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(Twitter)   So apparently Maine had 5,000 miles of ocean stolen from them? And Trump gave it back?   (twitter.com) divider line
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6 days ago  
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6 days ago  
WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?
 
6 days ago  

OldRod: WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?


Environmental restrictions on fisheries is my guess.
 
6 days ago  
A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.
 
6 days ago  

GardenWeasel: OldRod: WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?

Environmental restrictions on fisheries is my guess.


It hadn't even had an effect yet, either.

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/tru​m​p-falsely-claims-obama-destroyed-maine​-lobster-industry/
 
6 days ago  
I used to think phrases like "Can you believe it?" and "Believe me!" were tells when he's lying.

Of course now I know that he's lying whether he says those or not.
 
6 days ago  
He stole it from Greenland.  It's the part that melted this summer.
 
6 days ago  
He stuffed a little bit at a time into his pockets. Watch the tapes.
 
6 days ago  
It didn't help lobster or fish industry at all
 
6 days ago  
Sounds like another trump tweet that should be followed with someone asking Donnie if he smells toast.
 
6 days ago  
or just give mayne back the ocean u dipshiat's ITS THERES
 
6 days ago  

nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.


Can we redo Africa with craggly fjords?
 
6 days ago  
God damn moron!

Does he realize that without those 5,000, trips to Europe were a lot shorter!?
 
6 days ago  
This will definitely improve the employment numbers.
 
6 days ago  
Oh boy, that means a "Sir!" story about lobsters is coming.
 
6 days ago  

Mike_LowELL: or just give mayne back the ocean u dipshiat's ITS THERES


Your write.
 
6 days ago  
Didn't Trump say yesterday or the day before that he gave the American dream to women.
 
6 days ago  

lindalouwho: GardenWeasel: OldRod: WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?

Environmental restrictions on fisheries is my guess.

It hadn't even had an effect yet, either.

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/trum​p-falsely-claims-obama-destroyed-maine​-lobster-industry/


Oh F*ck that noise. Climate change is destroying the lobster industry. A sanctuary can only help.

F*ck Trump and all his evil minions.
 
6 days ago  
Is this the section of ocean repeatedly and relentlessly attacked by Best Korea?
 
6 days ago  
White people in Novia Scotia and burning down buildings and terrorizing the local native population over lobster right now.  Not 1889.

Check it out.
 
6 days ago  
Driving the lobsters to extinction will be great for the fishermen!
 
6 days ago  

MrBallou: I used to think phrases like "Can you believe it?" and "Believe me!" were tells when he's lying.

Of course now I know that he's lying whether he says those or not.


The only time you know he's telling the truth, is when he says something to the effect of "a lot of people don't know", because he's very recently been told something everyone else already knows.
 
6 days ago  
Also Hillary replaced all the air in Alabama with cow farts.  I put it back!  Hunter Biden reversed gravity in Tennessee and I restored it!  Kamala Harris made all the trees in California grow upside down, so I burned them all!
 
6 days ago  
One factor that hit Maine hard was Trump's tarrifs on China. In retaliation, on July 6, 2018, China slapped tariffs on a number of U.S. products, including lobster. The yarrifs, which went as high as 35%, dropped to 30% this year. So China, which enjoys its Maine lobster, began buying from Canada instead, a big blow to the Maine industry.

Here is my shocked face.
 
6 days ago  
Don't know which is worst .. Him being stupid enough to say it , or them being stupid enough to believe it ..
 
6 days ago  
You see that moon?  That wasn't there before I took over.  I gave you that!
 
6 days ago  

nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.


Actually, there is a problem with drawing and measuring coastline:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coast​l​ine_paradox

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6 days ago  

MrBallou: I used to think phrases like "Can you believe it?" and "Believe me!" were tells when he's lying.

Of course now I know that he's lying whether he says those or not.


As dumb as it sounds a sizable percentage of people will actually believe those phrases.
 
6 days ago  

eurotrader: Sounds like another trump tweet that should be followed with someone asking Donnie if he smells toast.


Somebody should just create a bot that auto-replies "Do you smell toast?" to every Trump tweet.  It would just save everybody a lot of time.
 
6 days ago  
Again with the "lock them up chants"?

How well did that work out for you tards last time? How many of Dotard's criminal friends got locked up? Who was impeached?

Dotard had complete control of Congress and the White House for two years and has had the full power of the DOJ and FBI, etc for almost four years...so surely Clinton, Obama, Biden, and everyone else from the previous administration has been locked up, right!?!

There are people who live in mud huts that have never seen a book that are smarter than these morons. I sincerely wonder how they dress themselves, find any kind of employment, feed themselves, and aren't like this guy:
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6 days ago  
This .gif dates back to at least 2004, and yet, I've never had as many uses for it as I have this year:

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6 days ago  
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Because "MAGA loves the blacks."
 
6 days ago  

ColonelCathcart: nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.

Actually, there is a problem with drawing and measuring coastline:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastl​ine_paradox

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Too much math, but I get the point
 
6 days ago  
1) No, they didn't.
2) No, he didn't.
 
6 days ago  

namegoeshere: lindalouwho: GardenWeasel: OldRod: WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?

Environmental restrictions on fisheries is my guess.

It hadn't even had an effect yet, either.

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/trum​p-falsely-claims-obama-destroyed-maine​-lobster-industry/

Oh F*ck that noise. Climate change is destroying the lobster industry. A sanctuary can only help.

F*ck Trump and all his evil minions.


Fishing sanctuaries are fantastic. One dollar of investment into them brings in twenty dollars of returns. Most result in higher profits for fishermen within five years. Gotta work to make sure fishermen can take the losses long enough to let the benefits set in, which is difficult, but long term it's the best option for them.
 
6 days ago  
This was funny.. the lock Hillary chant was cute too. You are in charge bro, go for it.
 
6 days ago  

MrBallou: I used to think phrases like "Can you believe it?" and "Believe me!" were tells when he's lying.

Of course now I know that he's lying whether he says those or not.


How do you know when Trump is lying?

Because he hasn't yet been kicked to death in a prison cell.
 
6 days ago  

mrshowrules: Mike_LowELL: or just give mayne back the ocean u dipshiat's ITS THERES

Your write.


I read that in Borat's voice.
 
6 days ago  
We'll Blow Up the Ocean!
Youtube WGqQDn14kh4
 
6 days ago  

nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.


lol I doubt Trump has ever heard of the coastline paradox. He probably is unable to understand a concept like a fractal.
 
6 days ago  
Remember teh Maine!
 
6 days ago  
5,000 miles of ocean stolen?  Sounds like something from "Where in the USA is Carmen Sandiego"
 
6 days ago  

recombobulator: Also Hillary replaced all the air in Alabama with cow farts.  I put it back!  Hunter Biden reversed gravity in Tennessee and I restored it!  Kamala Harris made all the trees in California grow upside down, so I burned them all!


I came up with the three-way and soup.  You're welcome.
 
6 days ago  

Vermithrax Perjorative: mrshowrules: Mike_LowELL: or just give mayne back the ocean u dipshiat's ITS THERES

Your write.

I read that in Borat's voice.


Very nice.
 
6 days ago  

12349876: Driving the lobsters to extinction will be great for the fishermen!


It certainly worked wonders for the Atlantic cod fishery.
 
6 days ago  
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6 days ago  

namegoeshere: lindalouwho: GardenWeasel: OldRod: WTF is he talking about?  Is this about lobsters or something?

Environmental restrictions on fisheries is my guess.

It hadn't even had an effect yet, either.

https://www.factcheck.org/2020/06/trum​p-falsely-claims-obama-destroyed-maine​-lobster-industry/

Oh F*ck that noise. Climate change is destroying the lobster industry. A sanctuary can only help.

F*ck Trump and all his evil minions.


This! The lobster are migrating north towards more favorable conditions. Nove Scotia's harvest has been growing steadily.
 
6 days ago  

tbhouston: This was funny.. the lock Hillary chant was cute too. You are in charge bro, go for it.


My favorite go to lines are

Hillary: Trump is president, he could direct the doj to file charges and arrest hillary then hold a trial, he hasn't in four years.

The wall/immigration/ACA: Republicans controlled the legislative and executive for two years and could have passed funding for the wall or ACA reformation without a single democrat vote, they passed tax cuts for the wealthy instead.

I get it if you're racist or wealthy and don't want to help others so you vote trump but if you're not, why?
 
6 days ago  

Unobtanium: nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.

Can we redo Africa with craggly fjords?


Nah, sorry, wouldn't be realistic.

Need huge glaciers running to se to make those things.
 
6 days ago  

SumoJeb: nekom: A lot of people don't realize this but there's a HUGE problem in measuring coastline.  Not that I think trump has any idea but it depends on resolution.  I could give Maine 30 billion miles of coastline if I want to draw that map.

lol I doubt Trump has ever heard of the coastline paradox. He probably is unable to understand a concept like a fractal.


Trump hears about a paradox and wonders where they both are.
 
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