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(BBC-US)   Sunday EPL action kicks off with Sheffield UTD vs Fulham, the biggest derby on Earth at 9am, Spurs vs Wet Spam at 11:30am, and Leicester vs Villa at 1:30pm. All times ET. Standby for more VAR catastrophes   (bbc.com) divider line
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eddievercetti
2020-10-18 11:39:19 AM  
That's gotta be Kane!
 
desertgeek
2020-10-18 11:40:45 AM  
If there were fans there, we'd be hearing "Moyes Out" demands already
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2020-10-18 11:40:51 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: I really dislike the collar on the Nike template this year.
The back of the collar looks weird and uncountable.


It's a good job they print the names on the back so the players know which is the front of the shirt
 
rickythepenguin
2020-10-18 11:41:14 AM  
Imagine a Kane/Bale tandem, Bale in his prime.

Better yet Kane, SON, and Bale.
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:41:26 AM  
Oh, and Wet Spam? How is that 5-4-1 working out for you? :)
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:42:23 AM  

Pista: Chimpy McSquirrel: I really dislike the collar on the Nike template this year.
The back of the collar looks weird and uncountable.

It's a good job they print the names on the back so the players know which is the front of the shirt


I bet some of the more IQ challenged players still get it wrong.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:43:06 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Oh, and Wet Spam? How is that 5-4-1 working out for you? :)


How dare you question Football Genius.
 
harleyquinnical
2020-10-18 11:43:13 AM  

rickythepenguin: Imagine a Kane/Bale tandem, Bale in his prime.

Better yet Kane, SON, and Bale.


That's a hell of a front 3.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:44:56 AM  

harleyquinnical: rickythepenguin: Imagine a Kane/Bale tandem, Bale in his prime.

Better yet Kane, SON, and Bale.

That's a hell of a front 3.


Counterpoint: has a Spurs front 3 ever worked for longer than 6 months?
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:45:26 AM  
This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2020-10-18 11:46:22 AM  
3.
Kane again
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:46:39 AM  
Harry Scores When He Wants Kane.
3-0
 
eddievercetti
2020-10-18 11:46:56 AM  
Son 2 Kane again
 
desertgeek
2020-10-18 11:47:02 AM  

rickythepenguin: Imagine a Kane/Bale tandem, Bale in his prime.

Better yet Kane, SON, and Bale.


They'd have won at least 1 title, even in this era. That would be a scary good trio.

/And if Bale can find even half of that form, Spurs will be really dangerous
//And now Kane has his 2nd
 
harleyquinnical
2020-10-18 11:47:15 AM  
wow that looked easy
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2020-10-18 11:47:29 AM  
The cross from Reguilón was millimetre perfect
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:47:33 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.


His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-10-18 11:47:52 AM  
Kane.  Straight up assassin.
 
harleyquinnical
2020-10-18 11:48:06 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.


Kinda like Kane's ankles?
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:48:17 AM  

Pista: 3.
Kane again


Chimpy McSquirrel: Harry Scores When He Wants Kane.
3-0


eddievercetti: Son 2 Kane again


Keep up the good work, boys :).
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:48:22 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.


He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:48:37 AM  
Trying not to get carried away with this Spurs team, but they've been dangerous in every match except that Everton snoozer.
 
nursetim
2020-10-18 11:49:29 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.


Jozy Altidore could run the North American branch.
 
desertgeek
2020-10-18 11:49:33 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.


But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:49:35 AM  

harleyquinnical: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

Kinda like Kane's ankles?


Hopefully, as Kane's ankles seem to be doing Ok right now for being made of glass.
 
harleyquinnical
2020-10-18 11:49:38 AM  

Pista: The cross from Reguilón was millimetre perfect


The moment I saw that cross going to Kane, I knew he would find the back of the goal.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:49:48 AM  
Kane only 1 assist so far this match. Slacking.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:50:56 AM  

desertgeek: Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.

But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off


Part of the problem is their hamstrings are half of what they should be.
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:51:59 AM  
Of course, despite me picking the Spurs to win, I didn't expect this kind of scoreline, so my GD is taking *another* hit.
 
rickythepenguin
2020-10-18 11:52:07 AM  
It ended with a dead fish thud, but Summer 2018 it was pretty cool to see Man U* play at Cardinals Stadium.  We were 2nd row off the field, fantastic seats.  So cool to to see The Special One in the flesh, walking the touchline.


*this was about 3 weeks after the WC ended, so Man U sent the backups as the starting squad.  No Pogba, they held out the GK, they truly treated it as an exhibibion.  the only guys I remember were Mata and Martial.
 
nursetim
2020-10-18 11:52:20 AM  
Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:52:23 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: desertgeek: Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.

But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off

Part of the problem is their hamstrings are half of what they should be.


That can be their selling point. They could market it like those ED pills, with themselves as the poster men.
 
desertgeek
2020-10-18 11:52:57 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: desertgeek: Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: Princip's Sandwich: This also assumes Bale's hamstrings wouldn't have disappeared the past 2 years.

His hamstrings are factory seconds by now.

He and Kompany should open a hamstring rental shop.

But 1 hamstring, get the 2nd half off

Part of the problem is their hamstrings are half of what they should be.


I was intentionally setting up a line like that so well done.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:53:47 AM  

rickythepenguin: It ended with a dead fish thud, but Summer 2018 it was pretty cool to see Man U* play at Cardinals Stadium.  We were 2nd row off the field, fantastic seats.  So cool to to see The Special One in the flesh, walking the touchline.


*this was about 3 weeks after the WC ended, so Man U sent the backups as the starting squad.  No Pogba, they held out the GK, they truly treated it as an exhibibion.  the only guys I remember were Mata and Martial.


My favorite live sports memory is still getting to watch Raul live. Sure, it was with the New York Cosmos a few months before he retired, but still a treat.
 
eddievercetti
2020-10-18 11:53:48 AM  
Oof got his head rocked off
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:55:27 AM  

nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.


Just watch and see.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:55:39 AM  
Which is a bigger what-if?: Ronaldo with healthy knees, Bale with healthy thighs or Kane with healthy ankles?
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:56:07 AM  
Bale getting paid to be a fan.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 11:56:42 AM  
According to the Guardian MBM, Moyes is to Mourinho what Emery is to Barcelona. Jose's never lost to Moyes.
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2020-10-18 11:58:22 AM  

medius: Bale getting paid to be a fan.


Still?
 
rickythepenguin
2020-10-18 11:59:39 AM  

Princip's Sandwich: My favorite live sports memory is still getting to watch Raul live. Sure, it was with the New York Cosmos a few months before he retired, but still a treat


the game was somewhat unremarkable, they played Mexican team Cruz Azul.  ended in a draw and i think CA got a dodgy PK to equalize.  But still cool

the whole time i was like, "Man freaking U is playing in Cardinals Stadium.  Who woulda thought?"

/local news that night, slow news day, it was the lead story.  they interviewed people that drove down from Denver, flew in from Vegas, road tripped from LA, "I've been a Man U fan all my life but i've never gotten to see them live, this is incredible, we drove 13 hours to see this...."

Spurs played LA a few years back, for a warmup tour.  I wantd to go but.....I'll just keep savign my nickels for a trip to WHL someday.  ( went to old WHL in 2005 and saw a mtch v Fulham.)
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:59:42 AM  

Pista: medius: Bale getting paid to be a fan.

Still?


Better than getting paid to be a hater like at RM.
 
medius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 11:59:57 AM  
How is the TV feed choppy?
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 12:00:08 PM  
Leave it to Aurier to screw up the offensive movement.
Especially after such a nice pass to get him in the box.
 
harleyquinnical
2020-10-18 12:00:26 PM  

nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.


You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P
 
Pista [TotalFark]
2020-10-18 12:02:10 PM  
Getting a bit physical out there.
 
Princip's Sandwich
2020-10-18 12:02:46 PM  
Valencia just lost to their 2019 squad. Dani Parejo and Paco Alcacer with the 2-1 Villarreal victory.

By the time the season ends, Murthy's going to need 24/7 protection.
 
ClavellBCMI [OhFark]
2020-10-18 12:03:24 PM  

harleyquinnical: nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.

You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P


Yep, us Spurs fans expect the Spurs to be Spursy, and when they don't get Spursy it worries us. We need them to get the Spursiness done with early, so they can get it out of their system and go back to being not-Spursy.
 
nursetim
2020-10-18 12:03:56 PM  

harleyquinnical: nursetim: Tottenham now past the point where they can Spurs up this match.

You're new to this team, aren't you?

:P


Just wishful thinking. I've only gotten one prediction right this weekend and I have it 3-1 Spurs. Of course, now that's out in the open it's going to end up a 3-3 draw.
 
Chimpy McSquirrel [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-10-18 12:03:57 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Valencia just lost to their 2019 squad. Dani Parejo and Paco Alcacer with the 2-1 Villarreal victory.

By the time the season ends, Murthy's going to need 24/7 protection.


I watched most of that game.
The really miss Parejo.
 
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