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(TMZ)   Add Zachary Ty Bryan to the list of child actors who have failed at adulthood   (tmz.com) divider line
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4430 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 Oct 2020 at 9:17 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-17 6:31:23 PM  
Sounds like he needs less power.

/ for 6 months with good behavior
 
2020-10-17 6:34:07 PM  
That grin.
 
2020-10-17 6:35:14 PM  
I had no idea he was living in Eugene.

Also, we're evidently the same age.  I'm no paragon of health myself, but yikes.
 
2020-10-17 6:42:04 PM  
As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...
 
2020-10-17 6:44:41 PM  

radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...


So. Much. Cocaine.

As for age, yeah... I'm 38, and not perfect, but damn. Makes me feel like an Olympian.
 
2020-10-17 6:53:15 PM  

radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...


A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.
 
2020-10-17 7:10:05 PM  
Last time I saw him was in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift
 
2020-10-17 7:16:14 PM  

Bslim: Last time I saw him was in Fast and Furious: Tokyo Drift


As a speedbump.
 
2020-10-17 7:16:37 PM  

SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.


Like acting father, like acting son?
 
2020-10-17 7:16:50 PM  
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2020-10-17 7:20:48 PM  

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Odds that he's used "DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM?" at least once unironically?
 
2020-10-17 8:30:50 PM  
There was only one eyewitness to the crime

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2020-10-17 8:37:40 PM  

austerity101: I had no idea he was living in Eugene.

Also, we're evidently the same age.  I'm no paragon of health myself, but yikes.


Yeah, he's got some hard city miles. I'm at least 10 years older than him but I moisturize, FFS.
 
2020-10-17 8:42:08 PM  
Meanwhile, J.T.T

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2020-10-17 9:19:58 PM  
I hate to say it....but he LOOKS like a guy that would choke out (non-consensually) his girlfriend.
 
2020-10-17 9:30:21 PM  
Pretty sure he's a Trumper conservative like Tim Allen.
 
2020-10-17 9:32:46 PM  

SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.


Every once in a while I look up obscure former celebrities on Twitter.  I happened upon his a couple weeks ago and, well, it's a derp trainwreck.  https://twitter.com/ZTB
 
2020-10-17 9:41:46 PM  

mcnguyen: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Every once in a while I look up obscure former celebrities on Twitter.  I happened upon his a couple weeks ago and, well, it's a derp trainwreck.  https://twitter.com/ZTB


Zachery Ty Bryan (@ZTB) Tweeted:
The Feminist movement in a nutshell:

Feminist: "Men are trash"
Feminist: "Women are equal to men"

He's a father of 3 girls???
 
2020-10-17 9:42:21 PM  

mcnguyen: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Every once in a while I look up obscure former celebrities on Twitter.  I happened upon his a couple weeks ago and, well, it's a derp trainwreck.  https://twitter.com/ZTB


Wow. Just... wow.
 
2020-10-17 9:43:03 PM  

Bslim: Meanwhile, J.T.T

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He looks like he knows how to make a great latte.
 
2020-10-17 9:52:08 PM  

Bslim: Meanwhile, J.T.T

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I missed the episode where Randy is revealed to be Al's child, I'm sure Richard Karn said "I don't think so Tim." though.
 
2020-10-17 10:08:34 PM  
I knew that motherfarker didn't deserve Michelle Williams on Home Improvement.
 
2020-10-17 10:12:54 PM  
Why hasn't he gone on record about the child sex peddling in Hollywood? If anyone would know..
 
2020-10-17 10:12:55 PM  

SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.


Tim Allen is a bad influence.  Grunting like a gorilla isn't the best of fatherly traits.
 
2020-10-17 10:17:17 PM  
So far, JTT is the only of the three kids not to have gotten in trouble with the law.
 
2020-10-17 10:20:31 PM  

PaulRB: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Tim Allen is a bad influence.  Grunting like a gorilla isn't the best of fatherly traits.


Neither is being a conservative.
 
2020-10-17 10:31:28 PM  

Summoner101: PaulRB: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Tim Allen is a bad influence.  Grunting like a gorilla isn't the best of fatherly traits.

Neither is being a conservative.


True.  I assumed his conservative behavior comes from Tim Allen, the guy who did hard prison time for dealing drugs.   What is it about being conservative and going to jail?  Trump seems to have turned this into an art form - at least for all his employees.
 
2020-10-17 10:47:10 PM  
From a regular role on one of the top sitcoms in history to a crappy apartment in Eugene... whoa
 
2020-10-17 10:47:33 PM  

austerity101: I had no idea he was living in Eugene.

Also, we're evidently the same age.  I'm no paragon of health myself, but yikes.


Same. I thought he was older.
 
2020-10-17 10:53:43 PM  

rhodabear: mcnguyen: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Every once in a while I look up obscure former celebrities on Twitter.  I happened upon his a couple weeks ago and, well, it's a derp trainwreck.  https://twitter.com/ZTB

Zachery Ty Bryan (@ZTB) Tweeted:
The Feminist movement in a nutshell:
Feminist: "Men are trash"
Feminist: "Women are equal to men"

He's a father of 3 girls???


He shouldn't worry that feminists will tell his daughters that men are trash. They'll figure it out someday as they watch their trashy dad beat on their mom.
 
2020-10-17 11:09:06 PM  
IDK...sometime ya just have to choke a biatch
 
2020-10-17 11:18:47 PM  

Corn_Fed: So far, JTT is the only of the three kids not to have gotten in trouble with the law.


This situation is a far cry from driving high and having hash, though.

/ don't drive high, kids
 
2020-10-17 11:32:38 PM  
He looks like a Fox News presenter in his late 40s.
 
2020-10-17 11:58:32 PM  
He was shredded in his 20s.

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2020-10-18 12:30:13 AM  
how hard is it to have a shiatgob of money and not blow it? Aparrently really hard, judging from MC hammer and various lotto winners, but I dont see why. Did thay not have this plan?

1: Get shiatgob of money
2: dont lose money
3: live modestly and comfortably until you die.
 
2020-10-18 12:59:28 AM  
If I ever strangle my wife she would beat the crap out of me
 
2020-10-18 1:19:22 AM  
That "Home Improvement" Sound
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2020-10-18 1:49:59 AM  

Bslim: Meanwhile, J.T.T

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I happened to stay at small resort for an overlapping duration around the time his career was taking off as a child actor.  Massive entitlement/ego.  I hope it's toned down as maturity set it, but damn, brat doesn't begin to cover the bullshiat I saw.
 
2020-10-18 2:00:52 AM  

Bslim: Meanwhile, J.T.T

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Wow. Grossly entitled, sure, but he definitely retained the "cute" factor.
 
2020-10-18 2:13:47 AM  

Huck And Molly Ziegler: Bslim: Meanwhile, J.T.T

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Wow. Grossly entitled, sure, but he definitely retained the "cute" factor.


You think that's cute, here's the youngest one, Taran Noah Smith.

https://m.imdb.com/name/nm0810101/
 
2020-10-18 2:36:07 AM  
He really seems like a trump dumpster so this checks out.
 
2020-10-18 2:46:40 AM  

HighlanderRPI: There was only one eyewitness to the crime

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Maybe with a Ouija board and a ton of smelling salts.
 
2020-10-18 2:50:54 AM  
I heard this was the note he left in the apartment:

Went to jail.

Brad
 
2020-10-18 3:08:41 AM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: He was shredded in his 20s.[Fark user image image 640x960]


Guess all his money went into syringes instead if up his nose.
 
2020-10-18 3:12:47 AM  
Now that I think about it, this probably screwed the dude up more than anything.

Clean your teeth on my bones compilation
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2020-10-18 3:20:08 AM  

radiofreewill: Now that I think about it, this probably screwed the dude up more than anything.

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Oh, fark, that was stupid
 
2020-10-18 4:02:24 AM  
If you ever land a great job that doesn't require faking wealth, live poor and invest. A Kia will serve you better than a Ferrari in the long term.
 
7 days ago  

rhodabear: mcnguyen: SurfaceTension: radiofreewill: As if spending his formative years in the company of Tim Allen was sad enough...

A bit if googling reveals ZTB to be a huge Trumper.  Imagine that.

Every once in a while I look up obscure former celebrities on Twitter.  I happened upon his a couple weeks ago and, well, it's a derp trainwreck.  https://twitter.com/ZTB

Zachery Ty Bryan (@ZTB) Tweeted:
The Feminist movement in a nutshell:
Feminist: "Men are trash"
Feminist: "Women are equal to men"

He's a father of 3 girls???


Who he's going to raise to be submissive  women.
 
7 days ago  

Corn_Fed: So far, JTT is the only of the three kids not to have gotten in trouble with the law.


Yet tim Allen criticized him for leaving the show for a movie career.
 
7 days ago  

alechemist: Corn_Fed: So far, JTT is the only of the three kids not to have gotten in trouble with the law.

Yet tim Allen criticized him for leaving the show for a movie career.


Um, source?

Tim Allen and JTT starred in a movie together.
 
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