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(Yahoo)   Trump tries to win back women with the old "biatch I fixed your dishwasher" argument   (yahoo.com) divider line
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2020-10-20 9:05:15 AM  
Thousands of conservatives suddenly to live inside their dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 9:23:24 AM  
For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.
 
2020-10-20 9:31:50 AM  
Die already, you worthless piece of shiat.
 
2020-10-20 9:59:07 AM  
I was going to go vote early, but I'm still on cycle #8 from Saturday's dishes.
 
2020-10-20 10:46:44 AM  
1949 called, it wants its trained monkey back.
 
2020-10-20 10:48:49 AM  
Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.
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2020-10-20 10:58:14 AM  
Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.
 
2020-10-20 10:58:38 AM  
So, Trump takes advantage of his douche nozzle skills.
 
2020-10-20 10:58:55 AM  
HE'S LYING
NOTHING CHANGED
CAN'T YOU MORON TRUMPERS SEE IT?!?!?!?!!
ARE YOU ALL COMPLETE MORONS!?!?!?!  <rhetorical>


AGHHHHHHHHHHHH


/ok, better now
 
2020-10-20 10:59:20 AM  
Did you know a handyman for the Trump family has been secretly messing with the flow of faucets and shower heads in his home to drive Trump crazy?
 
2020-10-20 10:59:24 AM  
I know if I was campaigning in the desert, I'd brag that I tried to push people to waste more water...
 
2020-10-20 10:59:27 AM  

August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.


Surprised he didn't recommend Brawndo.
It's what dishes crave.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:38 AM  
No farking way Trump has ever used a dishwasher in his life, or even put his own dirty dishes in one.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:45 AM  
The best part is, water pressure has absolutely nothing to do with how a dishwasher works. Except for if you have no water, anyway.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:50 AM  
I should have known the headline was literal.
 
2020-10-20 10:59:56 AM  
There goes Trump talking about women's cycles again.
 
2020-10-20 11:00:32 AM  
Jaysus, I thought this was going to be an article about his general language of "I saved your suburbs from [those people]."

Nope. He literally said women love him because dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 11:00:41 AM  
I would really love with Trump's mic cut, for Biden to just unload on him for this as the example of how completely stupid this man is.

"You are so blindingly stupid that you think for one second that people would run their dishwashers 10 times to do a load of dishes."  He turns to look at the camera.  "Have any of you ever done that?  This man hasn't WASHED ten dishes in his entire pampered boy life."  Turns back to trump.  "Now do you want to talk about the complex nature of foreign policy implications of the rise in sea levels as it relates to maritime fishing rights?  BECAUSE I GOT ALL NIGHT JACK!"
 
2020-10-20 11:00:58 AM  
When was the last time Donald Trump was actually in a kitchen? Any kitchen at all?
 
2020-10-20 11:01:27 AM  

wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.


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2020-10-20 11:01:27 AM  

August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.


Doesn't a dishwasher fill the pan, then use the water, drain it, then refill?

Better pressure - at best would shorten fill time, which is a trivial part of the overall cycle time. Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose
 
2020-10-20 11:01:59 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:02:04 AM  
Assuming his administration did actually lift restrictions on water usage in dishwashers, he didn't wave a fairy want and remove all the restrictors on existing dishwashers.
 
2020-10-20 11:02:07 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:02:14 AM  

montreal_medic: Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose


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2020-10-20 11:02:46 AM  

bainsguy: When was the last time Donald Trump was actually in a kitchen? Any kitchen at all?


If Trump went into the kitchen it's only because he was attempting to sexually assault "the help".
 
2020-10-20 11:03:06 AM  

montreal_medic: August11: For those of you visiting from nearby worldlines, this is the worldline where the US President talked incoherently about his making the nation's dishwashers function better with more water.

Doesn't a dishwasher fill the pan, then use the water, drain it, then refill?

Better pressure - at best would shorten fill time, which is a trivial part of the overall cycle time. Frankly, do more by upping the diameter of the feed hose


Right, it could shorten the fill time but the pump is doing the actual spraying. But I would guess the number of people choosing their president based on how long it takes their dish washing cycle to begin is somewhat low.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:18 AM  
I just replaced the TCO on our dishwasher so I'm getting a kick...

I'm not an expert though. Wouldn't a dishwasher have a pressure regulator? I mean, I'm no engineer, but those people seem to know how to set up a machine to do it's job across a range of possible utility setups.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:29 AM  

OutsmartBullet: wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.

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I just noticed the animators gave her the most spectacular camel-toe ever.

//if I can't un-see it, neither will you
 
2020-10-20 11:03:38 AM  
This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?
 
2020-10-20 11:03:53 AM  
Dishwashers?   Those broads should be cleaning those dishes by hand.
 
2020-10-20 11:03:55 AM  

HerptheDerp: Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.


Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.
 
2020-10-20 11:04:06 AM  

aagrajag: OutsmartBullet: wademh: Chicks and Broads and Dames don't like it when you assume their lives are about kitchen appliances.

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I just noticed the animators gave her the most spectacular camel-toe ever.

//if I can't un-see it, neither will you


Let me tell you a story about the zippers on jeans from the 90's. It's a long story.
 
2020-10-20 11:04:29 AM  
Well at least it is consistent with the Make America Great Again message.  Which is all about taking the US back to the good old days of Mayberry, when the world was all white and women knew their place.

/eye roll
 
2020-10-20 11:04:46 AM  
Trumps idea of a dishwasher is the kid working in the back of a restaurant kitchen for 8$ an hour
 
2020-10-20 11:05:13 AM  

MountainClimber: Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.


Your wife has good taste
 
2020-10-20 11:05:39 AM  
A couple of years ago, my landlord replaced the old dishwasher in my apartment with a newer, high-efficiency one that used far less water.

The difference was amazing.  I was basically having to wash the dishes before putting them in the old piece of shiat dishwasher; in the new one, I just needed to scrape off really large bits of things.

Trump's understanding of all this comes from the time he was 7 and following the maid around to insult and berate her about things.
 
2020-10-20 11:05:57 AM  
I'm still waiting for him to appeal to gay Iowans by bragging about low-cost, corn-based lube.
 
2020-10-20 11:07:08 AM  
He also called the women in the Nevada crowd 'housewives' yesterday, then checked with them to make sure they liked him calling women 'housewives'.  And, boy, did they!  This guy is totally tone-deaf.  Women do great things out of the home, too.
 
2020-10-20 11:07:17 AM  
He's soaking in it.
 
2020-10-20 11:08:39 AM  
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2020-10-20 11:08:43 AM  
That'll win em over.  Make sure to grab them by the pussy when you say it too.
 
2020-10-20 11:09:54 AM  
Since nowhere did that article include the line "can you believe this farking guy" I have to conclude that it was written by an AI.

/a primitive one at that
 
2020-10-20 11:10:25 AM  

OutsmartBullet: The best part is, water pressure has absolutely nothing to do with how a dishwasher works. Except for if you have no water, anyway.


Was gonna say, don't they mostly just fill up once or twice per cycle and reuse that soapy water? Does he think all the water that gets sprayed on the dishes is always coming straight from the water pipes and the soap just gets kinda thrown in there somehow?

/$5 says he came up with this one on his own.
 
2020-10-20 11:10:29 AM  
Also, what the hell is Trump's bizarre obsession with water pressure? He's commented on toilet flows, shower pressure and now dishwashers. Like, what the hell is going on in that melon full of pudding that has him obsessing over home water usage? Is it because he spends so much time in the bathroom Tweeting one out that it's literally just his world now? A world of bile of toilets?
 
2020-10-20 11:11:04 AM  

maldinero: This is the same moron that pats himself on the back for "bringing back" incandescent lighting.
Seriously, who-t-f was asking for that?


Superannuated Luddites.
 
2020-10-20 11:12:01 AM  

Curt Blizzah: He also called the women in the Nevada crowd 'housewives' yesterday, then checked with them to make sure they liked him calling women 'housewives'.  And, boy, did they!  This guy is totally tone-deaf.  Women do great things out of the home, too.


According to Trump the things women do outside the home is: looking pretty on your arm, shopping, getting their nails done, and giving birth.
 
2020-10-20 11:12:05 AM  
I don't know about dishwasher pressure, but I just want to find a source for some decent, old fashioned 100 watt incandescent light bulbs.

If Trump can fix THAT I'll vote for him.
 
2020-10-20 11:12:18 AM  

MountainClimber: HerptheDerp: Happy Anniversary sweetie! I bought you a new vacuum cleaner.

Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.


chewd: MountainClimber: Lol
I actually had the wife request a new vacuum one year for Christmas. It was one of those Kirby's.

Your wife has good expensive taste

FTFY
 
2020-10-20 11:12:28 AM  
I've never understood his "it takes 7 flushes now" argument and the light bulb thing about how LEDs suck and make him look weird and now we can have incandescents again.

Like, on what planet?  I've had two new toilets installed in the last decade, one of them in 2016.  They're fine.  I also had a case where I had one incandescent and one LED recessed can light on the same switch.  The only visible difference between them was that the LED took a split second to turn on.  That was nearly imperceptible.  LED lights are pretty danged awesome now and you can choose whatever color temp suits you.

This is George HW Bush levels of out of touch.  These are Trump's "guessing at the price of bread" moments and people aren't seeing it somehow?
 
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