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(BBC-US)   Sunday EPL action kicks off with Sheffield UTD vs Fulham, the biggest derby on Earth at 9am, Spurs vs Wet Spam at 11:30am, and Leicester vs Villa at 1:30pm. All times ET. Standby for more VAR catastrophes   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-10-18 1:23:57 PM  
7 votes:

nursetim: harleyquinnical: nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.

You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P

Just wishful thinking. I've only gotten one prediction right this weekend and I have it 3-1 Spurs. Of course, now that's out in the open it's going to end up a 3-3 draw.


NO I AM NOT A WIZARD!!
 
2020-10-18 1:01:15 PM  
4 votes:
BALE.

gareth Bale.

with a nice 60yd worm burner on a 280yd par 4.
 
2020-10-18 11:52:20 AM  
4 votes:
Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.
 
2020-10-18 10:55:07 AM  
4 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Red card *now*, of all times??? Sheesh.


He should've waited for the player to be offside. Then he wouldn't have been carded at all.
 
2020-10-18 10:08:15 AM  
4 votes:
I keep having to remind myself that Tom Baker does not manage Palace.
 
2020-10-18 1:56:35 PM  
3 votes:
I came in from doing yard work just after the 2nd goal was scored and was all "Wow (not knowing the first goal had only been moments before)."  And then goal three. I scared the cats when I yelled "WHAT A STONKER" and my beloved wife was laughing and telling Jose to suck it
 
2020-10-18 1:23:50 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-10-18 1:18:09 PM  
3 votes:
Lloris at full stretch
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2020-10-18 1:14:13 PM  
3 votes:
My earlier comment about not spursing up the match might not age well.
 
2020-10-18 3:29:27 PM  
2 votes:
I really don't like Grealish.
Never trust anyone who can't even wear socks properly.
 
2020-10-18 3:07:43 PM  
2 votes:

Pista: How the hell was Watkins flagged offside there?


Per the Liverpool game, that is definitely offside.
 
2020-10-18 2:38:40 PM  
2 votes:

Princip's Sandwich: Valencia might be the most mismanaged giant in world football. They could, and should, be so much more.


it's a beautiful city as well, visited as part of a tour around the southern Med a few years ago and I much preferred it to Barcelona.

Our bus tour of the city was amusing cause the coach that turned up to take us was the Valencia team bus (it was high summer, so outside of the season). Had darkened windows, and so the locals assumed it was actually the team going somewhere so were all waving at it, pulling over to let us past, honking their horns etc...

They were not impressed when the doors opened and 50 or so british tourists climbed out.
 
2020-10-18 1:45:23 PM  
2 votes:

rickythepenguin: I forget which match it was last year, but my Arsenal pal, before I had a chance to watch the Spurs match (had it DVRd, was on media blackout to watch it "live as far as I know", texted me, "yup, your boys Spurs'd it up as only Spurs can."


ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????///???????  3-0 TO A DRAW????????
 
2020-10-18 12:00:26 PM  
2 votes:

nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.


You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P
 
2020-10-18 11:48:22 AM  
2 votes:

ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.


He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.
 
2020-10-18 10:27:47 AM  
2 votes:

Pista: Pretty amazed there were no reds there.
Attwell is a right git this season


Well I mean they obviously set a high standard after yesterday. I mean they'd called a foul and there was a whistle so anything after the whistle is fair game, right?
 
2020-10-18 9:42:31 AM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: Gee, who wrote this headline?


Couldn't possibly imagine

lol
 
2020-10-18 8:18:47 PM  
1 vote:
I got all of 2 points this week. Amazing.
 
2020-10-18 5:16:16 PM  
1 vote:
Erm, I think I might have picked up several perfects in the predictor this week. I'm 9 points clear...
 
2020-10-18 4:08:33 PM  
1 vote:
Arlo White  @arlowhite
15s
I missed the announcement that Ross Barkley had been given the freedom of Leicester 😱
 
2020-10-18 2:13:52 PM  
1 vote:

dietbubba: I came in from doing yard work just after the 2nd goal was scored and was all "Wow (not knowing the first goal had only been moments before)."  And then goal three. I scared the cats when I yelled "WHAT A STONKER" and my beloved wife was laughing and telling Jose to suck it


Rebecca was telling Jose to suck it?
How unprofessional of her.
 
2020-10-18 1:47:00 PM  
1 vote:

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: I forget which match it was last year, but my Arsenal pal, before I had a chance to watch the Spurs match (had it DVRd, was on media blackout to watch it "live as far as I know", texted me, "yup, your boys Spurs'd it up as only Spurs can."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????///???????  3-0 TO A DRAW????????


Spurs can take solace from the fact they didn't do it during the run-in to a title opportunity.
 
2020-10-18 1:28:06 PM  
1 vote:
The Spursiness has reached critical mass. Welcome back, Gareth!
 
2020-10-18 1:24:54 PM  
1 vote:
tottenham.exe
Youtube JxHdytQZ3ds
 
2020-10-18 1:22:09 PM  
1 vote:
3-0  the most Spursy of leads HAHAH!!!!
 
2020-10-18 1:12:46 PM  
1 vote:
That couldn't be more Spursy if they tried.
Own goal to make it 3-2.
 
2020-10-18 1:11:02 PM  
1 vote:
Welp, there goes the clean sheet. Again.
 
2020-10-18 1:01:02 PM  
1 vote:
At least he didn't hurt himself on that free kick.
 
2020-10-18 12:14:45 PM  
1 vote:

medius: Do the Glazers even care?


They care enough to make bungled signings for eye-watering sums. Valencia just sold almost everyone. The only poor bastard who wasn't was Kondogbia.
 
2020-10-18 11:55:39 AM  
1 vote:
Which is a bigger what-if?: Ronaldo with healthy knees, Bale with healthy thighs or Kane with healthy ankles?
 
2020-10-18 11:50:56 AM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.

But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off


Part of the problem is their hamstrings are half of what they should be.
 
2020-10-18 11:49:33 AM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.


But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off
 
2020-10-18 11:49:29 AM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.


Jozy Altidore could run the North American branch.
 
2020-10-18 11:44:56 AM  
1 vote:

harleyquinnical: rickythepenguin: Imagine a Kane/Bale tandem, Bale in his prime.

Better yet Kane, SON, and Bale.

That's a hell of a front 3.


Counterpoint: has a Spurs front 3 ever worked for longer than 6 months?
 
2020-10-18 11:42:23 AM  
1 vote:

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: I really dislike the collar on the Nike template this year.
The back of the collar looks weird and uncountable.

It's a good job they print the names on the back so the players know which is the front of the shirt


I bet some of the more IQ challenged players still get it wrong.
 
2020-10-18 11:41:26 AM  
1 vote:
Oh, and Wet Spam? How is that 5-4-1 working out for you? :)
 
2020-10-18 10:44:46 AM  
1 vote:
BHA with sixteen shots.
Only two on goal.
 
2020-10-18 10:41:03 AM  
1 vote:
Bousoooomy
 
2020-10-18 10:22:47 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-10-18 10:10:15 AM  
1 vote:
Offside.
As we say around these parts. "Bazd meg!"
 
2020-10-18 8:55:55 AM  
1 vote:
And I am now at 0-5 on preds for this gameweek... oy vey.
 
2020-10-18 8:28:00 AM  
1 vote:
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Fill in the blank: WHAT HAM?
 
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