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(ESPN)   The second of two Monday Night Football games, do you have the Cardinals or the Cowboys in this one? Will Kyler Murray run wild over Dallas? Or will Andy Dalton win his first game as the Cowboys' starter? Find out at 8:15 PM ET on ESPN   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-10-18 11:35:45 PM  
Don't miss Monday Afternoon Football
 
2020-10-19 7:36:31 AM  
Go Cardinals!
 
2020-10-19 11:52:31 AM  
MUST
HAVE
SPORTSBALL
AT
ALL
COSTS
 
2020-10-19 1:03:35 PM  
Are the Cardinals good? Are the Cowboys bad?  I think the answer to both of these is a resounding maybe.  Cards it is.
 
2020-10-19 4:39:59 PM  
For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.
 
2020-10-19 7:56:25 PM  
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SOON
 
2020-10-19 7:58:32 PM  
This should be a fun game.
 
2020-10-19 7:59:26 PM  
Go Corona!

I mean, Arizona!
 
2020-10-19 7:59:33 PM  
I am familially obligated to hate the Cards, so go Cowboys.
 
2020-10-19 7:59:40 PM  
Time for my completely useless prediction.

Dakless boys stink on ice, cards win 22 - 9
 
2020-10-19 8:00:25 PM  
Whew.  Booger chose the Cowboys, everyone else chose the Cardinals, I'm kinda optimistic.
 
2020-10-19 8:02:13 PM  

ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.


Hello....... "ari"
 
2020-10-19 8:02:44 PM  
Drink served. Ordered in (cheese and beans pupusas). Plus my stream changed to the Boys / Cardinals game without me having to do anything.

I feel blessed.,
 
2020-10-19 8:03:02 PM  

Ethertap: Time for my completely useless prediction.

Dakless boys stink on ice, cards win 22 - 9


Not sure why people hate on Andy Dalton. He's a good qb and this is probably the most talent he's ever played with.
 
2020-10-19 8:03:05 PM  

Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"


*ominous music plays*
 
2020-10-19 8:03:43 PM  

Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"


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^--us tonight

/I'll let you decide who is who
 
2020-10-19 8:04:11 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"

*ominous music plays*


So...it comes to this.
 
2020-10-19 8:05:07 PM  
Chefs Win!
 
2020-10-19 8:05:19 PM  

ariseatex: Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"

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^--us tonight

/I'll let you decide who is who


Why not both (be both)?
Hi!
 
2020-10-19 8:05:21 PM  

ariseatex: Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"

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^--us tonight

/I'll let you decide who is who


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2020-10-19 8:06:51 PM  

FriarReb98: Galileo's Daughter: Di Atribe: ariseatex: For three brief hours, Di and I are frenemies.

Hello....... "ari"

*ominous music plays*

So...it comes to this.


Careful Friar daddy's not here to save you
 
2020-10-19 8:06:55 PM  
Also, local news/peoples are loving having Kyler "home." We still love him, even if he's the "enemy" tonight.

Even though I kind of hate his high school, but that doesn't matter any more, he's still from here.
 
2020-10-19 8:07:46 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Why not both (be both)?
Hi!


Hi, pumpkin! We had a cold front come through & now it's only 61 degrees! Brrrrrrrrr
 
2020-10-19 8:07:56 PM  
The closet in the Old Spice commercial is bigger than my bedroom.
 
2020-10-19 8:08:22 PM  

Di Atribe: Social Justice Warlock: Why not both (be both)?
Hi!

Hi, pumpkin! We had a cold front come through & now it's only 61 degrees! Brrrrrrrrr


So did we, and it's snowing just a little.
 
2020-10-19 8:08:39 PM  

Galileo's Daughter: *ominous music plays*


Hey, GD! I ordered a mask from your friend today! Thanks for the rec!
 
2020-10-19 8:10:39 PM  

Bunny Deville: So did we, and it's snowing just a little.


That jet stream is holdin up the program down here. Third Summer is scheduled for Wednesday.
 
2020-10-19 8:11:59 PM  
The Pokes are 1 point favorites (o/u 54.5).

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
 
2020-10-19 8:12:02 PM  
If Dalton can take advantage of this opportunity he could re-ignite his career. Well, at least be in a lot better situation than he was in last off-season.
 
2020-10-19 8:12:43 PM  

morg: If Dalton can take advantage of this opportunity he could re-ignite his career. Well, at least be in a lot better situation than he was in last off-season.


Or a Red Rocket flameout.
 
2020-10-19 8:12:43 PM  
Zeke seems like a bit of a douche and Jerruh is definitely an asshole, so... yay Cards? Looking forward to seeing Kyler Murray play, haven't gotten to watch him live yet.
 
2020-10-19 8:12:48 PM  

Di Atribe: Even though I kind of hate his high school, but that doesn't matter any more, he's still from here.


Trivia:  Kyler went to Tom Landry Middle School.
 
2020-10-19 8:13:04 PM  

rickythepenguin: The Pokes are 1 point favorites (o/u 54.5).

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE


That o/u is too low methinks.
 
2020-10-19 8:13:06 PM  
Where the hell did Jennifer Garner go to law school? You can't object to an objection. Jeeeez
 
2020-10-19 8:13:14 PM  

Di Atribe: Social Justice Warlock: Why not both (be both)?
Hi!

Hi, pumpkin! We had a cold front come through & now it's only 61 degrees! Brrrrrrrrr


Oh... stay warm you toasty woman.

That being said, I've got my appointment for putting winter tires on November 3rd and I'm afraid it's a liiiiittle on the late side (what with early snows and whatnot).

So my sympathy has its limits...

(Then again, as I'm teaching from home, I'm less worried about snowfalls  than I'd normally be...)
 
2020-10-19 8:14:15 PM  
AZ losing is better for my team, so Go Chaos.
 
2020-10-19 8:14:16 PM  

EnormousGreenRageMonster: Zeke seems like a bit of a douche and Jerruh is definitely an asshole, so... yay Cards? Looking forward to seeing Kyler Murray play, haven't gotten to watch him live yet.


he's a hoot, more fun than a frog in a glass of milk.

I don't like, however, how many designed run plays there are for him.  he has a knack for not getting hit, but, he still has too many run plays.  broken play, i get it, but there are too many keeper plays in the playbook.

week 1 or 2, he did some legit Barry Sanders, broke 2 dudes' ankles plays on a TD run.  he's a blast to watch.
 
2020-10-19 8:14:36 PM  

ariseatex: rickythepenguin: The Pokes are 1 point favorites (o/u 54.5).

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

That o/u is too low methinks.


Without Dak... waaay too close of a line.
 
2020-10-19 8:14:47 PM  

Di Atribe: Social Justice Warlock: Why not both (be both)?
Hi!

Hi, pumpkin! We had a cold front come through & now it's only 61 degrees! Brrrrrrrrr


Hi Di

My first week at work after I moved to Dallas I was outside with my boss smoking. He recently moved from Chicago and I had moved from Pittsburgh. It was 63 in January and we were in shorts and people were walking by us bundled all bundled up looking at us like we were nuts.
 
2020-10-19 8:15:06 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Di Atribe: Social Justice Warlock: Why not both (be both)?
Hi!

Hi, pumpkin! We had a cold front come through & now it's only 61 degrees! Brrrrrrrrr

Oh... stay warm you toasty woman.

That being said, I've got my appointment for putting winter tires on November 3rd and I'm afraid it's a liiiiittle on the late side (what with early snows and whatnot).

So my sympathy has its limits...

(Then again, as I'm teaching from home, I'm less worried about snowfalls  than I'd normally be...)


There was an article a couple weeks ago in the Post, I think, saying that COVID was "the end of the snow day," now that everyone has a remote-work system in place.
 
2020-10-19 8:15:20 PM  

seventypercent: Where the hell did Jennifer Garner go to law school? You can't object to an objection. Jeeeez


I'd like to see her briefs IYKWIM.

and i bet her corpusi is delecti.
 
2020-10-19 8:15:53 PM  
Peeps in the JerrahDome?
 
2020-10-19 8:16:06 PM  

Di Atribe: Galileo's Daughter: *ominous music plays*

Hey, GD! I ordered a mask from your friend today! Thanks for the rec!


You are welcome!  I've gotten a couple of compliments on mine.
 
2020-10-19 8:16:19 PM  
Game on!

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2020-10-19 8:16:34 PM  

ariseatex: That o/u is too low methinks.


it's in the sweet spot.  DAL's D sucks and AZ is without Jones (while his sack #s were low, there's no doubt he was farking shiat up, getting doubled) and Budda is playing hurt.

In clined to agree with you.
 
2020-10-19 8:16:38 PM  
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2020-10-19 8:18:13 PM  
D-Hop has been a godsend.  Larry's not getting as many targets - he's really showing his age this year, Hop is KM's #1 guy.
 
2020-10-19 8:18:28 PM  
Missed long bomb to start.
 
2020-10-19 8:19:17 PM  
I'm still doing this tonight.

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2020-10-19 8:19:24 PM  
WTH, Andy?  that was catchable.  Must have lost it somehow.  he didn't adjust his route, he kept going.
 
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