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2020-10-19 10:06:44 PM  
"The officer euthanized the buck, which had blood on its two-pronged antlers"

Man, the new Bambi reboot is dark
 
2020-10-19 11:19:46 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Man, the new Bambi reboot is dark


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2020-10-20 12:44:19 AM  
So don't try to buck against the law
 
2020-10-20 1:55:46 AM  
I hope you enjoyed your young buck while it lasted, granny.

[*brazzers logo goes here*]
 
2020-10-20 1:56:23 AM  
At the place I stayed at in Agness in the Kalmiopsis forest, there were some young fawns that were pretty tame. Some methed out neighbors laid out corn for them.

Then they trained their dogs to kill them. One of them bit my dog. I moved out as soon as I could. Oregon is beautiful, but there are too many people that can get away with too much.

don't tell me about consequences of actions. those farker that do evil shiat never have them.
 
2020-10-20 1:56:51 AM  
Meanwhile gun sellers and manufacturers can shrug when someone goes on a rampage
'Merica!
Taste the freedom to be killed while at


....... Literally anywhere
 
2020-10-20 2:01:04 AM  
Headline is looking at you, Santa.
 
2020-10-20 2:04:57 AM  
Oh deer!
 
2020-10-20 2:05:07 AM  
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                                         "I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PET DEER"
 
2020-10-20 2:05:47 AM  
"Only when she ran between two cars in her garage did the buck back off, CPW said."

One of them had a bumper sticker: "The Buck Stops Here."
 
2020-10-20 2:10:08 AM  

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                                   "I AM RESPONSIBLE FOR MY PET DEER"


Gotta keep yourself true, man.
 
2020-10-20 2:12:30 AM  
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I approve of light antler goring that does not result in a fatality,
 
2020-10-20 2:19:38 AM  
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What? Me? Dangerous? You don't say! Wild deer are wild!
 
2020-10-20 2:30:54 AM  
Wanted for questioning...
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2020-10-20 4:19:46 AM  
Things that happen when you get buck wild.

I hope everyone involved got the point.

/the buck stopped there
R.I.P. Buck
 
2020-10-20 6:16:50 AM  

waxbeans: Meanwhile gun sellers and manufacturers can shrug when someone goes on a rampage
'Merica!
Taste the freedom to be killed while at


....... Literally anywhere


Nobody ever blames Home Depot or Estwing when someone is murdered with a hammer.
 
2020-10-20 6:31:05 AM  

RTOGUY: waxbeans: Meanwhile gun sellers and manufacturers can shrug when someone goes on a rampage
'Merica!
Taste the freedom to be killed while at


....... Literally anywhere

Nobody ever blames Home Depot or Estwing when someone is murdered with a hammer.


Because high numbers get the attention. Go 🔨 sum ppl if you want 🔨 s to be hated
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2020-10-20 6:56:20 AM  
without a paddle deer
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2020-10-20 8:17:01 AM  
On Friday morning, the buck attacked a neighbor who was walking her dog, according to the release.


Damn lady.  Your dog doesn't like you.

I know it sounded like a question, but the dog wasn't asking for steak.  Maybe next time you'll listen.
 
2020-10-20 8:44:24 AM  

HighlanderRPI: "The officer euthanized the buck, which had blood on its two-pronged antlers"

Man, the new Bambi reboot is dark


Here's an appropriate Oglaf comic (NSFW).
 
2020-10-20 8:46:17 AM  

Kirablue42: One of them bit my dog.


Obviously you meant the meth-head neighbor's dog bit yours, but I like to imagine it was actually your psychotic meth head neighbor.

/check your dog for weretweakerism
 
2020-10-20 10:19:44 AM  

HailRobonia: Kirablue42: One of them bit my dog.

Obviously you meant the meth-head neighbor's dog bit yours, but I like to imagine it was actually your psychotic meth head neighbor.

/check your dog for weretweakerism


I think he meant one of the methed out neighbors bit his dog.
 
2020-10-20 10:22:51 AM  
Bucks turn completely wild when they reach a certain age. Pure muscle and antlers drowned in more hormones than a gym class full of 17 year old boys. If you see a rutting buck snorting, stomping and moving your direction, you need to get the fark out of the way, unless you're hunting (then try not to miss).
 
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