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(Komo)   Poh-Tae-Toes. Boil em, mash em, throw them at your Ex. Wait, what?   ( divider line
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1841 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2020 at 9:20 AM (7 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-10-17 5:00:24 AM  
Nice headline, Subby.
2020-10-17 6:11:32 AM  
I would think he'd be throwing them at Dan Quayle.
2020-10-17 7:16:45 AM  
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"This spud's for YOU!"
2020-10-17 9:21:01 AM  
Never go full potato.
2020-10-17 9:23:02 AM  
Seems like more of an Idaho thing.
2020-10-17 9:23:05 AM  
Obviously, this was an instant potato mix travesty.

No real chef who skins, cooks, and dresses their own potatoes is just going to throw them away over a lover.
2020-10-17 9:33:59 AM  
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2020-10-17 9:41:18 AM  
Definitely not Latvian.
2020-10-17 9:46:21 AM  
potatoes are what we eat - deathstalker and warriors from hell
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2020-10-17 9:49:21 AM  
yakima? yeah, this checks out.
2020-10-17 9:53:30 AM  
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2020-10-17 9:57:44 AM  
Greatest taters conversation
Karl and Gollum talk taters.
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2020-10-17 9:59:28 AM  
I chuckled at headline. Good subby. Good subby.
2020-10-17 10:13:47 AM  
"he locked a woman out of her home"

"as she was walking back to her shed."

It seems like there is a hell of a lot of information missing from this story!
2020-10-17 10:22:29 AM  
They're potatoes, for my family...
2020-10-17 10:35:22 AM  
Why arnt the Irish up in arms over this???
2020-10-17 10:39:01 AM  
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

2020-10-17 10:47:29 AM  
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2020-10-17 10:48:37 AM  
One of my buddies worked at a produce packing plant in high school. His then-girlfriend cheated on him and broke up with him. There may have been a "drive by fruiting" of her (parents') house as a result with spoiled fruit from the back of the plant.
2020-10-17 10:57:46 AM  
What are you in for?

I killed a guy

I robbed a bank

I threw a potato at my girlfriend
2020-10-17 12:28:07 PM  
Don'tchya like my Spud Gun?
2020-10-17 12:41:49 PM  
Ch-ch-ch-Chive Talkin'.....
2020-10-17 12:47:23 PM  
I'm pretty sure Rule 34 applies to spud hurling.
2020-10-17 1:40:57 PM  
she's lucky he didn't get a poh-tae-TOW from the nearby Yakima training center

/have a topographic map of the place somewhere in the basement
//wasn't a fan
///not much cover if you need to poo
2020-10-17 2:50:24 PM  
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2020-10-17 4:44:35 PM  

jtown: Seems like more of an Idaho thing.

Christopher Titus' mom's second husband got a face full of boiled potatoes, after he threw Thanksgiving dinner on the ground because it was fifteen minutes late.

Then he beat her to a pulp, because he was "an alpha loser".

So, she killed him, right in front of her daughter...

/Titus' stand up routines are gold, because if you can't laugh at yourself then what can you laugh at?
2020-10-17 4:58:47 PM  
Last Husband
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6 days ago  
Love Among the Mashed Potatoes

One of the great titles of all time.

If I could afford a library door, I would have a shelf dedicated to "Love" titles.

Love Among the Ruins
Love in a Cold Climate
Love in the Time of the Cholera

and, of course

Love among the Mashed Potatoes
Love Among the Chickens
Love Among the Savages

and so forth.

/ Feel free to start a go-fund-me for a few million in FU money for Brantgoose.
6 days ago  

Mister Peejay: [iFrame​jk0?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​​i=1&​widgetid=1]

Is there still some of that turkey left? I'll have more stuffing if there isn't.
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