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(BBC-US)   Sunday EPL action kicks off with Sheffield UTD vs Fulham, the biggest derby on Earth at 9am, Spurs vs Wet Spam at 11:30am, and Leicester vs Villa at 1:30pm. All times ET. Standby for more VAR catastrophes   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-10-18 1:12:46 PM  
That couldn't be more Spursy if they tried.
Own goal to make it 3-2.
 
2020-10-18 1:14:13 PM  
My earlier comment about not spursing up the match might not age well.
 
2020-10-18 1:15:30 PM  

nursetim: My earlier comment about not spursing up the match might not age well.


We been knew.
 
2020-10-18 1:18:09 PM  
Lloris at full stretch
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2020-10-18 1:18:15 PM  
Spursy AF
 
2020-10-18 1:18:46 PM  
4 minutes of Spursy time
 
2020-10-18 1:19:29 PM  
Bale misses a chance to seal it.
 
2020-10-18 1:19:52 PM  
Commentator here thought Bale had scored.
I am convinced he has a box of kleenex on standby for when he does.
Get a room man!
 
2020-10-18 1:21:19 PM  
What. A. Goal!
 
2020-10-18 1:21:30 PM  
lol

spurs going to be spurs
 
2020-10-18 1:21:43 PM  
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
 
2020-10-18 1:22:06 PM  
Spursy mode achievement complete.
What a strike by Lanzini though.
3-3-
 
2020-10-18 1:22:09 PM  
3-0  the most Spursy of leads HAHAH!!!!
 
2020-10-18 1:23:28 PM  
Welcome to Spurs.
 
2020-10-18 1:23:50 PM  
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2020-10-18 1:23:57 PM  

nursetim: harleyquinnical: nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.

You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P

Just wishful thinking. I've only gotten one prediction right this weekend and I have it 3-1 Spurs. Of course, now that's out in the open it's going to end up a 3-3 draw.


NO I AM NOT A WIZARD!!
 
2020-10-18 1:24:54 PM  
tottenham.exe
Youtube JxHdytQZ3ds
 
2020-10-18 1:27:26 PM  
I don't know what's more ridiculous: the West Ham comeback or that match-tying strike! What a hit!
 
2020-10-18 1:28:06 PM  
The Spursiness has reached critical mass. Welcome back, Gareth!
 
2020-10-18 1:32:46 PM  
Spurs finished the game exactly how they began it, except in reverse.
 
2020-10-18 1:35:17 PM  
someone check on HQ
 
2020-10-18 1:38:27 PM  
maybe if Jose hadn't acted like the world had ended at 3-1 the team might have not been so panicky
 
2020-10-18 1:40:47 PM  
So far this EPL season:
Goals 80 home, 90 away
Wins 17 home, 8 draws, 25 away

Fluke, or are the empty stadiums killing the home advantage? Something else?
 
2020-10-18 1:41:07 PM  

medius: maybe if Jose hadn't acted like the world had ended at 3-1 the team might have not been so panicky


Jose doesn't get joy from winning. He gets joy from clean sheets.
 
2020-10-18 1:45:08 PM  
winks - shiat
aurier - mostly shiat
sanchez - shiatty shiat
 
2020-10-18 1:45:23 PM  

rickythepenguin: I forget which match it was last year, but my Arsenal pal, before I had a chance to watch the Spurs match (had it DVRd, was on media blackout to watch it "live as far as I know", texted me, "yup, your boys Spurs'd it up as only Spurs can."


ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????///???????  3-0 TO A DRAW????????
 
2020-10-18 1:46:54 PM  

desertgeek: medius: maybe if Jose hadn't acted like the world had ended at 3-1 the team might have not been so panicky

Jose doesn't get joy from winning. He gets joy from clean sheets.


yep:

Mourinho's obsession with clean sheets and getting so upset with that first WHAM goal led to Spurs shiatting the bed.
 
2020-10-18 1:47:00 PM  

rickythepenguin: rickythepenguin: I forget which match it was last year, but my Arsenal pal, before I had a chance to watch the Spurs match (had it DVRd, was on media blackout to watch it "live as far as I know", texted me, "yup, your boys Spurs'd it up as only Spurs can."

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??????///???????  3-0 TO A DRAW????????


Spurs can take solace from the fact they didn't do it during the run-in to a title opportunity.
 
2020-10-18 1:52:03 PM  
And I see the Spurs went full-on Spursy :(.
 
2020-10-18 1:53:04 PM  
gave the neutrals a really fun match though
 
2020-10-18 1:56:35 PM  
I came in from doing yard work just after the 2nd goal was scored and was all "Wow (not knowing the first goal had only been moments before)."  And then goal three. I scared the cats when I yelled "WHAT A STONKER" and my beloved wife was laughing and telling Jose to suck it
 
2020-10-18 2:07:50 PM  
Could have been worse. At least it didn't finish 3-4.
 
2020-10-18 2:12:40 PM  

TheMothership: So far this EPL season:
Goals 80 home, 90 away
Wins 17 home, 8 draws, 25 away

Fluke, or are the empty stadiums killing the home advantage? Something else?


If it was just the EPL I might say fluke.
But it is across every league I have seen this stat.
 
2020-10-18 2:13:52 PM  

dietbubba: I came in from doing yard work just after the 2nd goal was scored and was all "Wow (not knowing the first goal had only been moments before)."  And then goal three. I scared the cats when I yelled "WHAT A STONKER" and my beloved wife was laughing and telling Jose to suck it


Rebecca was telling Jose to suck it?
How unprofessional of her.
 
2020-10-18 2:18:01 PM  

medius: nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.

Just watch and see.


not psychic, just a Spurs supporter
 
2020-10-18 2:32:08 PM  
A game I can enjoy without giving a fark who wins.

Go ... Villa?
 
2020-10-18 2:34:52 PM  

medius: A game I can enjoy without giving a fark who wins.

Go ... Villa?


Do it for the '80s!
 
2020-10-18 2:38:40 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Valencia might be the most mismanaged giant in world football. They could, and should, be so much more.


it's a beautiful city as well, visited as part of a tour around the southern Med a few years ago and I much preferred it to Barcelona.

Our bus tour of the city was amusing cause the coach that turned up to take us was the Valencia team bus (it was high summer, so outside of the season). Had darkened windows, and so the locals assumed it was actually the team going somewhere so were all waving at it, pulling over to let us past, honking their horns etc...

They were not impressed when the doors opened and 50 or so british tourists climbed out.
 
2020-10-18 2:54:05 PM  
Grealish is going for the most fouled player title this season.
 
2020-10-18 2:56:53 PM  

Pista: Grealish is going for the most fouled player title this season.


I love how he just carried the ball after he fouled someone for like 10 seconds to give the defense time to set and the ref didn't want to give him a yellow for time-wasting.
 
2020-10-18 2:58:17 PM  
Cash trying to get souvenir shorts.

We get a glimpse to see that Leicester have matching underoos.
 
2020-10-18 2:58:17 PM  
Wtf is Cash doing?
Get a room!
 
2020-10-18 2:58:34 PM  
simulpost
 
2020-10-18 2:58:48 PM  
Moss turning into Cardzilla
 
2020-10-18 3:03:14 PM  
How the hell was Watkins flagged offside there?
 
2020-10-18 3:07:43 PM  

Pista: How the hell was Watkins flagged offside there?


Per the Liverpool game, that is definitely offside.
 
2020-10-18 3:13:35 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: How the hell was Watkins flagged offside there?

Per the Liverpool game, that is definitely offside.


That's going to be the benchmark now isn't it?

Lol
 
2020-10-18 3:16:27 PM  
Best goal of the weekend that I have seen.
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Youtube HGymp5uVnVo
 
2020-10-18 3:16:51 PM  

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: Pista: How the hell was Watkins flagged offside there?

Per the Liverpool game, that is definitely offside.

That's going to be the benchmark now isn't it?

Lol


Yep
 
2020-10-18 3:29:27 PM  
I really don't like Grealish.
Never trust anyone who can't even wear socks properly.
 
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