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2020-10-19 4:09:25 PM  
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2020-10-19 5:49:38 PM  
At least his recovery will be nice...

Thievery Corporation - Lebanese Blonde
Youtube nq0ESlJhvBM
 
2020-10-19 5:59:35 PM  
Christ, why would you come here?
 
2020-10-19 6:36:41 PM  
A Lebanese got it?
So it's sexually transmitted after all.
 
2020-10-19 7:56:33 PM  
Finally the US is exporting something again, just like Trump promised!
 
2020-10-19 7:58:50 PM  
So now the incompetence of the leadership of our government is infecting foreign leaders.  Remember when we were worried other countries "were laughing at us?"  Well they ain't laughin' now, are they!

/derp
//MAGAWAGAKAGA
//achoo!
 
2020-10-19 7:59:15 PM  
Christ, that whole place must just be a pit of filth and disease.
 
2020-10-19 7:59:20 PM  
It was a. gift,he better send a thank you card.
 
2020-10-19 8:00:22 PM  
Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that
 
2020-10-19 8:00:53 PM  
If he dies there could be problems.
 
2020-10-19 8:04:20 PM  

HerptheDerp: Christ, that whole place must just be a pit of filth and disease.


Yeah a real shiathole country.
 
2020-10-19 8:04:25 PM  

mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that


Apparently, diplomatic immunity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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2020-10-19 8:04:31 PM  
Looks like he's quarantining in the US
 
2020-10-19 8:05:56 PM  
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Maybe it was something he ate.
 
2020-10-19 8:06:14 PM  
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2020-10-19 8:07:49 PM  

mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that


If you read down in the thread he is quarantined in Boston.

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2020-10-19 8:08:23 PM  

phrawgh: mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that

Apparently, diplomatic immunity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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That needs to be photoshopped with a bunch of little red coronaviruses all saying "It's just been revoked" ;)
 
2020-10-19 8:08:48 PM  

phrawgh: So now the incompetence of the leadership of our government is infecting foreign leaders.  Remember when we were worried other countries "were laughing at us?"  Well they ain't laughin' now, are they!

/derp
//MAGAWAGAKAGA
//achoo!


Is Magawagakaga a new Nugent song?
 
2020-10-19 8:09:44 PM  
Amazing, that the idiocy of the United States will lead to the greatest epidemiologic tracing study ever done for humankind. If nothing else hopefully we learn the patterns of silent transmission.
 
2020-10-19 8:10:43 PM  

saturn badger: If you read down in the thread he is quarantined in Boston.


Read down the thread? On Fark? But that would require effort! :p ;)

/in light of the correction, glad to see he's quarantining and not just plague-ratting around France. :)
 
2020-10-19 8:12:07 PM  
President Madagascar upon hearing the news:

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2020-10-19 8:12:54 PM  

monkeyman3875: Amazing, that the idiocy of the United States will lead to the greatest epidemiologic tracing study ever done for humankind. If nothing else hopefully we learn the patterns of silent transmission.


Nah, nearly every nation on the planet has halted travel to here, and anyone who does show up is under quarantine for 2 weeks before returning. That's basically how this guy got tested positive most likely.

Travel hasn't stopped, it's just only for very critical needs and is very slow now.
 
2020-10-19 8:13:54 PM  
Lie with dogs , get fleas ..
 
2020-10-19 8:14:05 PM  
Bombshell.
Too soon?
 
2020-10-19 8:14:49 PM  

Medic Zero: phrawgh: So now the incompetence of the leadership of our government is infecting foreign leaders.  Remember when we were worried other countries "were laughing at us?"  Well they ain't laughin' now, are they!

/derp
//MAGAWAGAKAGA
//achoo!

Is Magawagakaga a new Nugent song?


If it isn't, it should be. Trump would have a song, besides public domain, to legally play at his rallies.
 
2020-10-19 8:14:59 PM  
Don't these people have handlers who might say "don't shake his hand. Wear a mask." Or better yet, "stay home. Binge on Netflix"
 
2020-10-19 8:16:38 PM  
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2020-10-19 8:20:42 PM  

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Maybe it was something he ate.


Lesbian cuisine would be Greek.
 
2020-10-19 8:23:26 PM  
I'm drinking a glass of red wine right now. I hear that kills the virus like you poured Pine-Sol on it.
 
2020-10-19 8:26:09 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Don't these people have handlers who might say "don't shake his hand. Wear a mask." Or better yet, "stay home. Binge on Netflix"


I'm sure he did. However, that mask won't really help when you're indoors surrounded by maskless people with covid while everyone is talking during a meeting.

He should have stayed at home and binge-watched Netflix.
 
2020-10-19 8:28:13 PM  
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2020-10-19 8:35:43 PM  
But make can't take one farking intl flight so I can move house
 
2020-10-19 8:36:17 PM  

flappy_penguin: But make can't take one farking intl flight so I can move house


I
 
2020-10-19 8:38:38 PM  
Still safe though :


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2020-10-19 8:39:43 PM  

flappy_penguin: flappy_penguin: But make can't take one farking intl flight so I can move house

I


Not sure you could ever move your house with an airplane.

/not even domestically
 
2020-10-19 8:56:14 PM  

phrawgh: flappy_penguin: flappy_penguin: But make can't take one farking intl flight so I can move house

I

Not sure you could ever move your house with an airplane.

/not even domestically


One could have quite a few tiny houses inside a Galaxy

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2020-10-19 9:23:36 PM  

mamoru: phrawgh: mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that

Apparently, diplomatic immunity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

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That needs to be photoshopped with a bunch of little red coronaviruses all saying "It's just been revoked" ;)


how is this?

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2020-10-19 9:26:38 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At least his recovery will be nice...

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I don't get the reference, but I love Thievery Corporation, so this is all good.
 
2020-10-19 9:28:58 PM  

fragMasterFlash: At least his recovery will be nice...

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2020-10-19 9:33:31 PM  

Hyjamon: mamoru: phrawgh: mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that

Apparently, diplomatic immunity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Fark user image 345x146]

That needs to be photoshopped with a bunch of little red coronaviruses all saying "It's just been revoked" ;)

how is this?

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NICE! :D
 
2020-10-19 9:36:53 PM  

turboeli: fragMasterFlash: At least his recovery will be nice...

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I don't get the reference, but I love Thievery Corporation, so this is all good.


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2020-10-19 9:40:02 PM  

mamoru: Hyjamon: mamoru: phrawgh: mamoru: Don't most people have to do a mandatory 2 week quarantine when entering a country after having been in the US? Are those rules no longer in effect?

Or do they just not apply to diplomats?

/obvious solution for every country out there: don't have your diplomats travel to the US, and don't let *anyone* who has been to the US move around in your country until they've completed a 2 week quarantine including consecutive negative tests during the final days of that

Apparently, diplomatic immunity isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Fark user image 345x146]

That needs to be photoshopped with a bunch of little red coronaviruses all saying "It's just been revoked" ;)

how is this?

[Fark user image 425x334]

NICE! :D


I did one similar this morning, so I had a covid virus ready to cut-n-paste.  not sure if I should have choose the image from the scene, but found this one of rorschach instead.

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2020-10-20 4:10:35 AM  

monkeyman3875: Amazing, that the idiocy of the United States will lead to the greatest epidemiologic tracing study ever done for humankind. If nothing else hopefully we learn the patterns of silent transmission.


The other fun is when Person A says they never met Person B, but the coronavirus DNA in both is almost identical

Nothing quite like having the same disease to prove the two people secretly met each other
 
2020-10-20 11:54:20 AM  

fragMasterFlash: At least his recovery will be nice...

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That was a cool song thanks for sharing.
 
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