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2020-10-20 5:02:18 AM  
It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.
 
2020-10-20 7:43:30 AM  

bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.


I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer
 
2020-10-20 7:47:55 AM  
Hey stop linking to the Post. k thanx
 
2020-10-20 7:49:46 AM  
"We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."


If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?
 
2020-10-20 7:50:21 AM  
Thus why nobody with more than 2 brain cells wants to fly, because all the Trumpers & Q idiots do crap like this. If she was sick, if she had Covid, then why the *#&@ was she flying? If I was somewhere, got sick, and just needed to get home I would rent a car if need be. But not get on a passenger plane.

If she knew she had Covid and decided to get on that plane....THIS is absolutely 0 loss to humanity, in fact we should celebrate as our gene pool just improved.
 
2020-10-20 7:50:35 AM  
There's a plague on the airplane dear Liza, dear Liza...
 
2020-10-20 7:50:42 AM  
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2020-10-20 7:50:46 AM  

philotech: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."

If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?


They don't even know which of the ONE airport in arizona she flew out of
 
2020-10-20 7:52:17 AM  

mrmopar5287: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

Meh. She had underlying health issues and died, and they're marking every death certificate with COVID-19.


Meh. She had underlying health issues and died, but they keep blaming the guy who shot her in the head.
 
2020-10-20 7:52:18 AM  
This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.
 
2020-10-20 7:52:47 AM  
That sub-human piece of shiat was THAT sick and still got on a plane full of people.
I hope she suffered and then goes to hell.
 
2020-10-20 7:52:51 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer


I wouldn't  take a flight right now for a million dollars and I really could use some money
 
2020-10-20 7:53:30 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer


Me neither. My legs would cramp up on a flight that long.
 
2020-10-20 7:53:38 AM  

flappy_penguin: philotech: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."

If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?

They don't even know which of the ONE airport in arizona she flew out of


Guess she could have flown out of Tucson...
 
2020-10-20 7:55:18 AM  

ssa5: Thus why nobody with more than 2 brain cells wants to fly, because all the Trumpers & Q idiots do crap like this. If she was sick, if she had Covid, then why the *#&@ was she flying? If I was somewhere, got sick, and just needed to get home I would rent a car if need be. But not get on a passenger plane.

If she knew she had Covid and decided to get on that plane....THIS is absolutely 0 loss to humanity, in fact we should celebrate as our gene pool just improved.


FTFA: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."

// put your jump to conclusions mat away, sir...
 
2020-10-20 7:56:35 AM  

Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.


So why is Trump alive
 
2020-10-20 7:57:32 AM  

waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.

So why is Trump alive


His virile masculinity.
 
2020-10-20 7:57:52 AM  
The scariest book I have ever read is the opening chapter of 'The Hot Zone'. Yeah, it is a hemmorging virus on a plane, but there is no horror novel that comes even close.
 
2020-10-20 7:57:53 AM  

mrmopar5287: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

Meh. She had underlying health issues and died, and they're marking every death certificate with COVID-19.


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the shooting didn't kill him it was the blood loss!

(smiles smugly and thinks to self "another lib owned")

/please fly lots
 
2020-10-20 7:59:13 AM  
Oh, hey, it's the NY Post!

I bet she died from reading Hunter Biden's emails which gave her Covid and then Trump tried to save her but she was a Democrat so she died out of spite.
 
2020-10-20 8:01:24 AM  
Why the fark was she flying when she was sick with COVID?
 
2020-10-20 8:01:59 AM  

waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.

So why is Trump alive


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$650,000 worth of experimental drugs, best drs in the world, medivac helicopter.
 
2020-10-20 8:03:59 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer


I haven't flown commercial since before 9/11.
 
2020-10-20 8:04:22 AM  

McGrits: The scariest book I have ever read is the opening chapter of 'The Hot Zone'. Yeah, it is a hemmorging virus on a plane, but there is no horror novel that comes even close.


Yeah, imagine being on that plane and then someone just starts suffocating to death without any apparent cause. God....
 
2020-10-20 8:04:58 AM  
flappy_penguin:
They don't even know which of the ONE airport in arizona she flew out of

There are a number of airports in Arizona, not including the smaller ones. (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li​st_of_​airports_in_Arizona )

IFP, FLG, GCN, AZA, PGA, GCW, PHX, TUS, and YUM.

I'm not counting the reliever airports (which are probably not an issue right now, since I can't imagine air travel from Arizona is particularly high).

Since they didn't mention which air carrier, just destination, we can't exactly rule out regional airports either. There are a bunch of those.
 
2020-10-20 8:08:52 AM  
"We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."

if you're dropping dead, there may be a few signs beforehand that you're not feeling 100%
 
2020-10-20 8:09:14 AM  

philotech: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."

If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?


She passed through security at an airport and, one presumes, had a ticket it her name.

How the hell do they not know more about her, eg which airline and airport???
 
2020-10-20 8:09:34 AM  

MagicChicken: flappy_penguin:
They don't even know which of the ONE airport in arizona she flew out of

There are a number of airports in Arizona, not including the smaller ones. (see https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis​t_of_airports_in_Arizona )

IFP, FLG, GCN, AZA, PGA, GCW, PHX, TUS, and YUM.

I'm not counting the reliever airports (which are probably not an issue right now, since I can't imagine air travel from Arizona is particularly high).

Since they didn't mention which air carrier, just destination, we can't exactly rule out regional airports either. There are a bunch of those.


Ok you got me. It's been 20 years since I've lived there. Most people still only fly out of PHX and TUS. In 20 years of living there I flew out of PHX dozens of times. TUS once.
 
2020-10-20 8:10:46 AM  

ssa5: Thus why nobody with more than 2 brain cells wants to fly, because all the Trumpers & Q idiots do crap like this. If she was sick, if she had Covid, then why the *#&@ was she flying? If I was somewhere, got sick, and just needed to get home I would rent a car if need be. But not get on a passenger plane.

If she knew she had Covid and decided to get on that plane....THIS is absolutely 0 loss to humanity, in fact we should celebrate as our gene pool just improved.


RTFA:

"We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."

If she didn't know she was sick, and suddenly started having breathing issues, that could explain it.

It also could be she had something else that actually killed her, but she was positive for COVID-19, which originated in the wet markets in Wuhan, Hubei province, People's Republic of China.  After all, COVID-19 has an incubation period where you don't know you have it.

But hey, feel free to continue to politicize it.   When Trump gets re-elected, I hear he plans on sending you guys thank you notes for your in-kind donations to his re-election campaign.  So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
 
2020-10-20 8:12:09 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.

So why is Trump alive

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$650,000 worth of experimental drugs, best drs in the world, medivac helicopter.


Trump's the only rich person that is gotten to c19?
I could have swore at least one other rich person died
 
2020-10-20 8:12:36 AM  

ssa5: Thus why nobody with more than 2 brain cells wants to fly, because all the Trumpers & Q idiots do crap like this. If she was sick, if she had Covid, then why the *#&@ was she flying? If I was somewhere, got sick, and just needed to get home I would rent a car if need be. But not get on a passenger plane.

If she knew she had Covid and decided to get on that plane....THIS is absolutely 0 loss to humanity, in fact we should celebrate as our gene pool just improved.


You make a good point, but the dumbest of the dumb believe this shiat.
13,000 dead in Vietnam, but there were hard hats fighting hippies in the street to support "mah president".
50 years later, it's an easy look back and easier to say "why would those idiots believe that a$$hole?".

Of course, in 50 years we may have another chance to use the same phrase in reference to the "lock her up" crowd...
but then again...we have 235,000 dead in 10 MONTHS, about 20 TIMES what it took 10 years to kill back then.

We can't afford 10 years of "rounding the corner, it'll go away".
 
2020-10-20 8:12:50 AM  
"We may not know if she was aware she was sick."

They don't know if they don't know?
 
2020-10-20 8:14:28 AM  
The FACT is that this disease came from China.

Therefore, if we yell at China, then the disease will go away and we can all get back to licking each others' faces at Golden Corral.
 
2020-10-20 8:14:42 AM  
I'm calling bullshiat on this.
you don't go from not knowing if you're sick to dying during the course of a flight if the cause of death is COVID. It's probably a pulmonary embolism (PE) and the nypost is a shiatty excuse for a news agency looking to get clicks. Being a woman in your 30s on a plane (other risks are smoking and taking birth control pills) puts you at the highest risk of getting one and it's exactly the sort of thing that can kill you fast.
 
2020-10-20 8:14:47 AM  
That's...disturbing...
 
2020-10-20 8:15:06 AM  

dittybopper: pastramithemosterotic: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer

I haven't flown commercial since before 9/11.


Only the little people fly commercial.
 
2020-10-20 8:16:11 AM  

Rapmaster2000: The FACT is that this disease came from China.

Therefore, if we yell at China, then the disease will go away and we can all get back to licking each others' faces at Golden Corral.


I'm never eating at a buffet again with one exception the buffet in Vegas that has caviar.
I'll take the risk for endless caviar
 
2020-10-20 8:16:44 AM  

waxbeans: Giant Clown Shoe: waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.

So why is Trump alive

[Fark user image image 750x956]

$650,000 worth of experimental drugs, best drs in the world, medivac helicopter.

Trump's the only rich person that is gotten to c19?
I could have swore at least one other rich person died


Didn't some owner of a pizza place die from COVID-19?

Or maybe it was food poisoning?
 
2020-10-20 8:17:07 AM  
Apparently, I am screened more (temperature, questioned about health) to eat at a patio table at my diner than people are to get on a plane?
 
2020-10-20 8:17:08 AM  
She should have been tried for attempted murder in as many counts as the number of passengers the plane held if she knowingly had covid and tried to board the plane.
 
2020-10-20 8:17:21 AM  

philotech: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."

If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?


There is a difference between 'what is known' and 'what the Dallas County Judge has been informed of'.

You know, the government is not one big, monolithic entity, smart guy.
 
2020-10-20 8:17:52 AM  

atlantic_lotion: I'm calling bullshiat on this.
you don't go from not knowing if you're sick to dying during the course of a flight if the cause of death is COVID. It's probably a pulmonary embolism (PE) and the nypost is a shiatty excuse for a news agency looking to get clicks. Being a woman in your 30s on a plane (other risks are smoking and taking birth control pills) puts you at the highest risk of getting one and it's exactly the sort of thing that can kill you fast.


Why not all of that?
 
2020-10-20 8:19:05 AM  

AnEasyTarget: waxbeans: Giant Clown Shoe: waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: This disease only kills people with underlying conditions like obesity.  Americans have nothing to worry about.

So why is Trump alive

[Fark user image image 750x956]

$650,000 worth of experimental drugs, best drs in the world, medivac helicopter.

Trump's the only rich person that is gotten to c19?
I could have swore at least one other rich person died

Didn't some owner of a pizza place die from COVID-19?

Or maybe it was food poisoning?


Yeah that guy! Wasn't he rich? Herman Cain.
 
2020-10-20 8:19:44 AM  

waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: The FACT is that this disease came from China.

Therefore, if we yell at China, then the disease will go away and we can all get back to licking each others' faces at Golden Corral.

I'm never eating at a buffet again with one exception the buffet in Vegas that has caviar.
I'll take the risk for endless caviar


The only buffet I ever eat is the free breakfast one at a hotel.  I'm not the kind of person who stuffs my face enough to get any kind of value out of a buffet.

I did go to the Paris buffet in Vegas 15 years ago and it was great.  I walk up and these idiots ahead of me are loading up their plates with croissants and rolls when you can clearly see there is prime rib, crab legs, and lobster bisque available.  Only fools fill up on bread.
 
2020-10-20 8:21:08 AM  

dittybopper: pastramithemosterotic: bostonguy: It would be horrifying to be a passenger on that plane.

I have no intention of getting on a plane for at least a year, if not longer

I haven't flown commercial since before 9/11.


What's your point?
Afraid of flying?
Too poor?
Incurious about the rest of the world?
 
2020-10-20 8:22:14 AM  

atlantic_lotion: I'm calling bullshiat on this.
you don't go from not knowing if you're sick to dying during the course of a flight if the cause of death is COVID. It's probably a pulmonary embolism (PE) and the nypost is a shiatty excuse for a news agency looking to get clicks. Being a woman in your 30s on a plane (other risks are smoking and taking birth control pills) puts you at the highest risk of getting one and it's exactly the sort of thing that can kill you fast.


They were not in the air. The plane was still on the tarmac.
 
2020-10-20 8:22:29 AM  

Rapmaster2000: waxbeans: Rapmaster2000: The FACT is that this disease came from China.

Therefore, if we yell at China, then the disease will go away and we can all get back to licking each others' faces at Golden Corral.

I'm never eating at a buffet again with one exception the buffet in Vegas that has caviar.
I'll take the risk for endless caviar

The only buffet I ever eat is the free breakfast one at a hotel.  I'm not the kind of person who stuffs my face enough to get any kind of value out of a buffet.

I did go to the Paris buffet in Vegas 15 years ago and it was great.  I walk up and these idiots ahead of me are loading up their plates with croissants and rolls when you can clearly see there is prime rib, crab legs, and lobster bisque available.  Only fools fill up on bread.


OMG the 25 buffet at the Hyatt (don't quote me on that) here in satx down town, it's a breakfast buffet. And it's amazing. Everything's fresh they'll make a set of eggs for you anywhere you want even omelette and there's a guy grilling steaks and there's this beautiful fresh fruit and everything else it's just the most amazing breakfast you'll ever have
 
2020-10-20 8:22:31 AM  
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2020-10-20 8:24:45 AM  

flappy_penguin: flappy_penguin: philotech: "We don't know a whole lot," Jenkins said at a press conference on COVID-19. "We may not know if she was aware she was sick."
Jenkins noted that the woman contracted the virus while in Arizona and said her case was a "reminder that there is no age restriction in COVID."

If they don't know who she was, or if she knew that she was sick, how would they possible know that she contracted it in Arizona?

They don't even know which of the ONE airport in arizona she flew out of

Guess she could have flown out of Tucson...


There are at least 3 airports in Arizona that fly commercial flights.
 
2020-10-20 8:25:06 AM  
If you're traveling by air for pleasure right now you are beyond stupid and polite society should shun the fark out of you until you smarten up.
 
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