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2020-10-19 11:04:45 AM  
What's this 4chan shiat.
 
2020-10-19 11:07:53 AM  
It's generally a bad idea to, even in jest or theory, speculate on the internet as to whom one might prefer to kill
 
2020-10-19 11:13:16 AM  
Dwight for all three?
 
2020-10-19 11:14:32 AM  
In that order?
 
2020-10-19 11:14:41 AM  
I'd happily scoop up Kelly for the first two.

The killing thing is going too far.
 
2020-10-19 11:17:56 AM  

Murflette: It's generally a bad idea to, even in jest or theory, speculate on the internet as to whom one might prefer to kill


Even if it's subby?
 
2020-10-19 11:20:48 AM  
Kill 'em all.
 
2020-10-19 11:22:58 AM  
Definitely kill Toby.
 
2020-10-19 11:23:34 AM  

Murflette: It's generally a bad idea to, even in jest or theory, speculate on the internet as to whom one might prefer to kill


Its about fictional characters not the real actors, although it does generally work better when there are only 3 option because then you can be reluctant about killing one.
 
2020-10-19 11:37:14 AM  
Marry: Creed
Kill: Toby
F*ck: Bob Vance
 
2020-10-19 11:39:35 AM  
F: Meredith
M: Meredith
K: Angela
 
2020-10-19 11:41:22 AM  

arrogantbastich: What's this 4chan shiat.


It really is a sad day for fark when this shiat get greenlit.  The content is moderated, right?  Like someone had to read the headline and think this was a good idea?
 
2020-10-19 11:42:11 AM  
Jan, Pam, Erin

// We are speaking about the fictional characters, of course.
 
2020-10-19 11:44:53 AM  

RogermcAllen: arrogantbastich: What's this 4chan shiat.

It really is a sad day for fark when this shiat get greenlit.  The content is moderated, right?  Like someone had to read the headline and think this was a good idea?


Don't worry, within 10 posts some user with a 12 year old account that you never see outside of an election year will shait politics all over the thread and it will end up like every other thread lately
 
2020-10-19 11:44:56 AM  
British or American variant?

I have seen neither; are there any redheads?
 
2020-10-19 11:45:32 AM  

Cajnik: RogermcAllen: arrogantbastich: What's this 4chan shiat.

It really is a sad day for fark when this shiat get greenlit.  The content is moderated, right?  Like someone had to read the headline and think this was a good idea?

Don't worry, within 10 posts some user with a 12 year old account that you never see outside of an election year will shait politics all over the thread and it will end up like every other thread lately


Gowron for emperor!
 
2020-10-19 11:45:41 AM  

Murflette: It's generally a bad idea to, even in jest or theory, speculate on the internet as to whom one might prefer to kill


Yeah, this thread has FBI party Van written all over it.
 
2020-10-19 11:48:14 AM  
Jan, Pam, Meredith
 
2020-10-19 11:49:25 AM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: Marry: Creed
Kill: Toby
F*ck: Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration


Fixed. You've got a lot to learn about how things work in this town.
 
2020-10-19 11:51:22 AM  
F: Erin,
M: Karen Filippelli,
K: Nellie Bertram
 
2020-10-19 11:52:29 AM  
F Angela
M Karen
K Ryan
 
2020-10-19 11:56:37 AM  
I never realized that Linda Purl played Pam's mom.
 
2020-10-19 11:58:25 AM  
F Kelly
M Erin
K Packer
 
2020-10-19 11:58:30 AM  

Myrdinn: British or American variant?

I have seen neither; are there any redheads?


Take your pick...
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/tough decision, right?
 
2020-10-19 12:04:01 PM  
F: Young Creed
M: Jim
K: Michael
 
2020-10-19 12:10:24 PM  

Cajnik: RogermcAllen: arrogantbastich: What's this 4chan shiat.

It really is a sad day for fark when this shiat get greenlit.  The content is moderated, right?  Like someone had to read the headline and think this was a good idea?

Don't worry, within 10 posts some user with a 12 year old account that you never see outside of an election year will shait politics all over the thread and it will end up like every other thread lately


Well first off, we all know Trump would put Erin in a bikini and grab her by the... oh, wait. Never mind I guess.
 
2020-10-19 12:12:30 PM  
F. Erin
F. Pam
F. Jan


I don't want to kill anybody.
 
2020-10-19 12:12:43 PM  

Myrdinn: British or American variant?

I have seen neither; are there any redheads?


Yes, but apparently her breast looks like a squid eye.
 
2020-10-19 12:18:25 PM  
Melora Hardin, F**CK, F**K, F**CK

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Hard-on, amirite?
 
2020-10-19 12:24:32 PM  

Cajnik: RogermcAllen: arrogantbastich: What's this 4chan shiat.

It really is a sad day for fark when this shiat get greenlit.  The content is moderated, right?  Like someone had to read the headline and think this was a good idea?

Don't worry, within 10 posts some user with a 12 year old account that you never see outside of an election year will shait politics all over the thread and it will end up like every other thread lately


All I know is this thing has been around for about 15 years, under various names like Kiss/Marry/Push off a Cliff, just depending what you want to call it.  It's supposed to be lighthearted FFS, to be taken about as seriously as your list of celebrities you'd do if you had the chance.  People need to lighten up, Francis.
 
2020-10-19 12:24:36 PM  
A lot of pearl-clutching in this thread.

F: Meredith
M: Angela
K: Andy
 
2020-10-19 12:29:14 PM  
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2020-10-19 12:38:03 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: F: Young Creed


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2020-10-19 12:47:22 PM  
F*ck Angela

Marry Pam

Kill Ryan
 
2020-10-19 1:07:49 PM  

X-Geek: F: Erin,
M: Karen Filippelli,
K: Nellie Bertram


Nellie was such a shiat character.

F:Karen
M:Daryl
K: Nellie & late seasons Andy (except his line in the finale was great and sort of redeeming).
 
2020-10-19 1:08:31 PM  
F. Jim
M. David Wallace
K. Meredith
 
2020-10-19 1:43:00 PM  
F;  Jan
M:  Pam
K:   Pam's grandmother
 
2020-10-19 1:58:36 PM  

Eightballjacket: F;  Jan
M:  Pam
K:   Pam's grandmother


You're not fooling anyone
 
2020-10-19 2:12:43 PM  
F: Prison Mike
M: the copier
K: Recyclops
 
2020-10-19 2:28:32 PM  
NGL

F: Every single woman who has ever been on the show, especially Phyllis

M: No one because I'm already married.

K: Beets, Bears, and Battlestar Galactica
 
2020-10-19 2:44:39 PM  
F:  All of them, except Phyllis
M:  Would I have to live in Scranton?
K:  That tall f*cker from Tampa, he gives me the heebie jeebies
 
2020-10-19 3:08:15 PM  
F: Karen

That's all I've got.
 
2020-10-19 3:35:21 PM  
Leave it to the USA to take a witty show about morons and assholes to make them even bigger morons and assholes.
 
2020-10-19 3:36:23 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Leave it to the USA to take a witty show about morons and assholes to make them even bigger morons and assholes.


Yeah, too bad the show was wildly unsuccessful.
 
2020-10-19 3:48:29 PM  

gunther_bumpass: Leave it to the USA to take a witty show about morons and assholes to make them even bigger morons and assholes.


American exceptionalism, ladies and gentlemen!
 
2020-10-19 3:53:53 PM  
K-Micheal cause of Scotts Tots and really 90% of everything else he has evee done.

F- Jan cause that women is damaged and will let you check some boxes on your sexual journey checklist.

M- Karen (Rashida Jones) cause she was smart enough to get away from Scranton when she had the chance.
 
2020-10-19 4:23:04 PM  

johnny_vegas: Eightballjacket: F;  Jan
M:  Pam
K:   Pam's grandmother

You're not fooling anyone


Lol, Grandma banged Vanilla Ice in an Adam Sandler movie.
 
2020-10-19 5:12:46 PM  

Heamer: gunther_bumpass: Leave it to the USA to take a witty show about morons and assholes to make them even bigger morons and assholes.

Yeah, too bad the show was wildly unsuccessful.


Of course. Popularity = quality. Thanks for the reminder.
 
2020-10-19 6:11:25 PM  

snoopy2zero: K-Micheal cause of Scotts Tots and really 90% of everything else he has evee done.

F- Jan cause that women is damaged and will let you check some boxes on your sexual journey checklist.

M- Karen (Rashida Jones) cause she was smart enough to get away from Scranton when she had the chance.


Karen went to Utica. Let's not pretend like it's someplace glamorous, like Worcester.
 
2020-10-19 6:11:53 PM  
[ ] Not at all
[ ] To some extent
[ ] Very much so
{ ] Don't know
 
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