better pressure - at best would shorten fill time, which is a trivial part of the overall cycle time. Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose
 
2020-10-20 11:10:29 AM  
15 votes:
Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?
 
2020-10-20 11:00:58 AM  
13 votes:
When was the last time Donald Trump was actually in a kitchen? Any kitchen at all?
 
2020-10-20 11:02:07 AM  
12 votes:
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2020-10-20 11:02:04 AM  
11 votes:
Assuming his administration did actually lift restrictions on water usage in dishwashers, he didn't wave a fairy want and remove all the restrictors on existing dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:38 AM  
10 votes:
This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?
 
2020-10-20 10:48:49 AM  
10 votes:
Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.
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2020-10-20 11:10:25 AM  
9 votes:

OutsmartBullet: The best part is, water pressure has absolutely nothing to do with how a dishwasher works. Except for if you have no water, anyway.


Was gonna say, don't they mostly just fill up once or twice per cycle and reuse that soapy water? Does he think all the water that gets sprayed on the dishes is always coming straight from the water pipes and the soap just gets kinda thrown in there somehow?

/$5 says he came up with this one on his own.
 
2020-10-20 11:27:12 AM  
8 votes:

fernt: I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.


have you tried going to a store?
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2020-10-20 11:12:01 AM  
8 votes:

Curt Blizzah: He also called the women in the Nevada crowd 'housewives' yesterday, then checked with them to make sure they liked him calling women 'housewives'.  And, boy, did they!  This guy is totally tone-deaf.  Women do great things out of the home, too.


According to Trump the things women do outside the home is: looking pretty on your arm, shopping, getting their nails done, and giving birth.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:27 AM  
8 votes:

August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.


Surprised he didn't recommend Brawndo.
It's what dishes crave.
 
2020-10-20 11:58:31 AM  
7 votes:
Wtf?  How can someone this stupid only be down 10 points or 5 past the margin of error ?  He has done pretty much everything to try and lose.  Insulting everyone even his supporters, troops, religion.

Apparently a potato could run as a Republican and it would be neck and neck.
 
2020-10-20 11:07:08 AM  
7 votes:
He also called the women in the Nevada crowd 'housewives' yesterday, then checked with them to make sure they liked him calling women 'housewives'.  And, boy, did they!  This guy is totally tone-deaf.  Women do great things out of the home, too.
 
2020-10-20 9:59:07 AM  
7 votes:
I was going to go vote early, but I'm still on cycle #8 from Saturday's dishes.
 
2020-10-20 2:00:28 PM  
6 votes:
I was scrolling channels last night and saw him say this shiat live, and I was thinking, fml, 220k dead Americans and this ass monkey just spent ten minutes talking about how women will appreciate what he's done for DISHWASHERS.

If that had been an Onion gag, I would have thought, OK guys, come on.... that's not even funny, it's just dumb. A lazy, poorly written parody.

Nope.

Reality.
 
2020-10-20 11:45:44 AM  
6 votes:

xrayspx: I've never understood his "it takes 7 flushes now" argument and the light bulb thing about how LEDs suck and make him look weird and now we can have incandescents again.

Like, on what planet?  I've had two new toilets installed in the last decade, one of them in 2016.  They're fine.  I also had a case where I had one incandescent and one LED recessed can light on the same switch.  The only visible difference between them was that the LED took a split second to turn on.  That was nearly imperceptible.  LED lights are pretty danged awesome now and you can choose whatever color temp suits you.

This is George HW Bush levels of out of touch.  These are Trump's "guessing at the price of bread" moments and people aren't seeing it somehow?


Here's the deal, Trump experiences something once, and for him it never changes. Low flow toilets definitely used to suck, and that is when he encountered one. Either that, or he got that one from back when Ann Coulter was on his side, because that's been her rant for awhile now. With light bulbs, he's probably conflating CFL bulbs with LEDs. CFLs sucked major balls when they first came out, and they were never what you would call 'great'. Then they went the way of the dodo, to be replaced by LEDs, which were goddamn expensive at the beginning. So combine the poor light quality and color temp from the CFL bulbs with the high price point of the LED bulbs, and you have your boogey man.

Trump just doesn't update his points of reference, so if the toilet sucked 20 years ago, it must suck now. He has no grip on reality.
 
2020-10-20 11:19:51 AM  
6 votes:

montreal_medic: August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.

Doesn't a dishwasher fill the pan, then use the water, drain it, then refill?

Better pressure - at best would shorten fill time, which is a trivial part of the overall cycle time. Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose


The joy in this story is that he doesn't understand women, dish washers or washing dishes.

And it's not too much of a stretch to imagine that he's never actually cleaned any cutlery or crockery in his entire life.
 
2020-10-20 11:18:28 AM  
6 votes:

xrayspx: I've never understood his "it takes 7 flushes now" argument and the light bulb thing about how LEDs suck and make him look weird and now we can have incandescents again.

Like, on what planet?  I've had two new toilets installed in the last decade, one of them in 2016.  They're fine.  I also had a case where I had one incandescent and one LED recessed can light on the same switch.  The only visible difference between them was that the LED took a split second to turn on.  That was nearly imperceptible.  LED lights are pretty danged awesome now and you can choose whatever color temp suits you.

This is George HW Bush levels of out of touch.  These are Trump's "guessing at the price of bread" moments and people aren't seeing it somehow?


It's part of his whole "grasping at straws to come up with reasons to hate environmentally-friendly things because they're left-wing" shtick he does.

See also: "Windmills cause cancer/I don't understand wind"
 
2020-10-20 11:12:35 AM  
6 votes:
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:18 AM  
6 votes:
I just replaced the TCO on our dishwasher so I'm getting a kick...

I'm not an expert though. Wouldn't a dishwasher have a pressure regulator? I mean, I'm no engineer, but those people seem to know how to set up a machine to do it's job across a range of possible utility setups.
 
2020-10-20 1:45:53 PM  
5 votes:
Most all dishwasher are a time based fill. This is figured by the normal average water pressure to the home and the size of flow washer in the inlet valve. Adding more water, per cycle, than is needed to keep the pump supplied with water would not help anything.
Four tips to make a dishwasher work better and last longer :
1 Prime your hot water line to the sink before use
2 use liquid, powder, or gel detergent, pods are not right for dw's that have 2 chambers in the dispenser
3 load heavy items, on the top rack, to the back, and
4 prop the door open with a towel to let air out in between use. This helps the racks and door gasket last longer.
 
2020-10-20 11:36:39 AM  
5 votes:
The worst part is there's probably thousands  of morons who believe that the dishwasher they bought five years ago now works better because Donnie threw the magic "work better" switch that those mean Democrats wouldn't let you use.
 
2020-10-20 11:32:09 AM  
5 votes:

Fireproof: xrayspx: I've never understood his "it takes 7 flushes now" argument and the light bulb thing about how LEDs suck and make him look weird and now we can have incandescents again.

Like, on what planet?  I've had two new toilets installed in the last decade, one of them in 2016.  They're fine.  I also had a case where I had one incandescent and one LED recessed can light on the same switch.  The only visible difference between them was that the LED took a split second to turn on.  That was nearly imperceptible.  LED lights are pretty danged awesome now and you can choose whatever color temp suits you.

This is George HW Bush levels of out of touch.  These are Trump's "guessing at the price of bread" moments and people aren't seeing it somehow?

It's part of his whole "grasping at straws to come up with reasons to hate environmentally-friendly things because they're left-wing" shtick he does.

See also: "Windmills cause cancer/I don't understand wind"


Yeah it's just a bizarre hill to die on, toilets and light bulbs.  You see footage from the rallies where he's all "Four, Five, even SEVEN flushes" and the crowd's all "YEAHHHH!!!!"

You show me a "seven flusher" and I'll show you a terminal patient.

If we were gonna choose a game show host, I mean, I'd almost rather have Wink Martindale at this point.
 
2020-10-20 11:17:01 AM  
5 votes:
Yes pleebs, I alone made it so you can waste more water while washing your dishes or flush Your toilet. Your local public service providers will like the extra money you're gonna pay them for these improvements, especially all you living in the West or other drought stricken areas....
 
2020-10-20 11:13:30 AM  
5 votes:

HerptheDerp: Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?


A guy who eats that many cheeseburgers and KFC apparently had some bad experiences with the early generation of low flow toilets. It was apparently traumatizing. It traumatizes me to think about his experience.
 
2020-10-20 11:09:54 AM  
5 votes:
Since nowhere did that article include the line "can you believe this farking guy" I have to conclude that it was written by an AI.

/a primitive one at that
 
2020-10-20 11:04:46 AM  
5 votes:
Trumps idea of a dishwasher is the kid working in the back of a restaurant kitchen for 8$ an hour
 
2020-10-20 12:31:11 PM  
4 votes:
His idea of courting the female vote is to blabber the most sexist thing he can farking think of in the moment without so much as a second thought?

That...

... yeah, that checks out, actually.
 
2020-10-20 11:55:52 AM  
4 votes:
Well ya know, Trump needs 7 flushes since he's full of shiat.....
 
2020-10-20 11:42:36 AM  
4 votes:
God, please help me.

I'm drowning in a sea of stupid.

There isn't a screenwriter in the world that could come up with anything this stupid.
 
2020-10-20 11:15:07 AM  
4 votes:

Gonzo317: Well at least it is consistent with the Make America Great Again message.  Which is all about taking the US back to the good old days of Mayberry, when the world was all white and women knew their place.

/eye roll


Fun fact: The Andy Griffith Show had black background characters and guest stars. Griffith wanted black regular characters, but the network was afraid that some southern affiliates wouldn't carry it. What they ended up with was a compromise.
 
2020-10-20 11:08:43 AM  
4 votes:
That'll win em over.  Make sure to grab them by the pussy when you say it too.
 
2020-10-20 11:02:14 AM  
4 votes:

montreal_medic: Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose


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2020-10-20 10:58:38 AM  
4 votes:
So, Trump takes advantage of his douche nozzle skills.
 
2020-10-20 12:11:15 PM  
3 votes:

maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?


My dad has been biatching and moaning about the loss of incandescent bulbs since...  well, since whenever CFLs started to take over.  He actually bought a giant stockpile of incandescent bulbs before they pretty much went away.

I'll grant him that CFLs are awful, and especially the early ones.  But he was still whining about it as recently as a year ago, talking about how stupid it was that he couldn't find them anymore and he was stuck with CFLs.  Then he came to my house, and asked where I was able to get all the incandescent bulbs for all of my lamps that looked so great.  "Dad, they're LEDs.  They are getting pretty good, and my energy bill is a fraction of what it used to be, especially after I replaced the bathroom halogens with those 10W LEDs.  Went from 400W to 40 for the bathroom lighting, which is great since the kids tend to leave the lights on."

He looked kind of stunned, and then said, "Those bathroom halogens are...  LED?  Wow."

He was a bit skeptical, and started asking me questions about how much they hummed, and how I dealt with flicker.  I told him the dimmable ones sometimes hum if you start them at a low power, but it goes away once they warm up.  I also told him it's been three years since I changed a lightbulb.  He now uses LEDs himself and I haven't heard him biatch about it since.

I am sure that there are still people out there that get all bent out of shape over lightbulbs.  My dad is a Trump guy, but he's at least finally come around on the lightbulb thing and stopped being annoying on that one issue.  Baby steps.
 
2020-10-20 11:41:52 AM  
3 votes:
History of every law-demanded Tech change ever:

Old Tech uses too much energy/water/ or is unsafe.

Government passes law.

New Tech is uses less energy/water or is safer, but costs more or is less desirable because doesn't work as well.

People complain, Republicans want to repeal law, Democrats don't.

Companies listen to complaints, create New Tech v.2, which uses less energy/water, costs go down, people who are smart embrace newer tech because it is better than the Old Tech it replaced.

Republicans pretend New Tech v.2 is just the same as New Tech, still try to repeal law.

Everyone thinks Republicans are stupidly out of touch because they can't recognize that New Tech v.2 is superior to Old Tech.

Rinse/Repeat forever.
 
2020-10-20 11:39:22 AM  
3 votes:
Yyyyeah, even if the basic premise of this weren't extremely offensive, and even if what he is saying about the dishwashers were remotely true, he would have exactly zip to do with it. It's like taking credit for puppies everywhere being 25% more adorable.

/so post puppies?
 
2020-10-20 11:30:09 AM  
3 votes:

MikeyFuccon: That's the closest he has to an argument for groups who refuse to support him even after he made a big show of giving them what he thought they wanted (regardless of whether he actually gave them much). They should vote for him because they owe him.

The Trump campaign are whining about an alleged lack of "foreign policy" questions to be posed on Thursday. Clearly Trump wanted to take credit for the Israel-UAE accord (in which his real role was minimal), and the assassination of General Soleimani, and insist that if American Jews had any sense of gratitude he'd vote for him in return for what he supposedly did for "their" country.


Every action is a transaction in his mind.
 
2020-10-20 11:23:34 AM  
3 votes:
Sexism aside. How many Trump voters actually have money to buy a new dishwasher that allegedly has some magic new standard of higher water usage in a design, production, retail cycle that is probably years. People don't even want this shiat, and you could always modify low flow or refurbish old.
 
2020-10-20 11:18:08 AM  
3 votes:
A: Fark that butt nugget. Our dishwasher is a farking MACHINE, and it's not new enough to be made after his magical "proclamation".
B: Nobody came to my house and made any changes to the water there.

So I have the most amazing dishwasher I've seen outside of a commercial kitchen, and it's all Obama era stuff.
 
2020-10-20 11:17:44 AM  
3 votes:
Women should vote for me because I am trying to make appliances better (unsuccessfully, but that is another story). Am I crazy or is this sexist?
 
2020-10-20 11:05:13 AM  
3 votes:

MountainClimber: Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.


Your wife has good taste
 
2020-10-20 11:04:29 AM  
3 votes:
Well at least it is consistent with the Make America Great Again message.  Which is all about taking the US back to the good old days of Mayberry, when the world was all white and women knew their place.

/eye roll
 
2020-10-20 4:27:11 PM  
2 votes:

dildo tontine: maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?

Easy bake oven owners?


Easy-Bake Ovens use a heating element these days.
 
2020-10-20 2:05:24 PM  
2 votes:

myth321: Most all dishwasher are a time based fill. This is figured by the normal average water pressure to the home and the size of flow washer in the inlet valve. Adding more water, per cycle, than is needed to keep the pump supplied with water would not help anything.
Four tips to make a dishwasher work better and last longer :
1 Prime your hot water line to the sink before use
2 use liquid, powder, or gel detergent, pods are not right for dw's that have 2 chambers in the dispenser
3 load heavy items, on the top rack, to the back, and
4 prop the door open with a towel to let air out in between use. This helps the racks and door gasket last longer.


The only way I can get hot water to my dishwasher is to prime the hot water line and then leave it trickling the entire time the dishwasher is running.
 
2020-10-20 1:32:12 PM  
2 votes:
To be absolutely fair to him (mark that down on the calendar, I don't do it often), Republicans biatch farking constantly about environmental regulations ruining all kinds of shiat, like water pressure, toilets, lightbulbs and the air, you know, by making it more breathable. They hate all that shiat. They liked it back in the 1970s, when the air pollution here was like Beijing on a bad day now, the lightbulbs put out a shiatload of heat while using up a surprising amount of electricity and every toilet used 15 gallons a flush, or something like that. Apparently, not wasting as much energy as possible is for pussies and spending more money than you need to on electricity makes your dick bigger.

So I'm sure one of his stupid farking minions wanted to keep him away from anything problematic (ie, everything else) and told him to focus on environment stuff and gave him a few stupid talking points to yap about so he wouldn't whine more about Fauci or Hillary Clinton or the stupid, failing Hunter Biden bullshiat.

So for him, this counts as ALMOST comprehensible. Almost.
 
2020-10-20 1:16:36 PM  
2 votes:
FTA:


Donald Trump has suggested that his administration's actions on dishwasher pressure meant women supported him.

Without providing details on policy, the US president told supporters on Sunday that "the women come up to me, the women they say dont like me, they actually do like me a lot".

And that, said the Republican candidate, was because he "freed up" dishwashers to dispense more water.
"So, you go into a hotel or you buy a house, and they have what's called a restrictor," he told supporters in Nevada. "[The] same thing with your dishwasher, I freed that up too."

In an apparent reference to environmental standards that his administration rolled back, the president said dishwashers had a problem until his intervention.

WTH?  Is he taking drugs before his speeches?
 
2020-10-20 12:41:30 PM  
2 votes:

helloyesthisisdog: HerptheDerp: Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?

It is certainly the most grandpa thing about him.


Nvm, I forgot about windmills
 
2020-10-20 11:54:29 AM  
2 votes:
I do it every night:  especially after meatloaf.

I hate those goddamned Cascade commercials.  Who the fark runs their dishwasher daily because it uses less water than washing dishes in the sink?  Talk about a stupid argument.  Mine is overflowing, with cooking utensils, Tupperware lids, and smelly sponges jammed everywhere before I run it off.
 
2020-10-20 11:46:16 AM  
2 votes:
Next he will claim he invented in-floor heating to make women comfortable while they are barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making sandwiches for their men.
 
2020-10-20 11:40:31 AM  
2 votes:
I guarantee you that not even the most Stepfordized of wives has ever gone up to the President and asked him to do something about dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 11:35:23 AM  
2 votes:

MountainClimber: HerptheDerp: Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.

Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.


Those damn things were bomb-proof.  They weighed about 50 pounds but they could suck the shag right off your carpet.
 
2020-10-20 11:33:30 AM  
2 votes:

fernt: I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.


Speaking of 'bulbs', you're just not a bright one, are you?

Try Lowes:
https://www.lowes.com/pd/GE-100-Watt-​D​immable-A21-Light-Fixture-Incandescent​-Light-Bulb/3400510

Or Home Depot:
https://www.homedepot.com/p/Bulbrite-1​00-Watt-A19-Frost-Tough-Coat-Dimmable-​Warm-White-Light-Incandescent-Light-Bu​lb-12-Pack-860874/305910194

Or Wal-Mart:
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Philips-14​9​716-100-watt-A19-Silicone-Coated-Rough​-Service-Light-Bulb/319449959

Even Amazon has them:
https://www.amazon.com/Frosted-Incand​e​scent-Service-Medium-Lumens/dp/B07PMLV​KBK

There's a few good sources.  Now, vote for me.
 
2020-10-20 11:26:18 AM  
2 votes:
That's the closest he has to an argument for groups who refuse to support him even after he made a big show of giving them what he thought they wanted (regardless of whether he actually gave them much). They should vote for him because they owe him.

The Trump campaign are whining about an alleged lack of "foreign policy" questions to be posed on Thursday. Clearly Trump wanted to take credit for the Israel-UAE accord (in which his real role was minimal), and the assassination of General Soleimani, and insist that if American Jews had any sense of gratitude he'd vote for him in return for what he supposedly did for "their" country.
 
2020-10-20 11:23:31 AM  
2 votes:
About a year ago I moved into a brand new house.  In the 12 months since I have not paid more than the minimum amount the water utility charges.  The dish washer is great.  It works better than the old one and is way more quiet.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:55 AM  
2 votes:

HerptheDerp: Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.


Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:29 AM  
2 votes:

OutsmartBullet: wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.

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I just noticed the animators gave her the most spectacular camel-toe ever.

//if I can't un-see it, neither will you
 
2020-10-20 10:59:56 AM  
2 votes:
There goes Trump talking about women's cycles again.
 
2020-10-20 10:58:14 AM  
2 votes:
Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.
 
2020-10-20 5:03:22 PM  
1 vote:

Russ1642: myth321: Most all dishwasher are a time based fill. This is figured by the normal average water pressure to the home and the size of flow washer in the inlet valve. Adding more water, per cycle, than is needed to keep the pump supplied with water would not help anything.
Four tips to make a dishwasher work better and last longer :
1 Prime your hot water line to the sink before use
2 use liquid, powder, or gel detergent, pods are not right for dw's that have 2 chambers in the dispenser
3 load heavy items, on the top rack, to the back, and
4 prop the door open with a towel to let air out in between use. This helps the racks and door gasket last longer.

The only way I can get hot water to my dishwasher is to prime the hot water line and then leave it trickling the entire time the dishwasher is running.


Longer cycles may have a thermal hold, other than that, you could use one of the heat options ( high temp washe, or sani rinse).
 
2020-10-20 2:43:46 PM  
1 vote:

Gonzo317: Well at least it is consistent with the Make America Great Again message.  Which is all about taking the US back to the good old days of Mayberry, when the world was all white and women knew their place.

/eye roll


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Not you, the neverending firehose of lies and stupidity.
 
2020-10-20 2:30:32 PM  
1 vote:

LarryDan43: Did you know a handyman for the Trump family has been secretly messing with the flow of faucets and shower heads in his home to drive Trump crazy?


A previously unknown Drumpf relative is living in a secret basement Parasite-style.
 
2020-10-20 12:58:28 PM  
1 vote:

fernt: I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.


My sister bought a bunch of these when they were "banned." She was going to make millions selling them on the black market.  Last I heard, she couldn't even give the bulbs away.  Do you want her number?
 
2020-10-20 12:42:45 PM  
1 vote:

Fireproof: Outsmart


Fireproof: Outsmart


Laptopia: maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?

My dad has been biatching and moaning about the loss of incandescent bulbs since...  well, since whenever CFLs started to take over.  He actually bought a giant stockpile of incandescent bulbs before they pretty much went away.

I'll grant him that CFLs are awful, and especially the early ones.  But he was still whining about it as recently as a year ago, talking about how stupid it was that he couldn't find them anymore and he was stuck with CFLs.  Then he came to my house, and asked where I was able to get all the incandescent bulbs for all of my lamps that looked so great.  "Dad, they're LEDs.  They are getting pretty good, and my energy bill is a fraction of what it used to be, especially after I replaced the bathroom halogens with those 10W LEDs.  Went from 400W to 40 for the bathroom lighting, which is great since the kids tend to leave the lights on."

He looked kind of stunned, and then said, "Those bathroom halogens are...  LED?  Wow."

He was a bit skeptical, and started asking me questions about how much they hummed, and how I dealt with flicker.  I told him the dimmable ones sometimes hum if you start them at a low power, but it goes away once they warm up.  I also told him it's been three years since I changed a lightbulb.  He now uses LEDs himself and I haven't heard him biatch about it since.

I am sure that there are still people out there that get all bent out of shape over lightbulbs.  My dad is a Trump guy, but he's at least finally come around on the lightbulb thing and stopped being annoying on that one issue.  Baby steps.


Tell your dad that LEDs look good because they illuminate phosphor to do much of the glowing. Worked like a charm on my pops, as long as they can understand something is going shiny inside they'll be happier with it
 
2020-10-20 12:24:53 PM  
1 vote:

BBQBrisket: Next he will claim he invented in-floor heating to make women comfortable while they are barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen making sandwiches for their men.


Thats what the foot soaking tub at the bottom of the oven is for.
 
2020-10-20 12:17:26 PM  
1 vote:
Just wait until Trump realizes that refrigerator manufactures have started moving away from through-the-door ice & water dispensers because the hole in the door causes so much cold air lose that they can't make up elsewhere. Oh, and those high falutin' Europeans had the nerve to say "just open the damn door and get some ice, it isn't that hard, and we did some tests, the few seconds its opened a handful of times a day still requires less energy than the hole in the door!"
 
2020-10-20 12:17:07 PM  
1 vote:

supaxi: Wtf?  How can someone this stupid only be down 10 points or 5 past the margin of error ?  He has done pretty much everything to try and lose.  Insulting everyone even his supporters, troops, religion.

Apparently a potato could run as a Republican and it would be neck and neck.


The answer is right in front of you - it's because the other choice is so awful.

The truth is that Biden is the only Democrat who ran who was even halfway close to normal, and he made the race much closer by inviting Sanders to alter his platform and making Harris his running mate.
A bookie would take bets on him not finishing his first term, making Kamala president, and she has allied herself with every kooky idea she thought it would take to get the nomination herself.
 
2020-10-20 12:13:16 PM  
1 vote:

I-K-Rumba: chewd: MountainClimber: Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.

Your wife has good taste

Years ago when I was maybe 12, my dad got my mom a vacuum cleaner hose for Xmas. Mom always had a short temper but that day was great. I thought she was going to strangle my dad with the new hose. Us kids were howling with laughter which did not help matters.  Dad left the room and came back with her real present. Everything was cool then and we had a good day.


Your dad must have had trouble finding something for his girlfriend in short order after he gave her gift to your mom.
 
2020-10-20 12:08:13 PM  
1 vote:

supaxi: Wtf?  How can someone this stupid only be down 10 points or 5 past the margin of error ?  He has done pretty much everything to try and lose.  Insulting everyone even his supporters, troops, religion.

Apparently a potato could run as a Republican and it would be neck and neck.


Is the potato "pro life?" Because that alone guarantees at least 20%. Stalin would poll well if he was pro-life. And yes, Evangelicals would bend over backwards to defend Stalin's record of slaughtering millions of his own people, and being a communist, while crowing about his "pro-life" bona fides.
 
2020-10-20 11:49:14 AM  
1 vote:

aug3: fernt: I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.

have you tried going to a store?
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Of course not - that would fly in the face of the 'ever-the-victim' strategy
 
2020-10-20 11:31:25 AM  
1 vote:

aug3: fernt: I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.

have you tried going to a store?
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Please don't encourage it.

Thanks.
 
2020-10-20 11:31:20 AM  
1 vote:

BretMavrik: HerptheDerp: Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?

His bidet doesn't use enough pressure to satisfy him, so he assumes other appliances and fixtures have similar issues.


I bet he doesn't even wipe, let alone use a bidet.
 
2020-10-20 11:29:58 AM  
1 vote:
i bet trump uses a poop knife
 
2020-10-20 11:29:21 AM  
1 vote:
Trump would be an excellent vacuum repairman, too.
When he doesn't suck, he really blows.
 
2020-10-20 11:26:41 AM  
1 vote:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Sexism aside. How many Trump voters actually have money to buy a new dishwasher that allegedly has some magic new standard of higher water usage in a design, production, retail cycle that is probably years. People don't even want this shiat, and you could always modify low flow or refurbish old.


The ones getting the tax cuts.
 
2020-10-20 11:25:42 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:23:07 AM  
1 vote:

HerptheDerp: Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?


His bidet doesn't use enough pressure to satisfy him, so he assumes other appliances and fixtures have similar issues.
 
2020-10-20 11:22:49 AM  
1 vote:

maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?


I'm gonna go with Westinghouse, based on their inauguration fund donation.
 
2020-10-20 11:22:46 AM  
1 vote:
This is the WH low-flow toilet argument, again, ffs
 
2020-10-20 11:20:17 AM  
1 vote:

40 degree day: Women should vote for me because I am trying to make appliances better (unsuccessfully, but that is another story). Am I crazy or is this sexist?


What made America great was its superior water pressure. Now you've all installed low flow toilets and shower heads. That's why the world is laughing at you.
 
2020-10-20 11:14:41 AM  
1 vote:

maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?


Easy bake oven owners?
 
2020-10-20 11:08:39 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:01:27 AM  
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wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.


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