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(NPR)   So, that NY Post Hunter Biden laptop story? It was written by an ex-Hannity producer. Any more red flags, and it's going to look like a Soviet May Day parade   (npr.org) divider line
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3 days ago  
Smells like bullshiat to me!
 
3 days ago  
Upvoting for the headline. Well done Subby!
 
3 days ago  
It already does, subby. It already does.
 
3 days ago  
Wow. You guys are really, REALLY inept. Like...Ineption levels of ineptness.
 
3 days ago  
Seems about right, subby.

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3 days ago  
I'm actually impressed by how utterly and completely useless and inept these clowns are. Truly. I'm going to stand up at my desk and applaud as soon as I submit this. It's stunning. They're trying so goddamn hard to find an equivalent "Comey & the E-Mails" story to drop on Biden before November 3, and they can't do it because there isn't anything. Hunter Biden has problems, but at least we can all be confident that if Biden wins in two weeks, he won't be giving his son any high-level jobs in his administration.

If this clownshoes operation gets any more circus-y, I'm going to think Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are behind it.
 
3 days ago  
Now do HalfScoop.
Or I'm Eric.
Or Ivanka.
Or Jared.
Or Tiffany.
Or Melania.
Or Guifoyle.
Or....

You could investigate any of the turds in Trump's orbit and they'd all be smellier than Hunter Biden.
 
3 days ago  
Next thing you know, it'll turn out the story follows, beat by beat, the plot of a novel the writer's father self-published ten years ago.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
Probably fake but if the texts are real, it is going to change how people think about Joe Biden.  Instead of just voting for him, they will want to volunteer and donate to his campaign as well.
 
3 days ago  
I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.
 
3 days ago  
They forgot to do continuity editing.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  

Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.


Dear, how do I put this delicately?  Beau is dead.  And he was in the military, so he was in the government.  You mean Hunter - or you have the weirdest boner for necromantic bestiality.
 
3 days ago  

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These guys are just unbelievably bad at this.
 
3 days ago  

phalamir: Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.

Dear, how do I put this delicately?  Beau is dead.  And he was in the military, so he was in the government.  You mean Hunter - or you have the weirdest boner for necromantic bestiality.


I absolutely meant Hunter. Sorry, the morning coffee hadn't kicked in yet.
 
3 days ago  
But tell me more about this necromantic bestiality since we are on the subject.
 
3 days ago  
It is quite vile and disgusting to go after a candidate's family like this.

I hope the GOP enjoys it in the future.  All their relatives are now fair game.

Mitch's wife sure has a lot of connections to China.
 
3 days ago  

Professor_Doctor: But tell me more about this necromantic bestiality since we are on the subject.


How warm is the body?
 
3 days ago  
The social media giants soon found themselves on the defensive

Puh-leeze.  Facebook and Twitter can pull the plug on this circus any time they feel like it.  The fact that they haven't is what's going to get them regulated.  And they deserve it.  Multi-billion dollar lawsuits are in order.
 
2 days ago  
That's it. I'm not voting for Hunter Biden. Unless he's running against one of the Trump kids in 2028.
 
2 days ago  
-_-

Yup. That was my surprised face.

/Something tangled web something something decieve.
 
2 days ago  
The texts where Biden tells his son that he loves him.  the republicans,i and think this shows weakness?  really?

Fellas,is it gay to let your child know that you care about them?
 
2 days ago  
Anyone who watched Scooby-do or Josie and the Pussycats can work out what's going on here. In about five minutes.
Yanking Rudy's mask off just reveals another Rudy however.
 
2 days ago  

phalamir: Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.

Dear, how do I put this delicately?  Beau is dead.  And he was in the military, so he was in the government.  You mean Hunter - or you have the weirdest boner for necromantic bestiality.


SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality - A Homestuck Song
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2 days ago  
And now the press is pushing the idea that Biden is just as bad as Trump regarding journalists, because he's pissed that they took this BS story smearing his son, and gave it validity.

They just don't learn.
 
2 days ago  
Airplane Movie Mayday
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2 days ago  

Coco LaFemme: I'm actually impressed by how utterly and completely useless and inept these clowns are.


They don't actually have to be competent because the base they are pandering to are drooling idiots.
 
2 days ago  
Hunter is basically your friends older brother, who was 26, still living at home, and hooked you up with weed, if he never cleaned up his shiat.

The Trump children are sociopaths.
 
2 days ago  
Ex hannity producer you say? Wonder what's going to happen after the election...

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2 days ago  
If you are going to forge a nasty story in an election, at least make the scandal a) illegal and b) about the candidate.
 
2 days ago  

JudgeSmails: The texts where Biden tells his son that he loves him.  the republicans,i and think this shows weakness?  really?

Fellas,is it gay to let your child know that you care about them?


For Trump?  Yes, yes it is.  Except for that first daughter thing.
 
2 days ago  

JudgeSmails: The texts where Biden tells his son that he loves him.  the republicans,i and think this shows weakness?  really?

Fellas,is it gay to let your child know that you care about them?


Obviously not but the fact that the GOP consider any expression of love or empathy as weakness does kind of go a long way to explaining how they voted in a sociopath incapable of either.

This Hunter stuff is going to backfire.

Most sane people get that these communication portray Hunter and especially Joe in a very good light.

It also makes their shoddy manufactured outrage look like the actually outrageous violation of privacy and decency it very much is.

Going on the offense is the obvious play here.

So far Joe himself has played D and let surrogates make this argument.

Let's see how that plays out.
 
2 days ago  
It's amazing the audacity of these people. They get caught trying to fabricate a scandal on Joe Biden and then they expect us to believe in the scandal they get caught fabricating.
 
2 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: The social media giants soon found themselves on the defensive

Puh-leeze.  Facebook and Twitter can pull the plug on this circus any time they feel like it.  The fact that they haven't is what's going to get them regulated.  And they deserve it.  Multi-billion dollar lawsuits are in order.


Let's start with a claim for, oh, $1000 for every post, share, like, or otherwise positive amplification of plague-rat disinformation directly counter to public health and go from there.
 
2 days ago  

Zerochance: And now the press is pushing the idea that Biden is just as bad as Trump regarding journalists, because he's pissed that they took this BS story smearing his son, and gave it validity.

They just don't learn.


Yup. They don't want to learn

They also claim they don't want to make the story about them (which is part of why they wouldn't ever challenge Trump) but really they just farking love playing victim
 
2 days ago  

Purple_Urkle: phalamir: Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.

Dear, how do I put this delicately?  Beau is dead.  And he was in the military, so he was in the government.  You mean Hunter - or you have the weirdest boner for necromantic bestiality.

[YouTube video: SadoMasoPedoRoboNecroBestiality - A Homestuck Song]


That is precious.
 
2 days ago  

EL EM: Anyone who watched Scooby-do or Josie and the Pussycats can work out what's going on here. In about five minutes.
Yanking Rudy's mask off just reveals another Rudy however.


That just gave me a horror image of that scene in Being John Malkovitch where everyone is John Malkovitch, except they're all Rudy Giuliani.

I may never sleep again.
 
2 days ago  
Imagine all those emails and phone calls they made between each other leading up to the big reveal
 
2 days ago  
It is both hilarious and sad that they actually thought THIS would be the game winning october surprise. And that they are actually shocked its NOT getting the traction they assumed it would.
 
2 days ago  

LarryDan43: Imagine all those emails and phone calls they made between each other leading up to the big reveal


I bet they even used a private server!!1!
 
2 days ago  
Is Zodiac still trying to drag Jack in front of Congress for removing the article from Twitter?
 
2 days ago  

Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.


Scandalous allegations manufactured by the GOP haven't given anything concrete for almost 20 years. I don't know why we are acting surprised now. The smart Liars got out of the game before they got caught. Now you are down to the second tier bottom feeders and they aren't very good at lying.

Unfortunately their constituency has such a strong cult-like devotion that it doesn't matter if the lies are half-assed. That is the part that is truly depressing.
 
2 days ago  

Tryfan: It is both hilarious and sad that they actually thought THIS would be the game winning october surprise. And that they are actually shocked its NOT getting the traction they assumed it would.


It is hilarious and sad that every time they throw shiat at the wall *I* think this may be the game winning October surprise for them.
 
2 days ago  

Professor_Doctor: I could really give two shiats if there are videos of Beau farking an underaged sheep.

He's not in the government and all the scandalous reports cooked up by Republicans haven't shown any wrongdoing beyond the universal practice of having last name connections, which, hey, if that's the case, there's some WH employees who will blow your mind.


Everyone knows that sheep lie ..
 
2 days ago  
History will prove that in a swamp full of sleazy characters, Giuliani was the worst. I rate his sleaze as 9/11.
 
2 days ago  

I want that sauce Morty!: It's amazing the audacity of these people. They get caught trying to fabricate a scandal on Joe Biden and then they expect us to believe in the scandal they get caught fabricating.


I have a relative who gets furious when we don't believe the obvious lies he tells.  That sounds exactly like the Republicans right about now.  The difference is my relative suffers from a combination of developmental disabilities and mental health problems.  I love my troubled relative--he didn't ask to be born that way--but I sure don't want him running the country.
 
2 days ago  
When it's so obviously an attempt at an October Surprise, no one is surprised. Hey, president Nielsen Ratings: your audience is bored of reruns.
 
2 days ago  

gunga galunga: Is Zodiac still trying to drag Jack in front of Congress for removing the article from Twitter?


Ajit Pai is on the case.
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So the internet is doomed.
 
2 days ago  

Marcus Aurelius: Professor_Doctor: But tell me more about this necromantic bestiality since we are on the subject.

How warm is the body?


It doesn't have to be warm, just pliable.

I've read on the internets.
 
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