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2020-10-19 4:22:23 PM  
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2020-10-19 4:22:49 PM  
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2020-10-19 4:27:26 PM  
Well, this will be...revealing.
 
2020-10-19 4:46:19 PM  

A Cave Geek: Well, this will be...revealing.


Something something sit right over there something something arrested.

Alternatively,

"...of many minors."
 
2020-10-19 4:46:58 PM  
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2020-10-19 5:20:21 PM  
All part of the plan where she reveals Joe Biden was Epstein's mentor right before the election. SURPRISE.
 
2020-10-19 5:29:32 PM  
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2020-10-19 5:37:12 PM  
Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.
 
2020-10-19 5:37:13 PM  
Wonder if Trump still wishes her well.
 
2020-10-19 5:40:08 PM  

scotchcrotch: Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.


We get a lot of information from FOIA requests.  Even Buzzfeed gets documents from the Federal Government  this way.  More transparency would be better, but this is no illusion.
 
2020-10-19 5:40:32 PM  
Is her testimony over and done, or pending?
 
2020-10-19 5:42:18 PM  
So when does this testimony get released?
 
2020-10-19 5:42:27 PM  
I thought the fight was over her testimony from prior trial. Since Epstein is dead there's no issue with unsealing the court documents.
 
2020-10-19 5:42:37 PM  
I can't even begin to understand why that scag wants to keep quiet.
 
2020-10-19 5:43:11 PM  
Rest in Peace, Ghislaine Maxwell
Truly, an accomplice to be remembered...

That cell accident was completely unexpected. Who knew you could simultaneously hang yourself while drowning in a communal toilet?
 
2020-10-19 5:44:12 PM  

Dave and the Mission: scotchcrotch: Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.

We get a lot of information from FOIA requests.  Even Buzzfeed gets documents from the Federal Government  this way.  More transparency would be better, but this is no illusion.


I'll believe it when the big guys start being exposed.
 
2020-10-19 5:44:32 PM  

Bslim: I can't even begin to understand why that scag wants to keep quiet.


Because once her testimony is released, even the best witness protection program can't save her.
 
2020-10-19 5:45:39 PM  
Donald Trump is Jeffrey Epstein's last hope now.
 
2020-10-19 5:46:32 PM  
Can we call her Jizzy for short?
 
2020-10-19 5:46:49 PM  
 Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself either- yet.

/could be tonight
 
2020-10-19 5:47:00 PM  

Terlis: Bslim: I can't even begin to understand why that scag wants to keep quiet.

Because once her testimony is released, even the best witness protection program can't save her.


Money.
Gets.
Shiat.
Done.
 
2020-10-19 5:47:11 PM  
Two questions, why did Scumbag Epstein come back to the USA and how long before this gets reversed by Barrett to protect tRump and other rich and famous folk?
 
2020-10-19 5:47:38 PM  
What's the over under on her getting corona virus, twice to the back of the head?  While the cameras are on the fritz and the guards are napping?
 
2020-10-19 5:49:04 PM  

Bslim: I can't even begin to understand why that scag wants to keep quiet.


She doesn't want to end up like Jeffery ..
 
2020-10-19 5:49:07 PM  
she is still alive? huh.
 
2020-10-19 5:49:13 PM  

BiffSpiffy: Two questions, why did Scumbag Epstein come back to the USA and how long before this gets reversed by Barrett to protect tRump and other rich and famous folk?


Yep. One justice decides these things....sure.
 
2020-10-19 5:50:24 PM  

Dave and the Mission: scotchcrotch: Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.

We get a lot of information from FOIA requests.  Even Buzzfeed gets documents from the Federal Government  this way.  More transparency would be better, but this is no illusion.


that's, like, your opinion, man.
 
2020-10-19 5:50:48 PM  

BiffSpiffy: Two questions, why did Scumbag Epstein come back to the USA and how long before this gets reversed by Barrett to protect tRump and other rich and famous folk?


Eyeroll
 
2020-10-19 5:50:54 PM  
Well, looks like there's nothing important in that testimony
 
2020-10-19 5:52:06 PM  
I remember the days when it was the right which went in for loony conspiracy theories.
 
2020-10-19 5:52:37 PM  
I wonder if she's pimping out prisoners in the jail.
 
2020-10-19 5:53:54 PM  
Wubba Wubba Wubba
 
2020-10-19 5:54:45 PM  
So it's just hours of her invoking the 5th Amendment?
 
2020-10-19 5:54:46 PM  

some_beer_drinker: she is still alive? huh.


For now...
 
2020-10-19 5:55:38 PM  

AmbassadorBooze: What's the over under on her getting corona virus, twice to the back of the head?  While the cameras are on the fritz and the guards are napping?


That should keep her from making a deposition in 2016.
 
2020-10-19 5:56:17 PM  
Suicide note found in Ms. Maxwell's cell, October 21, 2020. Black sharpie on 20-pound cream bond paper:

"Goodbye cruel world,

I'm going to hang myself now just like I was always talking about doing. I just wanted you all to know that Jeffrey never got kids for Donald Trump to molest, that's fake news. In fact, not a lot of people know this, but it was actually Hunter Biden that hung out with Jeffrey. Hunter would come to Jeffrey and say, "Sir, can you get me a little girl?" I don't know it's just what people are saying. Anyway Donald Trump was not involved at all because he is a genius and looks better than JFK and has great hair and you should stop being unfair to him. Goodbye."

Signed [illegible, triangular characters that look like they spell "Jizlame Axewell"]
 
2020-10-19 5:56:40 PM  
It's not over until the testimony is actually out there and available to all.
 
2020-10-19 5:56:49 PM  

scotchcrotch: Dave and the Mission: scotchcrotch: Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.

We get a lot of information from FOIA requests.  Even Buzzfeed gets documents from the Federal Government  this way.  More transparency would be better, but this is no illusion.

I'll believe it when the big guys start being exposed.


PHRASING!
 
2020-10-19 5:57:53 PM  

thedingoatemybaby: some_beer_drinker: she is still alive? huh.

For now...


Or, we are told she is.
 
2020-10-19 5:59:31 PM  
To understand how to pronounce Ghislaine, you need to speak french. Otherwise, good luck.

/speaks french and spanish
 
2020-10-19 6:00:49 PM  
I just want to know if any of the rape victims will ever see any kind of justice.

#metoo
 
2020-10-19 6:01:14 PM  
That seems... unfortunate....for her health.
 
2020-10-19 6:02:02 PM  

cleek: Dave and the Mission: scotchcrotch: Lol we didn't win anything.

This reminds me of the Freedom of Information Act- an illusion of transparency.

We get a lot of information from FOIA requests.  Even Buzzfeed gets documents from the Federal Government  this way.  More transparency would be better, but this is no illusion.

that's, like, your opinion, man.


Yeah, I find it funny that some of the most powerful people in the world are only protected by paperwork.

Call me cynical but....
 
2020-10-19 6:02:07 PM  
- I'll testify on the one condition, that I get immunity!
- LOL. No.
 
2020-10-19 6:05:30 PM  

lolmao500: To understand how to pronounce Ghislaine, you need to speak french. Otherwise, good luck.

/speaks french and spanish


whah du yu think ah have this OUT-RAAAGEOUS accent?

/got nothin
 
2020-10-19 6:07:40 PM  

Nick Nostril: Terlis: Bslim: I can't even begin to understand why that scag wants to keep quiet.

Because once her testimony is released, even the best witness protection program can't save her.

Money.
Gets.
Shiat.
Done.


Metal.
Gear.
Solid.
Duh.
 
2020-10-19 6:07:46 PM  
Fine, he didn't kill himself. He was a serial sexual predator of underaged girl and he's dead. Are we really that concerned?
 
2020-10-19 6:10:27 PM  

djloid2010: Fine, he didn't kill himself. He was a serial sexual predator of underaged girl and he's dead. Are we really that concerned?


Yes. He died before he could snitch on his clients.
 
2020-10-19 6:10:58 PM  
I wish Epstein was still alive so everyone could mock and create memes for his deformed penis.

Talk about cruel punishment, he'd deserve it.
 
2020-10-19 6:13:22 PM  

scotchcrotch: I wish Epstein was still alive so everyone could mock and create memes for his deformed penis.

Talk about cruel punishment, he'd deserve it.


wait - isn't it Weinstein with the weird weeny?
 
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