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2020-10-18 5:32:05 AM  
64 votes:
I don't think it's fringe rednecks- 'Trump' is spelled correctly.
 
2020-10-18 7:46:24 AM  
62 votes:

Cythraul: If I were going to troll Trump supporters, I'd do it in a way that doesn't involve vandalism.  Like, go around town obscuring Trump signs with Biden signs.  Or appending "Dump" on the tops of Trump signs.


My neighborhood is recovering from a windstorm thay knocked down a bunch of trees recently. Someone drove around town and changed all the signs advertising "stump removal" so they read "Trump removal"
 
2020-10-18 7:33:53 AM  
19 votes:
I think Donnie did it. That shade of orange spray paint matches his makeup...
 
2020-10-18 8:23:09 AM  
12 votes:
Fringe rednecker here... Its really bad when people destroy or deface other people's property due to political differences...

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2020-10-18 7:35:34 AM  
11 votes:

ReaverZ: It is there sons


*their, their neighbor's sons
 
2020-10-18 8:54:09 AM  
10 votes:

TwoHead: KingOfTown: <csb>

Wife and I put a Biden/Harris sign on the property we own that her mother lives on. We came back three hours later and it was gone. I know it was my MIL. My wife knows it was her, too, but we got a smirky "I have no idea what happened to it" from the woman that sits on her ass all goddamn day on her overstuffed chair eating junk food looking out the window (directly at where the sign was) and watching Law & Order: SVU.

So, sure, it's totally not your neighbors/family/"nice Republicans" (whoever the fark they're supposed to be). 🙄

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Maybe time to replace the political sign with one from a realtor? Don't forget to smirk!


She's about to get five brightly-lit pumpkins spelling B-I-D-E-N across her front porch that are too heavy for her corpulent carcass to lift.
 
2020-10-18 8:54:03 AM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-18 10:54:47 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-10-18 8:18:43 AM  
6 votes:
Republicans are just fine with human rights violations, but they absolutely draw the farking line at property crime.
 
2020-10-18 1:39:06 PM  
5 votes:
"I didn't ask and he didn't say," she said, "but I have a feeling he may be a Republican and is ashamed of what somebody did."

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2020-10-18 7:54:56 AM  
4 votes:

SuburbanCowboy: I hear so many people saying they don't think Biden has that much support because they don't see as many Biden signs as they see Trump signs.

People are afraid to put out Biden signs because they know that Trump supporters are going to target them like this.

That's the actual silent majority.


My anecdote:

I have a Biden sign in my front yard.  I'll be damned if hooligans like the ones in this article will stop me from displaying it.

And even in my semi-rural county, I've noticed a slight majority of signs are for Biden - maybe around 55%, which means a lot here in Red America.

However, several of the Trump signs are very large (the kind that require a truck to transport), so I guess that means the display of support evens out between the candidates.
 
2020-10-18 7:49:04 AM  
4 votes:
During the Obama years, it was surprising how many people vandalized their own property with spray paint to register their displeasure.

Nothing says 'classy' like 8 foot high 'One Big Ass Mistake America' in marking paint on your own farking roof.
 
2020-10-18 8:59:27 AM  
3 votes:

Exile On Beale Street: KingOfTown: Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.

Imagine living your life so scared of being yourself that you pretend to be a drone to fit in. 'Murica.

I'm not scared, son. I'm old and wise and well armed. It's a survival technique for me & mine. We're on the same side. Painting a crosshair on yourself isn't brave. It's dumb. I'm more of an undercover saboteur type guy that can blend in. A spy, if you will. Are spies cool this week?


I have a visceral reaction to someone that claims cutting their hair was somehow an act of bravery, and that being able to pass for a deplorable is somehow a admirable trait.

/longhair
//doesn't play well in corporate settings
///three
 
2020-10-18 8:55:49 AM  
3 votes:

KingOfTown: TwoHead: KingOfTown: <csb>

Wife and I put a Biden/Harris sign on the property we own that her mother lives on. We came back three hours later and it was gone. I know it was my MIL. My wife knows it was her, too, but we got a smirky "I have no idea what happened to it" from the woman that sits on her ass all goddamn day on her overstuffed chair eating junk food looking out the window (directly at where the sign was) and watching Law & Order: SVU.

So, sure, it's totally not your neighbors/family/"nice Republicans" (whoever the fark they're supposed to be). 🙄

</csb>

Maybe time to replace the political sign with one from a realtor? Don't forget to smirk!

She's about to get five brightly-lit pumpkins spelling B-I-D-E-N across her front porch that are too heavy for her corpulent carcass to lift.


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2020-10-18 8:20:07 AM  
3 votes:
At a major intersection near my home there are no trump signs.  There are however, Vote to be free, Vote GOP signs.  I wonder why?
 
2020-10-18 7:59:54 AM  
3 votes:

Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.


Imagine living your life so scared of being yourself that you pretend to be a drone to fit in. 'Murica.
 
2020-10-18 7:59:09 AM  
3 votes:

Alphax: I remember in 2004, some people locally told me they didn't want to put John Kerry stickers permanently on their cars because they thought they might get fired from their jobs for it.


cancel culture is out of control!
 
2020-10-18 3:04:26 PM  
2 votes:

Mad Scientist: I don't think it's fringe rednecks- 'Trump' is spelled correctly.


to be fair, it is a little easier than drawing a swastika.
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2020-10-18 9:04:21 AM  
2 votes:

Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.


Apprentice: White House
 
2020-10-18 8:26:12 AM  
2 votes:

FarkQued: Fringe rednecker here... Its really bad when people destroy or deface other people's property due to political differences...

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The payload of WHATABOUT in that post has to be on par with a nuclear blast.
 
2020-10-18 8:20:05 AM  
2 votes:
Hopefully this doesn't end up a story where she did it to herself.
 
2020-10-18 7:54:18 AM  
2 votes:
I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.
 
2020-10-18 7:46:43 AM  
2 votes:
I hear so many people saying they don't think Biden has that much support because they don't see as many Biden signs as they see Trump signs.

People are afraid to put out Biden signs because they know that Trump supporters are going to target them like this.

That's the actual silent majority.
 
2020-10-18 2:41:12 AM  
2 votes:
Tomorrow's headline:  Neighbor charged in political defacing.
 
2020-10-18 2:27:41 AM  
2 votes:
It was very kind of the body shop owner to fix her car for free.

I didn't know you could remove it once it had been painted on. I guess that is why he owns a body shop and I don't.

Oh, the people who did it are scumbags.
 
2020-10-18 11:35:22 AM  
1 vote:

IlGreven: Tomorrow's headline:  Neighbor charged in political defacing.


Or neighbors ring door bell shows she did it herself, seems to be how a lot of these things have gone
 
2020-10-18 10:59:09 AM  
1 vote:

Exile On Beale Street: [Almost Cut My Hair]


Amen brother. Listening to that made my Sunday righteous
/I keep my freak flag in a lead lined safe guarded by vampire otters
 
2020-10-18 10:33:13 AM  
1 vote:

Smock Pot: All my political stickers are on a small file cabinet in my home. Cops are hard-line right and stickers tick their asshole meter. They can fark up your life any time they want. Not gonna poke that pig.


I've always thought all black folks should put blue lives matter stickers on their cars. Cops, at the very least, would be slightly less likely to murder them.

/I said slightly.
 
2020-10-18 10:08:11 AM  
1 vote:

KingOfTown: FarkQued: Fringe rednecker here... Its really bad when people destroy or deface other people's property due to political differences...

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The payload of WHATABOUT in that post has to be on par with a nuclear blast.


Guy doesn't understand that one group is a bunch of people who are tired of getting killed and the other is BLM.
 
2020-10-18 9:13:30 AM  
1 vote:

Tyrone Slothrop: KingOfTown: Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.

Imagine living your life so scared of being yourself that you pretend to be a drone to fit in. 'Murica.

And the question becomes, if you fit in too well with who you pretend to be, are you who you think you are?
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Holy shiat. I never thought in a million years that someone would use Kurt against me. I'm genuinely sad. Y'all are totally missing my point.
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt.
*titties*
So it goes.
 
2020-10-18 9:07:38 AM  
1 vote:

FarkQued: Fringe rednecker here... Its really bad when people destroy or deface other people's property due to political differences...

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2020-10-18 9:01:11 AM  
1 vote:

Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.


"and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car"..... can confirm, smart - not worth the hassle - they're on my percussion kit, instead, nowadays.
 
2020-10-18 8:56:11 AM  
1 vote:

KingOfTown: Exile On Beale Street: I had a guy knock on my door for Biden. Asked if he could put a sign in my yard. I assured him that my wife and I were voting straight blue, but I didn't want to invite vandalism. My wife said "That was smart. I wouldn't have thought of that."  I prefer to fly under the radar. It's why I cut my hair short now, have no visible tattoos, (Brian Setzer Rule: No neck, no hands. Nothing a judge in court can see with long sleeves.) and don't put 420, WP, Deadhead etc...stickers on my car. When you blend in at work, they let their guard down and assume you're deplorable as well. I just smile and nod while biting my tongue in half. Someone needs to do a spoof of Undercover Boss but call it Deplorable Employees.

Imagine living your life so scared of being yourself that you pretend to be a drone to fit in. 'Murica.


I'm not scared, son. I'm old and wise and well armed. It's a survival technique for me & mine. We're on the same side. Painting a crosshair on yourself isn't brave. It's dumb. I'm more of an undercover saboteur type guy that can blend in. A spy, if you will. Are spies cool this week?
 
2020-10-18 8:52:09 AM  
1 vote:

KingOfTown: <csb>

Wife and I put a Biden/Harris sign on the property we own that her mother lives on. We came back three hours later and it was gone. I know it was my MIL. My wife knows it was her, too, but we got a smirky "I have no idea what happened to it" from the woman that sits on her ass all goddamn day on her overstuffed chair eating junk food looking out the window (directly at where the sign was) and watching Law & Order: SVU.

So, sure, it's totally not your neighbors/family/"nice Republicans" (whoever the fark they're supposed to be). 🙄

</csb>


Maybe time to replace the political sign with one from a realtor? Don't forget to smirk!
 
2020-10-18 7:49:56 AM  
1 vote:

Ishkur: feckingmorons: I didn't know you could remove it once it had been painted on. I guess that is why he owns a body shop and I don't.

I'm guessing some turpentine solvent that is safe for cars. Whatever that is.


Lacquer thinner and microfiber towel.  Wipes right off, no matter how long it has been on there.  Works for tree sap as well.


/ Spent many years at a body shop/detail shop for a dealership.
 
2020-10-18 7:35:05 AM  
1 vote:
It is there sons
 
2020-10-18 7:26:32 AM  
1 vote:
Well, that's a beautiful fantasyland she lives in.

Good luck with that.
 
2020-10-18 7:26:25 AM  
1 vote:
Forget about it Jake. It's Alabamastan.
 
2020-10-18 6:09:15 AM  
1 vote:
ah, just the average everyday supporters of the "LAW AND ORDER" PRESIDENT hard at work.

trumpers are made in trump's image.
 
2020-10-18 2:48:05 AM  
1 vote:
Republicans.. fringe.. same thing.
 
2020-10-18 2:42:53 AM  
1 vote:
"Nice leopards won't eat MY face."
 
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