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6789 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2020 at 2:25 PM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-17 12:26:02 PM  
More importantly oooga booga---this is why we should never have reasonable bail for poor people accused of crimes, because of this one guy right here this one time and we should lock up the poors and be afraid.
 
2020-10-17 2:32:42 PM  
It's either in the blood, as subby suggests, or this guy perhaps wants three hots and a cot.
 
2020-10-17 2:45:38 PM  
 loaded into the stolen SUV were laundry bags from a nearby hotel. He was also found in possession of suspected methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia

Grand theft auto, meth, and laundry.

Checks out.

Powerful stimulants are about the only way I can get my laundry done.
 
2020-10-17 2:45:43 PM  
So you've got to live up to your name
Or else I'll put you to shame, listen!
If you say you a selector
You a fe have good selection
A-and I say if you say you a de special
Man I say I want to know your potential
You a say you a madness
You a say you a de best
But when I put you 'pon you feet
A-some a-some a say you can't play de beat
And I hear you say a Clash a you ruler
Say a Clash sound cooler, eh!
Say a Clash sound sweeter
And now-a-days man a measure mile in a meter, eh!
Live up to your name
Or else you die in shame
A-and a so me say fe live up to your name
A so me tell you say you die in shame
Some a dem a bodysnatcher
Some a dem a barracuda, eh!
But who a know fe me Jah Jah
Fe me Jah a me creator, eh!
Flying saucers, rock-and-roll
Natty Dread a fe be in control
It's all in the whirlwind
I say you've gone with the blockhead
A-and I say me say dat some a dem a Sex Pistol
Nipple erectors
A so me tell you set dem still up on a corner
An a who on a farm
And I'll tell you 'bout the X-generation
Me know dem a victimed
'Cause dem no know fe me sweet Jah Jah, eh!
Clash a you ruler
Say a Clash sound cooler
A-and I tell you say a Clash sound sweeter
And now-a-days man measure mile in a meter
A none a dem deh measure gallon in a liter
And I tell you say me know dem a cheat ya
'Cause when you living inna fame
You got to live up to your name
Or else a suffer and you die inna shame
And I tell you say it's all in the game, eh!
Some a say dem a selector
Dem a fe have good selection
Or else deh moving in the wrong direction
And deh no know dis a reggae vibration
A-and a so me say a Clash a you ruler
And dis ya one a say it a musically cooler, eh!
Me say fe live up to your name
Or else you suffer and you die inna shame
'Cause when you living inna fame
A so me tell you say it's all in the game
And so me talkin' about
Specials and Madness beats,
Big body snatcher, selector, eh!
Flying saucers, rock-and-roll
See you gone in the whirlwind
A-and I tell you say, a you a de blockhead
And some will tell you dat you dreader than dread
And a-some a say a Clash a you ruler
See a Clash sound cooler, aaaye!
Clash sound sweeter
Man a measure mile in a metre, eh!
When you living inna fame
You got to live up to your name
Or else you suffer and you die inna shame
It's all in the game, eh!
This is the game of life
We no wa' no strife
Game of life
We no wa' no strife, no no
Don't, no no no no
 
2020-10-17 2:52:04 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: More importantly oooga booga---this is why we should never have reasonable bail for poor people accused of crimes, because of this one guy right here this one time and we should lock up the poors and be afraid.


Duh...that's why it's on Fox.
 
2020-10-17 3:07:04 PM  

Prof. Frink: Garza and the Supermutants: More importantly oooga booga---this is why we should never have reasonable bail for poor people accused of crimes, because of this one guy right here this one time and we should lock up the poors and be afraid.

Duh...that's why it's on Fox.


So your ideal news outlet would choose to not publish this story because...?
 
2020-10-17 3:10:32 PM  

Wendigogo: It's either in the blood, as subby suggests, or this guy perhaps wants three hots and a cot.


Or stealing hotel laundry is his fetish.

/NTTAWWT
 
2020-10-17 3:21:27 PM  
Oh, I get it - Lawrence. Funny.
 
2020-10-17 3:33:12 PM  
Aptronym.  We don't get to use that word often enough.  I've always wanted to be "Mr. Haswaytoomuchmoney" myself.
 
2020-10-17 3:37:50 PM  
Tangential csb, one of my kids has a classmate named Peyote. Mother's name is Sativa. And they are exactly the type of people you might be imagining. Sadly the boy is special needs due to a mother that's a heavy drug user and alcoholic. Maybe that's a silver lining, being that the poor kid won't realize all the crap the other kids give him over his parents' choice of names.
 
2020-10-17 3:57:04 PM  
Nobody wants to comment on TFA's headline?
"NJ man arrested less than an hour after being released on earlier bust"

I've been accused of early release on a bust.
 
2020-10-17 4:40:46 PM  
He was released again later right?
 
2020-10-17 4:51:15 PM  
Jersey Man.
 
2020-10-17 5:31:40 PM  

DRTFA: Nobody wants to comment on TFA's headline?
"NJ man arrested less than an hour after being released on earlier bust"

I've been accused of early release on a bust.


In New Jersey?

do-not-want.png
 
2020-10-17 5:40:16 PM  
Beastiality Carter has been nothing but kind to animals.
 
2020-10-17 5:40:47 PM  
Stealing hotel laundry and ransacking a firefighters personal property? Meth is one helluva purple monkey dishwasher.
 
2020-10-17 6:12:03 PM  
Faux News and no mugshot? My first thought: probably a white perp.
Checked other sites: confirmed
I have not once been incorrect about this presumption. Good ol' Fox!

Also:
Fox not racist but #1 with racists.jpg
I looked at the comments ray.jpg
 
2020-10-17 6:42:40 PM  
There's no cure for Stupid.
 
2020-10-17 7:45:40 PM  
I wish Fark would stop posting Fox "News" links.
 
2020-10-17 10:02:47 PM  
Fairfield police Lt. Antonio Granata said Lawrence Crook, 37, of Jersey City, was charged

Hello Muddah, hello Faddah
Please send bribes to, Cop Granata
 
6 days ago  
Granata said police were called to a condo complex for a report of a male acting suspicious

What do they think the man suspicious about?
 
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