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(Guardian)   Trump has pissed off Scotland again   (theguardian.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
The Original Trump Haters | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS
Youtube 3pbTmXsfiYk
 
3 days ago  
I bet they still take his rubles.
 
3 days ago  
Again...? I'd say "some more".
 
3 days ago  
This is Scotland's worst Trump-related problem??  Ain't nobody got time for this
 
3 days ago  

Monty_Zoncolan: Again...? I'd say "some more".


Or "still".
 
3 days ago  
Meanwhile scotland is still sucking trump dick.

Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??
 
3 days ago  
Yeah, im sure the fat orange bastard is innocent if he plans to flee the country when he loses
 
3 days ago  
I can't imaging greenlighting anything involved with Trump right now.
 
3 days ago  
You'd think he'd have learned in 2016.
https://9gag.com/gag/abZy938

Perhaps he's forgotten the tiny fingered ferret wearing Cheeto faced shiatgibbon.
 
3 days ago  

lolmao500: Meanwhile scotland is still sucking trump dick.

Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??


Until those of us in the USA take action against our own failure, it is hard to criticize the rest of the world for not doing so.
 
3 days ago  
I thought Trump was losing so much money on his Scottish golf courses that they only make sense as a money laundering operation.

https://lawandcrime.com/high-profile/​f​inance-journalist-trumps-scotland-reso​rt-isnt-a-golf-business-but-a-money-di​sappearing-business/
Finance Journalist: Trump's Scotland Resort Isn't a Golf Business, But a 'Money Disappearing Business'

https://theweek.com/speedreads/940094​/​what-trumps-golf-courses-could-reveal
Trump Taxes
What Trump's golf courses could reveal
 
3 days ago  
He already did that by continuing to exist.

/cheetoh stained shiatgibbon
 
3 days ago  
How can this not end in some utterly bizarre midnight dash from the White House before January...
 
3 days ago  
So whose money is he laundering this time?
 
3 days ago  
Since his golf outings are publicly paid can't someone FOIA his game results?
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
", AGAIN?!?!????? :("
 
3 days ago  
Do they not have TV, radio, or internet in that part of Scotland?
 
3 days ago  
You Scots sure are a contentious people.
 
3 days ago  
Trump* would have to flee to a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the United States.
I seriously doubt any Muslim country would welcome him. Where would he go? He's more likely to hole up in Mar-a-Lago feigning health issues to  avoid personal appearances in court. He'll delay legal procedures until he dies.
If he decides to go public and rant and rave he'll end up testifying at endless depositions and before grand juries. He'd better get in as much golf as he can in the next few months because once he's out he's done.
 
3 days ago  
Oh yeah, that reminds me of the time I came up with the Trump Insult Generator.

Inspired by the wacky words of Scotland's twisty-tongued wordsmiths.
 
3 days ago  

lolmao500: Meanwhile scotland is still sucking trump dick.

Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??


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Please, regale us with your heroic tale of how you 'manned the fark up' and burnt down one of Trump's courses.
 
3 days ago  

red5ish: Trump* would have to flee to a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the United States.
I seriously doubt any Muslim country would welcome him. Where would he go? He's more likely to hole up in Mar-a-Lago feigning health issues to  avoid personal appearances in court. He'll delay legal procedures until he dies.
If he decides to go public and rant and rave he'll end up testifying at endless depositions and before grand juries. He'd better get in as much golf as he can in the next few months because once he's out he's done.


Convict him in absentia and have the SS drag him out to waiting staties.
 
3 days ago  

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Anyone who doesn't know what this is from has not lived.

Last I checked every ep of Still Game was on teh youtoobs.

Watch it, people.
 
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3 days ago  
Fark does a great job of providing content for people to ignore while they also talk about how much they don't like the American president yet again.  Life is wild, you guys.
 
3 days ago  

sirrerun: [YouTube video: The Original Trump Haters | Full Frontal with Samantha Bee | TBS]


"Why are they always failed artists?"

Kills me every time. ^_^
 
3 days ago  

433: Fark does a great job of providing content for people to ignore while they also talk about how much they don't like the American president yet again.  Life is wild, you guys.


To be fair, we really really don't like him.
 
3 days ago  

Gyrfalcon: You'd think he'd have learned in 2016.
https://9gag.com/gag/abZy938

Perhaps he's forgotten the tiny fingered ferret wearing Cheeto faced shiatgibbon.


Ah yes, weasel headed farknugget, Scottish insult technology at its finest.
 
3 days ago  

red5ish: Trump* would have to flee to a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the United States.
I seriously doubt any Muslim country would welcome him. Where would he go? He's more likely to hole up in Mar-a-Lago feigning health issues to  avoid personal appearances in court. He'll delay legal procedures until he dies.
If he decides to go public and rant and rave he'll end up testifying at endless depositions and before grand juries. He'd better get in as much golf as he can in the next few months because once he's out he's done.


Ayup. I figured Trump's hole card is if it all goes to shiat he takes a page from various old mob bosses' playbook and suddenly develops health and mental issues that allow him to die outside of prison.
 
3 days ago  

quatchi: red5ish: Trump* would have to flee to a country that doesn't have an extradition agreement with the United States.
I seriously doubt any Muslim country would welcome him. Where would he go? He's more likely to hole up in Mar-a-Lago feigning health issues to  avoid personal appearances in court. He'll delay legal procedures until he dies.
If he decides to go public and rant and rave he'll end up testifying at endless depositions and before grand juries. He'd better get in as much golf as he can in the next few months because once he's out he's done.

Ayup. I figured Trump's hole card is if it all goes to shiat he takes a page from various old mob bosses' playbook and suddenly develops health and mental issues that allow him to die outside of prison.


He can stay out of prison while on trial and maybe even afterwards, but house arrest at his NYC private residence with federal marshals keeping watch. He can leave for doctor's appointments and to go to court, that's it. No visitors unless they are logged and screened TSA style and pass a background check. Limit visiting hours to a very narrow timeframe in the middle of the week and middle of the day, monitored by guards the whole time. No private employees in the residence, only immediate family can stay there if they wish. Basic cleaning and meal preparation provided by a couple of Federal BOP employees. No hair dresser, no call girls, no delivery food, no private security, no friends. Screen his mail, monitor his phone calls, and log all his e-mail. No cellphone use, no social media posting. If he wants to communicate with the outside world, he will have limited and recorded phone access, can release statements through legal council and family, or have a reporter see him during visiting hours. All the trappings of prison, just with way too much fake gold, a better quality bed, and a lot more room. Why do this? Security to keep him from getting killed while in lockup, but also to make it impossible for him to continue to enjoy his lifestyle.

Meanwhile, use civil forfeiture to take ever asset he has, even if it is up as collateral for any of his loans. He gets to stay in his condo and watch everything he built taken.

As for his kids, if they are convicted, regular prison for them. No excuses.
 
3 days ago  

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Anyone who doesn't know what this is from has not lived.

Last I checked every ep of Still Game was on teh youtoobs.

Watch it, people.


It's also on Netflix.  It is a superbly funny show.  Though even if you are an avid watcher of UK shows, it can take a bit to get used to speaking in a real Scottish show, as they don't rein it in.  Damn hilarious though!
 
3 days ago  
So wait, I thought he wasn't doing business while presidenting?
 
3 days ago  

lolmao500: Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??


Scottish folk are always pissed off about something (source = I am one). Don't get me wrong; we're often happy about lots of other things, but if the right subject is broached we'll go from 'daen fine' to 'get it right up ye' at the drop of a hat. Or a bonnet. Or whatever else you want to wear on your head.

No need to raise a hand unnecessarily. Courtesy of a healthy dose of Scottish weather from time to time the sea will eventually reclaim its own...

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https://aberdeenvoice.com/2013/01/men​i​e-estate-series-crazy-golf/
 
3 days ago  

433: Fark does a great job of providing content for people to ignore while they also talk about how much they don't like the American president yet again.  Life is wild, you guys.


Relax folks- I am part Scotty on mums side- I got dis :

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3 days ago  
Janey Godley is a wee treasure...


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lolmao500: Meanwhile scotland is still sucking trump dick.

Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??


Meanwhile, America f*cking elected him.
 
3 days ago  
Its hard to see how building another golf course in part of Scotland will boost the local economy.
It's not like theyve got a shortage of them.
 
3 days ago  
Donnie...Scotland does have an extradition treaty with the US. Just so you're aware.
 
2 days ago  

Animatronik: Its hard to see how building another golf course in part of Scotland will boost the local economy.
It's not like theyve got a shortage of them.


It's easy enough to see when you remember that you, me & any other ordinary man or woman on the street won't ever see so much as a penny... it's all earmarked for the trough of those who already have pots of money and the means to make sure they get more of the same, thank you very much.

Contracts to building, security & other service companies, some of whom just happen to have lucrative directorships available when the local councilors rubber stamping (sorry... 'exercising scrutiny, due dilligence and oversight in the public interest') these jobs for the boys projects decide to leave public office.

Same as it ever was etc...
 
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lolmao500: Meanwhile scotland is still sucking trump dick.

Eh Scotland, what about you man the fark up and seize his golf courses or burn them to the farking ground??


Oh those scottish scamps!
Electing Trump as their President then standing idly by whilst he fiddles the next election to make himself supreme dictator for life.

Oh no, that was some other country...
 
2 days ago  
Piss off Scotland?

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2 days ago  
Easy way to sate the Scots is simple; just send them some sheep and everything will be just fine
 
2 days ago  
Donald Trump has said he might leave the US if he loses the White House to Joe Biden next month. If so, he has just been handed the perfect place to eke out his final days - by playing golf on a new course in Aberdeenshire, his second in the area.

Russia doesn't have enough land to golf on? Last I checked, Scotland has an extradition treaty with us, and can bar him from the few McDonald's there.
 
2 days ago  
Aberdeenshire is a cold, wet, barren wasteland where sheep are sheep and men are men.  The man is his own worst enemy.

https://weatherspark.com/y/40128/Aver​a​ge-Weather-in-Balmedie-United-Kingdom-​Year-Round
 
2 days ago  

Ishkur: Oh yeah, that reminds me of the time I came up with the Trump Insult Generator.

Inspired by the wacky words of Scotland's twisty-tongued wordsmiths.


Nice....
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2 days ago  
FTFA:  "Environmentalists dismayed"

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Say what you will, but the Scots have real purty turns of phrase when it comes to insults.
 
2 days ago  
I'm confused. Trump divested from his business. What does this have to do with him? We all saw the folders.
 
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