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(KUTV Utah)   Utah zoo contends with animals on the outside of its cages   (kutv.com) divider line
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2020-10-19 8:59:45 PM  
"Reached out to police." WTF does that mean? You didn't call 911 when students are rampaging around the zoo? Why not?
 
2020-10-19 11:14:09 PM  
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2020-10-19 11:54:28 PM  
Scorpions - The Zoo
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2020-10-20 1:07:01 AM  
But enough about Mormons.
 
2020-10-20 2:24:27 AM  
We're they wearing masks or not!?
 
2020-10-20 2:26:49 AM  
This is why I'd rather own a vacant house instead of renting it out. Even Denille DeCastro wasn't that bad of a tenant. I am so old
 
2020-10-20 2:32:18 AM  
I like how the frat bros were getting threats on their social media, three lefts making a right and all that.
 
2020-10-20 2:47:25 AM  
Hogle Zoo

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2020-10-20 3:05:24 AM  
I lived in a Utah town so small, our zoo only had one animal - a dog.
It was a shih tzu. (a sh*t zoo)

There used to be a zoo in the 80s outside Crossroads Mall, where the bus lines ended from Ogden and Provo, and every misfit and poseur from three valleys congregated outside the mall at that bus stop.
 
2020-10-20 3:56:36 AM  
A fraternity? Behaving badly? Heavens to Mergatroid!
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2020-10-20 4:00:59 AM  
Three kids tried that shiat at the SF zoo years ago and Tatiana the tiger wasn't having any of it. That zoo needs more tigers.
 
2020-10-20 4:26:43 AM  

phishrace: Three kids tried that shiat at the SF zoo years ago and Tatiana the tiger wasn't having any of it. That zoo needs more tigers.


I'd almost forgotten about that incident, thanks for the reminder.  It still pisses me off that those assholes won a judgement for damn near a million dollars because they decided to get high and drunk and taunt a tiger.
 
2020-10-20 5:25:38 AM  
After three drinks, your average Mormon kid turns into something Jason from the Friday 13th series wouldn't turn his back on.
 
2020-10-20 6:31:09 AM  
UU?
Couldn't they just magic up a spell and fix everything like it was?
 
2020-10-20 7:02:46 AM  
According to their website Sigma Chi builds strong men through their dedication to Friendship, Justice and Learning.

I think that means they build life long friendships from the lessons they learn while going through the justice system.
 
2020-10-20 8:13:38 AM  

winedrinkingman: According to their website Sigma Chi builds strong men through their dedication to Friendship, Justice and Learning.

I think that means they build life long friendships from the lessons they learn while going through the justice system.


That is frat code for down low homo, padding's, and paying people to learn for you
 
2020-10-20 11:04:22 AM  
Pretty much par for the course for Sigma Chi. For fun, Google "Sigma Chi UCF"
 
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