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2020-10-17 1:48:59 PM  
I always suspected Boris Johnson had crabs.
 
2020-10-17 5:16:23 PM  

gopher321: I always suspected Boris Johnson had crabs.


And crabs have Piers Morgan - poor bastards
 
2020-10-17 5:58:38 PM  
Did the crab pull out a knife?
 
2020-10-17 6:00:59 PM  
Nix don't work anymore?
 
2020-10-17 7:21:37 PM  
Note to self. When attending a crab boil, proper guest etiquette is to bring tongs.
 
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2020-10-17 7:21:38 PM  
Oh no, he was definitely eaten after that.
 
2020-10-17 7:34:22 PM  
Don't blame the little decapod, I would pinch the snozz out of any one to get out of boiling water.
 
2020-10-17 7:45:00 PM  
Some good thinking happening there...
 
2020-10-17 9:02:02 PM  
That's the least you deserve for boiling something alive, so... with a little luck, the launch into the cabinet door handle killed it.

tl;dr
Ha, you bastage!
 
2020-10-17 10:15:08 PM  
He learned that trick reading about boiling frogs.
 
2020-10-18 2:07:31 AM  
What is zis?

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2020-10-18 3:23:42 AM  
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2020-10-18 2:02:49 PM  

Sub Human: Don't blame the little decapod, I would pinch the snozz out of any one to get out of boiling water.


sounds like a tetrapod viewpoint.
 
2020-10-19 1:58:46 AM  
My mother had a habit of releasing blue crabs into the bathroom while I was taking a shower. I had some satisfaction in seeing those suckers die in the pot.

But as I grew older I decided I liked animals (enough not to kill bugs on sight, but not enough to give up meat) so I learned how to kill crabs and lobsters humanely from a guy I dated who would hunt them in the kelp beds.
 
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