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2020-10-18 4:26:24 PM  
"A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.
 
2020-10-18 5:08:04 PM  

gameshowhost: "A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.


Bad Knees?
 
2020-10-18 5:25:20 PM  

DuckDuckGooseAgain: gameshowhost: "A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.

Bad Knees?


Becoming Miss Nevada
 
2020-10-18 5:43:19 PM  
She may have bad knees, but she definitely doesn't have sharp knees.
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2020-10-18 5:44:41 PM  
Happy 82nd to the woman who made men everywhere say "Ginger who?" and long for coconut cream pies the devil's lettuce.

FTFY.
 
2020-10-18 5:48:03 PM  
Happy 82nd to the woman who made men everywhere say "Ginger who?" and long for coconut cream pies.

Archer Phrasing
Youtube 4sJRkj9DP9Y
 
2020-10-18 5:48:36 PM  
Obligatory.  You're welcome.

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2020-10-18 5:54:25 PM  
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2020-10-18 6:04:27 PM  

PainInTheASP: DuckDuckGooseAgain: gameshowhost: "A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.

Bad Knees?

Becoming Miss Nevada


Okay, sorry.
Congrats!
 
2020-10-18 6:09:10 PM  
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/In "God's Little Acre Huge Tracts of Land"
//Mary Ann who?
 
2020-10-18 6:11:13 PM  
Cream pies? Margaret Dumont is only 82?
 
2020-10-18 6:17:26 PM  

HighOnCraic: [Fark user image 850x478]

/In "God's Little Acre Huge Tracts of Land"
//Mary Ann who?


She looks so much better without the Ginger makeup. That is an outstanding natural beauty.
 
2020-10-18 6:29:07 PM  
When you're a kid, you're all about Ginger but as you grow up, you realize Mary Ann is really where it's at.
DAWN WELLS: Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing, Colossal Podcast
Youtube 79znZpsZ3zQ
 
2020-10-18 6:41:43 PM  

Biledriver: When you're a kid, you're all about Ginger but as you grow up, you realize Mary Ann is really where it's at.


She says the opposite in the youtube link. She's wrong in my case for sure. I've always been on Team Mary Ann.
 
2020-10-18 6:41:49 PM  

Biledriver: When you're a kid, you're all about Ginger but as you grow up, you realize Mary Ann is really where it's at.
[YouTube video: DAWN WELLS: Gilbert Gottfried's Amazing, Colossal Podcast]


Nope. I liked Mary Ann more when I was younger. As I aged, I realized that I also liked Ginger too.
 
2020-10-18 6:43:14 PM  
She's a bad girl. I like that.

Age 69
"A search of her vehicle revealed two small cases used to store marijuana as well as four half-smoked joints. As part of her plea deal, Wells was sentenced to five days in jail, six months probation, and fined $410.50. "

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2020-10-18 6:49:01 PM  

jaytkay: She's a bad girl. I like that.

Age 69
"A search of her vehicle revealed two small cases used to store marijuana as well as four half-smoked joints. As part of her plea deal, Wells was sentenced to five days in jail, six months probation, and fined $410.50. "

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That is a "no regrets" mugshot
 
2020-10-18 6:56:21 PM  
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2020-10-18 7:05:52 PM  

jaytkay: She's a bad girl. I like that.

Age 69
"A search of her vehicle revealed two small cases used to store marijuana as well as four half-smoked joints. As part of her plea deal, Wells was sentenced to five days in jail, six months probation, and fined $410.50. "

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She have asked them to make it $9 .50 more...
 
2020-10-18 7:07:43 PM  
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2020-10-18 7:08:16 PM  

HighOnCraic: [Fark user image image 850x478]

/In "God's Little Acre Huge Tracts of Land"
//Mary Ann who?


Saw that movie about ten years ago. Had new appreciation for Ginger after that.
 
2020-10-18 7:11:36 PM  
Why not both?
 
2020-10-18 7:19:33 PM  
Wait which Ginger we talking about TV or the Movie version?
 
2020-10-18 7:35:50 PM  
I liked Ginger Lynn more.
 
2020-10-18 7:37:19 PM  
Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.
 
2020-10-18 7:46:32 PM  

darkman2000: jaytkay: She's a bad girl. I like that.

Age 69
"A search of her vehicle revealed two small cases used to store marijuana as well as four half-smoked joints. As part of her plea deal, Wells was sentenced to five days in jail, six months probation, and fined $410.50. "

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That is a "no regrets" mugshot


Well, when you get busted for possession of weed the whole process is basically a matter of getting the paperwork done, it's silly. CPD just gives you a ticket and asks you to throw your shiat out
 
2020-10-18 7:48:15 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.


That's not how that game works
 
2020-10-18 7:48:25 PM  

gameshowhost: "A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.


Were you Miss Nevada also?
 
2020-10-18 8:07:50 PM  
Ginger Snaps: spicy cookie, or lost episode of "Gilligan's Island"?
 
2020-10-18 8:13:33 PM  

chitownmike: Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.

That's not how that game works


That's how it works in polite company. If you prefer to substitute the other, you'll know which is which. I personally don't mind the fark part but I'm a bit uneasy about the kill, so I tend towards the gentler variant.
 
2020-10-18 8:19:28 PM  

gameshowhost: "A wholesome beauty from Reno, Nevada, Dawn Wells was on her way to becoming a ballerina, but bad knees prevented her from realizing the dream. Despite this, she did become Miss Nevada and was in the 1960 Miss America pageant."

I never knew she and I had so much in common.


Overly sharp knees?
 
2020-10-18 9:17:12 PM  
Ginger was pretty, but she couldn't cook for shiat.

I mean Mary-ann couldn't cook anything but coconut cream pies, but... but... Wait how did they not die of scurvy again? Was that an episode where they had to go find a lime tree but met the robot from 'Lost in Space' or the Harlem Globetrotters or something like that?
 
2020-10-18 9:27:03 PM  

NathanAllen: Wait how did they not die of scurvy again?


They ate at the lot cafeteria.
 
2020-10-18 9:31:06 PM  
Every afternoon when Gilligan's Island came on TV I'd get up at the crack of Dawn.
 
2020-10-18 9:37:28 PM  
Whatever you do, do NOT Google "ginger cream pie"!

//Use duck duck go instead
 
2020-10-18 9:50:02 PM  

PunkTiger: Ginger Snaps: spicy cookie, or lost episode of "Gilligan's Island"?


Werewolf flick.
 
2020-10-18 10:36:22 PM  

Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.


I had heard that Natalie Schaffer was a wild party woman
 
2020-10-18 11:56:16 PM  

capacc: Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.

I had heard that Natalie Schaffer was a wild party woman


Wasn't Dawn Wells rumored to have a nympho level libido?
 
2020-10-19 2:15:25 AM  
82? Wow! I know she pops up in the news every once in a while but I had no idea she was in her 80's! I hope she had a wonderful birthday, I had mine yesterday.

I grew up watching Gilligans Island in syndication. My two favorite characters were Mary Ann and the Professor, I didn't like the Howels, they were lazy snobs. Gilligan was a walking fark up, the Skipper was useless, and Ginger was a big phony.
 
2020-10-19 3:34:38 AM  
Trivia time!
The names of the characters:

Skipper: Jonas Grumby
Professor: Roy Hinckley
Mary Ann: Mary Ann Summers

Ginger Grant, Thurston and Lovie Howell were often used, so not really trivia.

Gilligan was always just Gilligan.
 
2020-10-19 4:40:34 AM  
She had a few guest appearances in Bonanza.  She was in the role of a wagon station attendant's daughter trying to convince every man to take her jail bait self away.  She was 24 at the time but played the role well.
 
2020-10-19 7:20:42 AM  

PunkTiger: Ginger Snaps: spicy cookie, or lost episode of "Gilligan's Island"?


C: Best werewolf film ever
 
2020-10-19 7:54:50 AM  

indy_kid: Trivia time!
The names of the characters:

Skipper: Jonas Grumby
Professor: Roy Hinckley
Mary Ann: Mary Ann Summers

Ginger Grant, Thurston and Lovie Howell were often used, so not really trivia.

Gilligan was always just Gilligan.


"Lovey" was Mrs. Howell's nickname, not her real first name. According to later interviews with Sherwood Schwartz, Mrs. Howell's first name was "Eunice", and Gilligan's first name was "Willy".
 
2020-10-19 8:05:49 AM  

Gordon Bennett: chitownmike: Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.

That's not how that game works

That's how it works in polite company. If you prefer to substitute the other, you'll know which is which. I personally don't mind the fark part but I'm a bit uneasy about the kill, so I tend towards the gentler variant.


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2020-10-19 8:42:24 AM  

Famishus: PunkTiger: Ginger Snaps: spicy cookie, or lost episode of "Gilligan's Island"?

Werewolf flick.


Porn movie with Ginger Lynn.

\not one of her best, sadly
 
2020-10-19 11:37:47 AM  

capacc: Gordon Bennett: Snog Ginger
Marry Mary Ann
Avoid Mrs. Howell.

I had heard that Natalie Schaffer was a wild party woman


First flick I saw her in was as a supporting player in "Dishonored Lady" (1947) with Hedy Lamarr.
Playing on one of the local movie channels. Took me a minute to realize who it was until I heard her voice.
Lovey was HAWT back in the day... difficult choice between her and Hedy...
 
2020-10-19 12:32:36 PM  
> Lovey was HAWT back in the day... difficult choice between her and Hedy...

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" That's HEDLEY! "

/ piss on you, I'm workin' for Mel Brooks!
 
2020-10-19 2:05:06 PM  

InfoFreako: She may have bad knees, but she definitely doesn't have sharp knees.
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Mama!  She and Ginger were in many of my late night dreams!
 
2020-10-19 4:45:12 PM  
indy_kid:  Gilligan was always just Gilligan.

I somehow always thought of him as Maynard G. Krebbs


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Playing his coconuts.
 
2020-10-19 8:22:21 PM  
Word is that Jim Backus had a 8.5" cock.

/circumference
 
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