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strife
2020-10-20 6:54:04 AM  
2 votes:
*Walks into trading room and whispers "Stimulus!"

*Traders perk up and go apeshiat, and market soars 2% on said-apeshiat hope and momentum*
 
Nullav
2020-10-20 3:49:43 AM  
2 votes:
CTRL+F "amid"
Futes soar as CNBC discovers a new topic to bludgeon to death, and possibly a thesaurus


We still aren't getting that stimulus anytime soon, but I'll take what I can get.
 
RoyFokker'sGhost
2020-10-19 11:19:09 PM  
2 votes:
DUCK SEASON!!! FIRE!!!!
 
born_yesterday
2020-10-20 7:30:40 AM  
1 vote:

cherryl taggart: Intrepid00: mcreadyblue: Pelosi is waiting until early voting is finished.

That's dangerous and stupid. Something is better than nothing and if Trump losses he's not going to give a shiat on a deal. She just seems to playing chicken with a car coming at her with a sleeping driver at the wheel. I mean sweet Jesus take the deal for at least unemployment benefits so those poor people are not waiting till farking February.

IIRC, Pelosi and the House packages have consistently made the citizens and their needs a priority.  It's been the WH position in this round that business entities need more.  And no matter what, Moscow Mitch is going to just sit on it.

Stop saying that Nancy Pelosi needs to give in.  She's the only one that actually seems to give a damn about voters, especially unemployed ones


WHY WONT SHE JUST COMPROMISE???!!!
 
Fabric_Man [BareFark]
2020-10-20 7:25:58 AM  
1 vote:
So... they think there will be a magic, deus ex machina deal before the election's over and everything will be rainbows and lollypops, so might as well buy in now, right?

Can we please stop treating these people like businessmen? They're financial LARPers.
 
cherryl taggart [OhFark]
2020-10-20 2:58:11 AM  
1 vote:

Intrepid00: mcreadyblue: Pelosi is waiting until early voting is finished.

That's dangerous and stupid. Something is better than nothing and if Trump losses he's not going to give a shiat on a deal. She just seems to playing chicken with a car coming at her with a sleeping driver at the wheel. I mean sweet Jesus take the deal for at least unemployment benefits so those poor people are not waiting till farking February.


IIRC, Pelosi and the House packages have consistently made the citizens and their needs a priority.  It's been the WH position in this round that business entities need more.  And no matter what, Moscow Mitch is going to just sit on it.

Stop saying that Nancy Pelosi needs to give in.  She's the only one that actually seems to give a damn about voters, especially unemployed ones
 
invictus2
2020-10-19 11:46:59 PM  
1 vote:
Sonic Masturbating
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