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(SoraNews24)   Burger King Japan teases the $2.75 Fake Burger -- "history's first unidentified burger"   (soranews24.com) divider line
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2020-10-20 12:20:12 AM  
I'm still waiting for Beyond® Horse Burgers
 
2020-10-20 3:46:46 AM  
7-11 have been selling "Mystery Meat" burgers for a looong time.
 
2020-10-20 6:41:23 AM  
Don't they have a fake burger? Thought they called it an Impossible Whopper.
 
2020-10-20 6:53:52 AM  
Man, we're in the era of apocalyptic zombie movies. Soylent Green gets a "meh" on the shock scale these days.
 
2020-10-20 7:17:21 AM  
From the picture, I'm guessing there's a guy under the table sticking his cock through a glory hole.
 
2020-10-20 7:26:43 AM  
Maybe its not "fake"

in Japan "sake" is pronounced sock-ee and is rice wine.  is there a Japanese word "fock-ee?"
 
2020-10-20 7:30:28 AM  

Palined Parenthood: I'm still waiting for Beyond® Horse Burgers


I'm almost surprised Loving Hut never tried that on, they fake nearly every other damned thing from land and sea. (and most anything I ever tried there was generally quite good... except the fake-shrimp, man those skrimps was just awful.)
 
2020-10-20 7:33:54 AM  
there does seem to be some strange love of mystery meat - https://soranews24.com/2018/09/16/t​hre​e-different-types-of-mystery-meat-fill​-the-latest-cup-noodle-flavor-from-nis​sin/

and to be honest I could really go for one of those right now...

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2020-10-20 8:25:42 AM  

ZMugg: 7-11 have been selling "Mystery Meat" burgers for a looong time.


Man, I will always have a certain fondness for those. They're just so consistently awful. Reminds me of the burgers from my middle school cafeteria.
 
2020-10-20 8:28:26 AM  
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2020-10-20 10:34:40 AM  
I'm guessing "whale meat".

Would explain the secrecy.
 
2020-10-20 2:39:56 PM  
How do you say "booger king is nasty!" in Japanese?
 
2020-10-20 5:29:31 PM  

Officer Collins: I'm guessing "whale meat".

Would explain the secrecy.


Wahlburgers... Whaleburgers... it all makes sense now.
 
2020-10-20 5:55:21 PM  

Officer Collins: I'm guessing "whale meat".

Would explain the secrecy.


*begins blubbering incoherently*
 
2020-10-21 11:00:15 AM  

Golden Brown Delicious: Officer Collins: I'm guessing "whale meat".

Would explain the secrecy.

*begins blubbering incoherently*


Don't worry. I understand that they are 100% orcanic.
 
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