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(Daily Mail)   US reports 69,000 new COVID infections in just 24 hours. What are we winning again?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-17 5:21:17 PM  
The race to the death
 
2020-10-17 5:43:55 PM  
Do we have to do the Daily Mail?
 
2020-10-17 6:07:25 PM  
We're certainly #1 worldwide! Thanks Trump!
 
2020-10-17 6:13:50 PM  
69...giggity.
 
2020-10-17 6:16:45 PM  
Nice x 1000?
 
2020-10-17 6:17:42 PM  
You're great at the Covid
 
2020-10-17 6:17:54 PM  
[V3] Corona race meme (covid-19 growth by country)
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/India's still serious competition, but I have faith we can win the race!
 
2020-10-17 6:18:18 PM  
OFFS!

This could have been avoided.

The disability claims are going to be astronomical.

Unless they decide they're not going to cover them.
 
2020-10-17 6:19:38 PM  
My mom (who turns 60 in 9 days) just got over a mild case.  So far my little brother is testing negative, but they both still have to quarantine for another week...when we're all gathering in her town in western ND to celebrate her birthday(wearing masks, the whole 9 yards, I know I know).
 
2020-10-17 6:20:23 PM  
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2020-10-17 6:20:29 PM  
Don't know. Played golf & drank beer in the sunshine.  Tacos with margaritas afterwards at the bar.
 
2020-10-17 6:20:49 PM  
Great, now I doubt the United States of America even exists since it's the Daily Fail...
 
2020-10-17 6:21:33 PM  
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2020-10-17 6:23:49 PM  
Also, how many people actually live in Montana, Wyoming, and Nebraska? It's like a total of 500 people and majority Trumpers sooo who cares?  Hell, now I want healthcare funding completely cut off for those states just to be spiteful for supporting Trump.
 
2020-10-17 6:25:14 PM  
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2020-10-17 6:25:48 PM  
I guess I'll have to start making my graphics again, although the "liberal" MSM has recently caught on and started stealing the idea(s)
 
2020-10-17 6:26:58 PM  
Only 577 new cases in New Mexico, unlike the 819 new cases (a record number) for yesterday.  Only one death today, unlike the six deaths yesterday (including a teenage girl in the southeast plague zone, an age-based record).

September 17 was 159 new cases.  Farking idiots decided they had to go visit family for Labor Day, and more farking idiots decided they absolutely had to cram into bars and restaurants to eat indoors.
 
2020-10-17 6:29:01 PM  
Not even close, the Vatican is killing it.

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/try harder, Andorra!
 
2020-10-17 6:29:03 PM  

Zevon's Evil Twin: OFFS!

This could have been avoided.

The disability claims are going to be astronomical.

Unless they decide they're not going to cover them.


Bingo.
 
2020-10-17 6:31:41 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Not even close, the Vatican is killing it.

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/try harder, Andorra!


Holy See...t
 
2020-10-17 6:31:55 PM  

Tarl3k: My mom (who turns 60 in 9 days) just got over a mild case.  So far my little brother is testing negative, but they both still have to quarantine for another week...when we're all gathering in her town in western ND to celebrate her birthday(wearing masks, the whole 9 yards, I know I know).


Actually you only need  2 yards  (6 feet).  But 9 is safer I guess.
 
2020-10-17 6:32:55 PM  
We're certainly a lock for a Darwin Award.
 
2020-10-17 6:33:13 PM  
I wish the USA didn;t exist

BIGLY
 
2020-10-17 6:35:02 PM  
Dickhead Trump* is having a rally on Monday at our airport here in Tucson.
Our mayor sent Trump* a letter asking him to abide by restrictions/requirements in place both to protect people and set a good example.
I fully expect it to be a shiatshow with little regard for safety and because of that new infections that could have been avoided will happen because Trump* and his base are complete farking idiots.
 
2020-10-17 6:35:26 PM  

cretinbob: The race to the death


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2020-10-17 6:35:33 PM  

E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I wish the USA didn;t exist

BIGLY


We know


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2020-10-17 6:36:26 PM  
Blood on the Risers (Gory Gory What a Helluva Way to Die)
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2020-10-17 6:40:47 PM  

Mad_Radhu: Nice x 1000?


No, divided by 50 states
 
2020-10-17 6:41:05 PM  
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2020-10-17 6:41:14 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I wish the USA didn;t exist

BIGLY

We know


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Except the people burning it to the ground are all Republicans.

You can't explain that!
 
2020-10-17 6:42:29 PM  
But it's a hoax.

Masks inking on mah feedumz.

Trump says no one gets it but old people.

You're sheep.

It's just like a flu.

Vaccination is against my religion.

If any of the above So in like you, and you wish to vote, please go to the polls on election day. Do not mail your ballot
Trump said so.
 
2020-10-17 6:43:40 PM  
How's the woman's March going? Still doing massive marches to DC?
 
2020-10-17 6:44:32 PM  
 
2020-10-17 6:45:25 PM  
Why can't I find any bleach at the store!?
 
2020-10-17 6:46:03 PM  

KungFuJunkie: Why can't I find any bleach at the store!?


Its all being used for injections.
 
2020-10-17 6:47:16 PM  
This didn't have to happen. But like so many issues in America, it's decided by the farking "it dudn't affect me, and might help someone else, so it's bullshiat" people.
 
2020-10-17 6:47:40 PM  
Sigh.... all I want is some fondue or Korean bbq... you know, the things that suck to make at home. Guess I'll just have to learn to recreate the experience at home. The really sad thing is, I'm noticing the savings of "the lock-down." I'm becoming a better cook, better brewer, etc. Even when this is over it will be hard to get back to "normal."

Who am I kidding, bring on the vax, I'm tried of cooking/cleaning/planning/shopping/sto​ring.
 
2020-10-17 6:49:52 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I wish the USA didn;t exist

BIGLY

We know


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Zeb, are you even trying anymore? I'm a little disappointed.
 
2020-10-17 6:50:52 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Don't know. Played golf & drank beer in the sunshine.  Tacos with margaritas afterwards at the bar.


Good. I'm glad to hear that.
 
2020-10-17 6:51:11 PM  
What are we winning again?

American exceptionalism apparently.
 
2020-10-17 6:52:08 PM  

Reverend J: Zeb Hesselgresser: E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease: I wish the USA didn;t exist

BIGLY

We know


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Zeb, are you even trying anymore? I'm a little disappointed.


It's as if there wasn't even any straw left so he drew a stick figure with a crayon and an arrow pointing to it with a label: "YUO"
 
2020-10-17 6:52:10 PM  
My god.... the stupidity in this thread is a nice example of why our numbers are spiking again.
 
2020-10-17 6:58:40 PM  

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2020-10-17 7:01:07 PM  
Texas will surpass California in total number of infections in about three days, and has half the population of California.

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The rest of the world is beginning to see their second waves, and the data has been clear for months: virtually every first world country is better than the U.S. in slowing the spread. It can only get worse and worse as we move into flu season.

I have about two months of food, and I'm still buying more. We're looking at a resurgence of Covid-19 + flu AND a second wave of political violence ahead of us. Be well; prepare.
 
2020-10-17 7:01:36 PM  

NM Volunteer: Only 577 new cases in New Mexico, unlike the 819 new cases (a record number) for yesterday.  Only one death today, unlike the six deaths yesterday (including a teenage girl in the southeast plague zone, an age-based record).

September 17 was 159 new cases.  Farking idiots decided they had to go visit family for Labor Day, and more farking idiots decided they absolutely had to cram into bars and restaurants to eat indoors.


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2020-10-17 7:01:51 PM  
I've no time for this these days. Please, I can't repeat it enough...

Stay home, if at all possible. If you can't stay home, wear a mask, practice social distancing, and carry hand sanitizer with you. If you have to bring stuff back home, practice sterile procedure. If you have to let people who don't live in your home into your home, ensure that they wear a mask, practice social distancing, and use hand sanitizer.

Don't be "paranoid," but do be aware of the risks involved, especially if you or anyone with whom you're in regular contact is in one of the high-risk groups. Don't be fearful; be responsible. You are now responsible not just for your own health, but for the health of those for whom you love & care. Don't be an idiot.
 
2020-10-17 7:02:57 PM  

mofa: Texas will surpass California in total number of infections in about three days, and has half the population of California.

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The rest of the world is beginning to see their second waves, and the data has been clear for months: virtually every first world country is better than the U.S. in slowing the spread. It can only get worse and worse as we move into flu season.

I have about two months of food, and I'm still buying more. We're looking at a resurgence of Covid-19 + flu AND a second wave of political violence ahead of us. Be well; prepare.


I bought a shotgun and a case of ammo. Plan is to hold the shotgun while sitting on the ammo. I think I'll be fine.
 
2020-10-17 7:05:26 PM  

FormlessOne: I've no time for this these days. Please, I can't repeat it enough...

Stay home, if at all possible. If you can't stay home, wear a mask, practice social distancing, and carry hand sanitizer with you. If you have to bring stuff back home, practice sterile procedure. If you have to let people who don't live in your home into your home, ensure that they wear a mask, practice social distancing, and use hand sanitizer.

Don't be "paranoid," but do be aware of the risks involved, especially if you or anyone with whom you're in regular contact is in one of the high-risk groups. Don't be fearful; be responsible. You are now responsible not just for your own health, but for the health of those for whom you love & care. Don't be an idiot.


"But this is free country and is nice out so i have to go out to the thing- naggana be a coward."  

-every asshole every day for the last 8 months.
 
2020-10-17 7:05:54 PM  
Good thing at least Europe is...oh. How inconvenient.

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2020-10-17 7:06:33 PM  

mofa: Texas will surpass California in total number of infections in about three days, and has half the population of California.

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The rest of the world is beginning to see their second waves, and the data has been clear for months: virtually every first world country is better than the U.S. in slowing the spread. It can only get worse and worse as we move into flu season.

I have about two months of food, and I'm still buying more. We're looking at a resurgence of Covid-19 + flu AND a second wave of political violence ahead of us. Be well; prepare.


New infections have slowed down in the San Francisco Bay Area, however Southern CA has gone full Trump with zero masks or social distancing. Hence why the rate of covid infections in CA has not declined completely and still on a plateau.  I do not want to imagine what is happening in Texas. Today, I will barbecue with my neighbors in our 6 person social bubble and tomorrow I will go on a hike. I'm ignoring the stupidity of the rest of this country after the results of the 2020 election.
 
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