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2020-10-19 4:41:04 PM  
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2020-10-19 4:41:37 PM  
I'm a criminal, you're a criminal, we're all criminals!
 
2020-10-19 4:52:03 PM  
So is he going to start arresting journalists now?
 
2020-10-19 4:52:04 PM  
s/Joe Biden/Donald Trump/g

Massive projection. If someone were to reply to him "What laws did you break?" he'd probably say something incriminating.
 
2020-10-19 4:53:55 PM  

OldRod: I'm a criminal, you're a criminal, we're all criminals!


Hell, if I had to pay for every time I've broken the law (that speed limit one) I'd be broke and I don't even want to go into the free Mexican airforce situation.
 
2020-10-19 4:55:05 PM  
How long until the both sides "candidates attack press" headlines come out
 
2020-10-19 4:55:45 PM  

OldRod: I'm a criminal, you're a criminal, we're all criminals!


Wouldn't you like to be a criminal too?
 
2020-10-19 4:57:00 PM  

Ambivalence: So is he going to start arresting journalists now?


I'm waiting for him to try actually pushing/hitting a reporter.  Seems like a natural for that jackass.

Secret Service wouldn't know who to help.
 
2020-10-19 4:58:02 PM  
I don't think Trump knows the actual definition of anything. Treason? Naaaaaaah. Criminal? Naaaaaaah
 
2020-10-19 5:01:16 PM  
I'M SPARTACUS!
 
2020-10-19 5:03:35 PM  

Circusdog320: I'M SPARTACUS!


I'M SPHINCTERUS!!
 
2020-10-19 5:04:30 PM  
Oops, I just dropped this,,, ROID RAGE
Next few days should be fascinating.
 
2020-10-19 5:24:49 PM  

markie_farkie: Circusdog320: I'M SPARTACUS!

I'M SPHINCTERUS!!


Thanks for fixing that. Much better!
 
2020-10-19 5:39:03 PM  
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2020-10-19 5:39:49 PM  
Everyone who does not openly support me is a criminal.  Have you heard about the Biden crimes?  Well, if you have and you haven't tweeted about it, guess what?  You're a criminal.
 
2020-10-19 5:46:13 PM  
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2020-10-19 5:46:22 PM  
Is Trump warming up an attempt to get Biden to punch his lights out during the next debate?

I kind of want to see that happen.
 
2020-10-19 5:46:34 PM  

Nadie_AZ: s/Joe Biden/Donald Trump/g

Massive projection. If someone were to reply to him "What laws did you break?" he'd probably say something incriminating.


What he sed.
 
2020-10-19 5:47:05 PM  
The press should really start reporting on all the rape allegations against Trump, so they don't get accused of being rapists.
 
2020-10-19 5:47:07 PM  
What a wank job.

How do his supports watch that and not just cringe themselves into permanent disfigurement?
 
2020-10-19 5:47:36 PM  
Why is this guy being greenlit constantly? Is it just one person submitting his tweets or does he have a rabid pack of fans here or something?
 
2020-10-19 5:48:57 PM  
This is an obscene abuse of power.
 
2020-10-19 5:49:46 PM  
Just farking DIE already. Christ.
 
2020-10-19 5:49:50 PM  
Guy in charge of executive branch frequently calls other people criminals, says they should be arrested, says they should be investigated, says some should have been investigated and indicted years ago. He's been in charge of the executive branch for almost four years. Still not clear whose job he thinks that is.

Guy in charge of executive branch frequently calls his current and former employees mean names on Twitter. Doesn't seem to get that if everyone he hires is terrible, that's his fault.

His supporters just cheer him on in either case.

Farking 2020.
 
2020-10-19 5:49:57 PM  
I wish that reporter responded 'fark you cheeto, try and prosecute me if I'm a criminal.  dickhead.'
 
2020-10-19 5:50:17 PM  
Man, even IMAX theaters don't have that much projection.
 
2020-10-19 5:50:18 PM  

PainInTheASP: Ambivalence: So is he going to start arresting journalists now?

I'm waiting for him to try actually pushing/hitting a reporter.  Seems like a natural for that jackass.

Secret Service wouldn't know who to help.


They'd know.
They can't act accordingly, but they know.
 
2020-10-19 5:50:50 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Why is this guy being greenlit constantly? Is it just one person submitting his tweets or does he have a rabid pack of fans here or something?


Doesn't matter - could be either.  Reality is the mods greenlight all this crap.
 
2020-10-19 5:50:53 PM  

Outshined_One: Is Trump warming up an attempt to get Biden to punch his lights out during the next debate?

I kind of want to see that happen.


Joe would absolutely win in a landslide if that happened.
 
2020-10-19 5:51:20 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Why is this guy being greenlit constantly? Is it just one person submitting his tweets or does he have a rabid pack of fans here or something?


I think it's because he's a journalist who covers Donald Trump, and that guy makes a lot of newsworthy shiatshows.
 
2020-10-19 5:51:43 PM  
We are fortunate that he is such an unbelievable and cowardly idiot.

If were more similar to a Hussein or Stalin, we'd be well and truly farked.
 
2020-10-19 5:53:32 PM  

snocone: Oops, I just dropped this,,, ROID RAGE
Next few days should be fascinating.



Yeah, but with Trump, is it steroids or hemorrhoids?
 
2020-10-19 5:54:07 PM  
What a piece of farking filth. This is what fark's right wingers admire and consider manly and alpha. If that doesn't simultaneously make you sick and make you LOL all at the same time, I don't know what would.
 
2020-10-19 5:54:41 PM  

OldRod: I'm a criminal, you're a criminal, we're all criminals!


I see Donald, I see Jared, I see Barr, I see Pence, I see...

/most should get the reference
 
2020-10-19 5:55:22 PM  
 
2020-10-19 5:55:45 PM  
So they're still going with "But his emails." LOL

Biden doesn't have a pussy, so it won't work this time.
 
2020-10-19 5:56:59 PM  
Can't wait until he's arrested .. The whining will be epic ..
 
2020-10-19 5:57:26 PM  

Skleenar: Hey, anyone want to know what Karl farking Rove thinks about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA calling specific journalists "criminals" for not reporting Russian disinformation as fact?

Oh.

I shoulda guessed you wouldn't want to know what that toe jam says.


Gee These Boots Taste Terrific?™
 
2020-10-19 6:00:09 PM  
Reporters should grant his wish and start questioning everyone in Trump's camp about the metadata that is in no way consistent with any of their purported evidence. Give Trump his 24-7 news cycle on how his minions tried to manufacture false allegations against the man Trump is losing to but botched it so badly that Trump looks like even more of a fragile idiot. Make sure to constantly tie their latest exercise in slander with Trump's need to distract from his complete failure in pandemic management.

/Dems also need to bring Biden up to speed on such inconsistencies and make sure that he's conversant with them before the debate so he can easily shut Trump down in the most public, mocking way possible
 
2020-10-19 6:00:58 PM  

PainInTheASP: Ambivalence: So is he going to start arresting journalists now?

I'm waiting for him to try actually pushing/hitting a reporter.  Seems like a natural for that jackass.

Secret Service wouldn't know who to help.


He wouldn't start anything. He might try to loom and intimidate, but he's a bully and isn't going to pick a fight he doesn't think he can win. So maybe if there's somebody with spina bifida asking awkward questions, but even then he'd probably just try to mock them.
 
2020-10-19 6:01:32 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Why is this guy being greenlit constantly? Is it just one person submitting his tweets or does he have a rabid pack of fans here or something?


Clicks...
 
2020-10-19 6:01:45 PM  
Media outlets aren't reporting the Post story because they know Steve Bannon manufactured and wrote it, then tried to get Post reporters to slap their names on it to make it look legit.
 
2020-10-19 6:02:21 PM  
Can journalists just tell him to shut the fark up with his bullshiat to his face already or are they too pussy?
 
2020-10-19 6:05:59 PM  
Every accusation is a confession.
 
2020-10-19 6:07:59 PM  
Dumpy has really lost his hold on the narrative hasn't he.

Writhe you piece of shiat.
 
2020-10-19 6:09:29 PM  
Everyone is a criminal now! I guess he's looking for company.
 
2020-10-19 6:11:07 PM  
Man, it must suck for Trump how the office of the President has no influence over law enforcement whatsoever and so he's obliged to rely on the fake news going after criminals.
 
2020-10-19 6:11:34 PM  

Skleenar: Hey, anyone want to know what Karl farking Rove thinks


No.
 
2020-10-19 6:12:16 PM  
Donald Trump is a Piece of Shiate
 
2020-10-19 6:12:44 PM  

Skleenar: Hey, anyone want to know what Karl farking Rove thinks about the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA calling specific journalists "criminals" for not reporting Russian disinformation as fact?

Oh.

I shoulda guessed you wouldn't want to know what that toe jam says.


The only question i have about karl farking rove is why isnt this fark dead or a biatch in prison getting raped every single day?

/thats what he deserves, bare minimum
 
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