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(Salon)   Which prophecies is Trump fulfilling?   (salon.com) divider line
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4023 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Oct 2020 at 12:14 PM (6 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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6 days ago  
Revelation 22:15 (ASV) Without are the dogs, and the sorcerers, and the fornicators, and the murderers, and the idolaters, and every one that loveth and maketh a lie.
 
6 days ago  
We all know it is from Revelations, but I'm sure there will be debate over which verses. 20But the rest of mankind, who were not killed by these plagues, did not repent of the works of their hands, that they should not worship demons, and idols of gold, silver, brass, stone, and wood, which can neither see nor hear nor walk. 21And they did not repent of their murders or their sorceries or their sexual immorality or their thefts.
 
6 days ago  
When do we find out his first caretaker jumped out of a window during his birthday party, and was heard saying, "Donald, this is for you?"
 
6 days ago  
Those Evangelical Christians are being driven like go karts by Russian Aum Shinrikyo internet trolls who tell them what they want to hear.
 
6 days ago  
Political and religious leaders that you like fulfill the good vague prophecies about restoration and defeating evil and God prevailing.

Political and religious leaders that you don't like full the bad vague prophecies about darkness and fighting against God's people and leading the faithful astray.

Repeat ad nauseum for 2000 years.

I like funny applications of the New Testament as much as the next guy, and I fully expect the fundagelicals to be full of insane bullshiat, but I've been kind of disheartened by the way that some people who don't like Trump take this game a little bit too seriously.
 
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
I mean....they put his mark on their damn foreheads. That one is pretty obvious.
 
6 days ago  

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No doubt that dovetails right into the wake and bake Sunday mornings across the nation.
 
6 days ago  
Not so much a prophecy.

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6 days ago  
"My kingdom is not of this world. If my kingdom were of this world, my servants would have been fighting, that I might not be delivered over to the Jews. But as it is my kingdom is not from the world" (John 18:36)
 
6 days ago  
Matthew 24:24 24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.
 
6 days ago  

jasonvatch: Matthew 24:24 24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


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Some are more subtle
 
6 days ago  

jasonvatch: Matthew 24:24 24For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect.


What if the 'great' signs were just the lawn signs that say Make America *Great* Again! The great wonders is clearly a reference to the collective and individual wondering that happens everyday when they ask what da fark is wrong with the stupid Trumper trash.
 
6 days ago  
Ragnarok is started by the caw of a golden cock, so there's that.
 
6 days ago  
And in the new millennium, there shall be a man of golden hair and carrot skin,
Possessing great pride and venality,
And he shall grouse and lament, pilfer and purloin,
And be kicked out on his ass in four years.
 
6 days ago  
The author's name is Erin Prophet  -_- 

/almost hope that's her given name
 
6 days ago  
"Slaves, obey your masters."
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
But, really, he doesn't know what a book is.

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6 days ago  
4 And they worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?"

5 And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months.
6 It opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against God, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in heaven.

7 Also it was allowed to make war on the saints and to conquer them.
 
6 days ago  
Liberty University already made a movie about this.

The Trump Prophecy Trailer
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/they forced the film school students to work on it, or they wouldn't get credit
 
6 days ago  
God loves the uneducated.


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The Irresponsible Captain: Re: the picture in the article

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I know your words.

Covfefe! Gyna!
 
6 days ago  

Sin'sHero: When do we find out his first caretaker jumped out of a window during his birthday party, and was heard saying, "Donald, this is for you?"


No, it was him pushing someone out of a window in boarding school.
 
6 days ago  

foo monkey: Not so much a prophecy.

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6 days ago  
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ICE raids
 
6 days ago  
When God told the Israelites to kill all the people occupying Israel in the Old Testament....that one?
 
6 days ago  
There is a big difference between how different sects of Christianity view Revelations.  Catholics are taught to ignore it as nothing more than a historical propaganda document written about Emperor Nero.  Evangelicals seem to ignore all the evidence it being a propaganda document and are hoping for the apocalypse to come soon so they can see zombies walking the Earth and maybe getting a chance to join God in heaven without having to die, despite that they could just die after a life of not being a dick and getting the same result.
 
6 days ago  
By this you know the Spirit of God: every spirit that confesses that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is from God, and every spirit that does not confess Jesus is not from God. And this is the spirit of the antichrist, of which you have heard that it is coming; and now it is already in the world(1 John 4:2-3).
 
6 days ago  
Ragnarok is the one with the worm at the end of the world where the beast bites it own ass, right?

That one
 
6 days ago  
He's not the Antichrist, he's a very naughty boy!
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6 days ago  
Which ones have you got?
 
6 days ago  
And I was laughed at here for saying the Christians are taking over a number of years ago. Well, here we are. This is what you get for pandering to the legitimately insane.
 
6 days ago  
Proverbs 28:22 "A stingy man hastens after wealth, unaware that poverty awaits him."
 
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6 days ago  
In reality he's not... Evangelicals just needed a reason to follow this amalgamation of every sin they should be against. It's either a lie they are propagating in order to try (and fail) to hide their blistering hypocrisy, or a lot of them are trying desperately to bring on the Rapture... still thinking that somehow in the wake of their unrepentant sin and hatred, they'd be let in even if it happened.

They are equal parts religious nutcase, unrepentant asshole, and complete idiot. The only depressing part is how many of them are around... but then again, I always look back to the 12 million Americans that believe in the Lizard Illuminati. These are just another group of entitled losers looking for ways to excuse their failures and their weakness... this one just happens to use religion.
 
6 days ago  
Lyndon Johnson prophesied that he'd lost the South to the Republicans for a generation. Looks like that generation is indeed coming to a close with Georgia and Texas in the crosshairs. And, to the extent that Trump's unpopularity is contributing to that, I'd say he's helping fulfill the beginning of the end of that prophesied generation.
 
6 days ago  
I mean here we are at the verge of the demise of what we know as our country, and 35% of us have forced it upon us. We must change the Constitution. We have given these evangelicals too much power from the start, and start taxing churches that engage in political speak.
 
6 days ago  

Sin'sHero: When do we find out his first caretaker jumped out of a window during his birthday party, and was heard saying, "Donald, this is for you?"


Hah!  I knew Kellyanne was Mrs. Baylock!
 
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Wibble!
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6 days ago  
FALSE PROFIT!
 
6 days ago  
Pope Francis is supposed tone the last Pope, too, if you ask the weird "DEVS VVLT" Catholics.
 
6 days ago  
The Antichrist would be so great that people would say surely he is like unto God.

...fark they're onto something
 
6 days ago  
My branch of Christianity is so different from literalist, charismatic, Evangelicals that I thought I agreed with none of their stances - other than belonging to the great umbrella of denominations that are Christian. But, lo, I also believe that Trump may be fulfilling prophecy . . . just not any good ones that anyone would actually want fulfilled.
 
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