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3235 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Oct 2020 at 1:05 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-19 9:36:11 PM  
Made no difference to Leon Klinghoffer  (._. )
 
2020-10-20 12:59:17 AM  
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2020-10-20 1:08:16 AM  
Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?
 
2020-10-20 1:16:28 AM  

dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?


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2020-10-20 1:19:29 AM  
I do keep my chair charged at all times else I can't go anywhere.

/am a hazard to shipping in it;)

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2020-10-20 1:25:26 AM  
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2020-10-20 1:25:52 AM  
I hadn't considered it before seeing it, but power lift chairs often have a bank of D Cells.  Enough to provide another emergency lift to stand up. Should one need to get up and GTFO even if the AC went out.
 
2020-10-20 1:33:21 AM  
No.. no I said my colostomy bag is about to blow.
 
2020-10-20 1:41:51 AM  

mrlewish: No.. no I said my colostomy bag is about to blow.


Colostomy bag seals are shiat....

They would be *much* better if they had a short arc rotating cam lock...
 
2020-10-20 1:48:14 AM  
I'm gonna go out on a limb here but there's no other explanation. It has to be...Antifa. They are now seeking to blow up the elderly to stop them from voting for trump. In fact, once my theory gets to twitter, it might be that Joe Biden orchestrated the whole thing, to cover up for the devastating laptop, which was likely in the assisted living facility where Hunter sold drugs to unsuspecting computer repairmen. From Delaware.
 
2020-10-20 1:58:37 AM  

dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?


Green gelatin gets tiresome
 
2020-10-20 2:27:06 AM  
When I lived in Minneapolis, I ran across a man trapped in a stalled electronic wheelchair in the railroad tracks by Hiawatha.  Unfortunately, the char also powered the computer the man used to communicate.

Me being dense, it took a while before I figured out that he was staring at me and kicking the lever to disengage the clutch so the chair could be pushed off the tracks.

I found out later that some bystander had the presence of mind to call the police, who then called the rail dispatcher, so the situation was less dangerous than it seemed at the time. Fortunately, the police dispatcher also called a local medical supply store who sent someone by with a spare battery.

It was a memorable day for me, but just another barrier to access for him.
 
2020-10-20 2:36:17 AM  
This is the type of thing one does when one robs a bank.
 
2020-10-20 2:50:08 AM  
Some old farker didn't want his shower that day
 
2020-10-20 4:00:13 AM  

dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?


I've been wondering the same thing. Hopefully we'll get a followup story. These questions - and many others - will be answered on the next episode of Fark.
 
2020-10-20 4:24:55 AM  

Stud Gerbil: dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?

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Ding ding ding ding
 
2020-10-20 4:42:51 AM  

dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?


People are assholes.  Film at 11.
 
2020-10-20 5:51:24 AM  

dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?


Lots of times it is a not so smart employee who doesn't want to work that day.
 
2020-10-20 7:33:23 AM  

waxbeans: dkulprit: Who the fark calls in a bomb threat to an old folks home?

Did one of the residents get restless and want an adventure?

Did some resident want to prove to their kids who forced them in there it wasn't safe?

Did some grandpa pwn some n00b kid in CoD so the kid called in a bomb threat?

I'm serious.  Who would do that?

Green gelatin gets tiresome


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2020-10-20 9:10:49 AM  

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One of the great exchanges:

"Hey, hey! You dented my ride!"
"Whatcha got there, the 4 volt? Heh, I did you a favor."
 
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