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2020-10-19 11:12:24 AM  
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I remember when the Jets were relevant.

They're infamous for the Sanchez buttfumble, and yesterday they managed a butt-interception (buttception?).
Gase needs to go, immediately.  He shouldn't be coaching Pop Warner football, much less an NFL team.
 
2020-10-19 11:17:59 AM  
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2020-10-19 11:33:26 AM  

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I remember when the Jets were relevant.

They're infamous for the Sanchez buttfumble, and yesterday they managed a butt-interception (buttception?).
Gase needs to go, immediately.  He shouldn't be coaching Pop Warner football, much less an NFL team.


You could put anyone in there and the same thing would happen.
 
2020-10-19 11:38:26 AM  
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2020-10-19 11:39:32 AM  
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

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2020-10-19 11:43:35 AM  
Hard to spin scoring zero
 
2020-10-19 11:47:14 AM  
Greggggg Williams is acting like a sack of rancid assholes?  I'm shocked.

Ok, not that shocked.
 
2020-10-19 11:49:55 AM  
Gregg Williams is going to put a bounty on Sam Darnold next.
 
2020-10-19 12:05:51 PM  
This is obviously moreso an indictment of the offense ,but the defense sucks too;

NYJ has a negative 110 point differential.  The next dirty diaper rotting in the humid july sun team, the NY Giants, is second place shiatass at Neg 56.

(and the NFC West is the only team where all 4 teams have a positive differential.)
 
2020-10-19 12:07:14 PM  
I mean JFC how does any coach on that team still have a job at this point?!?  I guess they are treating this whole season as "garbage time' because of covid, but they are just digging themselves a deeper hole for next season by not changing shiat up.  Anyway, not a fan, but it's painful to watch a inept sportsball team when you want to relax and watch a game for the enjoyment of watching athletes do athletic stuff.
 
2020-10-19 12:08:25 PM  

mcmnky: WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD?

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Oh my god he was HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIBLE!!!

I'm shocked my dead didn't have a heart attack when that guy was coaching. Oh, the swear words that came out of the den.
 
2020-10-19 12:13:33 PM  
They'll both be gone by the end of the year.  Gase will be fired along with his coaching staff.  No one is going to give Williams a head coaching job.
 
2020-10-19 12:21:08 PM  
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2020-10-19 12:28:35 PM  
Can they achieve a perfect season?
Are they worse than the '08 Lions?
 
2020-10-19 12:30:25 PM  

deadsanta: Anyway, not a fan, but it's painful to watch a inept sportsball team when you want to relax and watch a game for the enjoyment of watching athletes do athletic stuff.


I think it was week 3 where the Jets were down - might have been the MNF or TNF game where they benched Darnold for Flacco.  Anyways, the score was like, 30-13 with about 8 minutes left in the game.  while, real world, that means the game was a 90% win probability for the Whomevers, the Jets were just walking the ball up after each play.  they were running the play clock down to about 7-8 seconds.  In a two possession game, with the game theoretically winnable, they were going through the motions.  Instead of going hurry up to conserve time, it was, "lah dee dah, let's spend 25 seconds getting the play call in, and another 4-5 getting set, wash rinse repeat."
 
2020-10-19 12:42:12 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Can they achieve a perfect season?
Are they worse than the '08 Lions?


No. They are not just worse than the '08 Lions. They have transcended mere ineptitude at the sport and achieved anti-football. Watching them, and worse, watching them as a fan, makes you wish for all football to end and retroactively never have existed at all.
 
2020-10-19 12:42:14 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Can they achieve a perfect season?
Are they worse than the '08 Lions?


no, it's mathematically impossible.  Why, you ask?  Because the 2008 Lions played a 4-game preseason, which the Jets didn't.

And, why is that relevant, you further ask?  Because the Lions went 4-0 in the preseason.  Look it up.  Imagine the goodwill, the positivity, the expectations they had!  Theoretically, you could argue going 0-4 in preseason would have been 'worse'.  I say no.  the somewhat uncommon 4-0 preseason, only to go 0-16.  That's why the Jets cannot match the futility of the Lions that year.

so an 0-16 2020 Jets season would not have the stench of the 2008 Lions 0-16.  The Lions 0-16 will only be matched, never 'defeated', as a team cannot win 5 preseason games in a row.

it is the Holy Grail of NFL ineptitude.
 
2020-10-19 12:53:46 PM  

rickythepenguin: so an 0-16 2020 Jets season would not have the stench of the 2008 Lions 0-16.  The Lions 0-16 will only be matched, never 'defeated', as a team cannot win 5 preseason games in a row.


Lose the Hall of Fame game too
 
2020-10-19 12:54:03 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: rickythepenguin: so an 0-16 2020 Jets season would not have the stench of the 2008 Lions 0-16.  The Lions 0-16 will only be matched, never 'defeated', as a team cannot win 5 preseason games in a row.

Lose the Hall of Fame game too


grr win the HOF game
 
2020-10-19 12:58:35 PM  

rickythepenguin: This is obviously moreso an indictment of the offense ,but the defense sucks too;

NYJ has a negative 110 point differential.  The next dirty diaper rotting in the humid july sun team, the NY Giants, is second place shiatass at Neg 56.

(and the NFC West is the only team where all 4 teams have a positive differential.)


Is actually worse than that. In the first half, when the games are still "competitive", the Jets are -85 point differential.

They've given up the most TDs in the first half (14) and scored the least TDs in the first half (2).
The defense isn't worse than the offense, but it's still among the worse in the NFL.


8.5.1
 
2020-10-19 12:58:59 PM  
Just stream whatever D is playing the Jets.  Working out great for me.
 
2020-10-19 1:11:59 PM  
I watched yesterday's highlowlights. Oh boy.
 
2020-10-19 1:15:58 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Just stream whatever D is playing the Jets.  Working out great for me.


good plan ... also worth noting that the Jets haven't beat the spread yet this season either.   Perfect betting season going on.
 
2020-10-19 1:17:04 PM  
I would make a strong argument for the 2016 & 2017 Browns under Hue Jackson. The Browns had a perfect season in 2017 and were 1-15 in 2016. They were absolutely hopeless.
 
2020-10-19 1:29:00 PM  
Huh.  Just looked at the Jets staff, re when Gase gets iced.

The two assistant head coaches:

1.  Asst. HC and WR Coach Shawn Jefferson
2.  Asst. HC and LB Coach Frank Bush

Pro:  call it what it is:  they're both Black. Optics points.
Cons: No prior HC experience.  Worse yet:  they're both "Gase guys";  if Gase can't control the locker room or whatever, his handpicked guys will?

3.  DC Gregg Williams.
Pro:  has prior HC experience (Bills, and interim HC).
Con: his defense sucks ass and he's a defensive guy.  rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, as the cliche goes.
 
2020-10-19 1:50:03 PM  
JohnHall: rickythepenguin: This is obviously moreso an indictment of the offense ,but the defense sucks too;

NYJ has a negative 110 point differential.  The next dirty diaper rotting in the humid july sun team, the NY Giants, is second place shiatass at Neg 56.

(and the NFC West is the only team where all 4 teams have a positive differential.)

Is actually worse than that. In the first half, when the games are still "competitive", the Jets are -85 point differential.

They've given up the most TDs in the first half (14) and scored the least TDs in the first half (2).
The defense isn't worse than the offense, but it's still among the worse in the NFL.


8.5.1

Username checks out.
 
2020-10-19 2:31:36 PM  
I'm pretty sure that Washington would lose to the NY Jets if they played right now (next week).

/meh
 
2020-10-19 3:00:13 PM  

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I remember when the Jets were relevant.

They're infamous for the Sanchez buttfumble, and yesterday they managed a butt-interception (buttception?).


You are so close, yet so far.
 
2020-10-19 3:47:50 PM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Galileo's Daughter: [i.pinimg.com image 236x183]
I remember when the Jets were relevant.

They're infamous for the Sanchez buttfumble, and yesterday they managed a butt-interception (buttception?).
Gase needs to go, immediately.  He shouldn't be coaching Pop Warner football, much less an NFL team.

You could put anyone in there and the same thing would happen.


Kind of like when the knicks hired Phill Jackson?
 
2020-10-19 3:51:41 PM  
I thought the prevailing theory was that Gase would be kept so as to make sure they got the number one pick.
 
2020-10-19 3:52:43 PM  
I thought it was damn funny that someone hired Adam Gase as their head coach after playing against him six times. Then I discovered Miami won five of those six games. Farking brilliant!
 
2020-10-19 3:57:56 PM  

rickythepenguin: 3.  DC Gregg Williams.
Pro:  has prior HC experience (Bills, and interim HC).
Con: his defense sucks ass and he's a defensive guy.  rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, as the cliche goes.


He won in Cleveland after they fired their head coach and promoted him to intrim head coach for the rest of the season. Then Clveland hiresd  adifferent head coac and fired Williams for winning games or something. I guess Cleveland pissed off Belicheat in a similar way and got him so mad he took  a coaching job with the Jets just so he could tell the Jets to shove their job up their ass directly before he absconded off to boston
 
2020-10-19 3:59:51 PM  

macadamnut: I thought it was damn funny that someone hired Adam Gase as their head coach after playing against him six times. Then I discovered Miami won five of those six games. Farking brilliant!


Gase can beat the jets from any coach's position in the AFC East
 
2020-10-19 4:02:22 PM  

Your_Huckleberry: I thought the prevailing theory was that Gase would be kept so as to make sure they got the number one pick.


They Jets would probably just attempt to draft Sam Darnold for a second time if they get the number one pick
 
2020-10-19 4:50:28 PM  

mikaloyd: Cleveland pissed off Belicheat in a similar way and got him so mad he took a coaching job with the Jets just so he could tell the Jets to shove their job up their ass directly before he absconded off to boston


I remember that......Belichick was the HC for what, literally three days?  from "GRAND OPENING!" to "GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!" in hours.

Wiki's it:

When Parcells stepped down as head coach after the 1999 season, he had already arranged with team management to have Belichick succeed him. However, Belichick would be the New York Jets' head coach for only one day. On January 4, 2000, when Belichick was introduced as head coach to the media-the day after his hiring was publicized-he turned it into a surprise resignation announcement. Before taking the podium, he scrawled a resignation note on a napkin that read, in its entirety, "I resign as HC of the NYJ." He then delivered a half-hour speech explaining his resignation to the assembled press corps.

damn.  one day!
 
2020-10-19 6:18:15 PM  

Stud Gerbil: Ow! That was my feelings!: Just stream whatever D is playing the Jets.  Working out great for me.

good plan ... also worth noting that the Jets haven't beat the spread yet this season either.   Perfect betting season going on.


Is anyone actually putting down money on the Jets to do anything *but* lose by at least 10 points?
 
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