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2020-10-17 10:36:15 AM  
32 votes:
 
2020-10-17 10:32:15 AM  
30 votes:
"Everybody has a choice to make their own decision," employee Stan Smith said.

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2020-10-17 10:29:50 AM  
12 votes:
Dear Asshole:

You're an asshole.

Signed,

born_yesterday

P.S. F*ck you
 
2020-10-17 11:02:19 AM  
11 votes:
Seems like someone might need to draft a response.


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2020-10-17 8:37:27 AM  
10 votes:
Don't fark with the democracy we laid down lives for.
This company's president should be in prison
Now

And in the 1700s he would have been horsewhipped in public.
 
2020-10-17 1:01:38 PM  
5 votes:
FTFA: "George Daniels, president of Daniels Manufacturing Corporation"

Gee, I wonder how George got his job?  I'm betting it's similar to this guy:
CEO Worked Way Up From Son Of CEO
Youtube _67JbvXLrmw
 
2020-10-17 10:41:11 AM  
5 votes:

Vacation Bible School: schecter: ahh, yes.....memories.......

Papa John's CEO Says 'Obamacare' Will Up Pizza Price
ABC News
August 8, 2012 <<<====
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/OTUS/p​apa-johns-john-schnatter-obamacare-piz​za-prices/story?id=16962891

"best" part of that, besides forever, is that it would have raised the price of their shiatty pizza by like $.25 a pie. A farking quarter is too much for Papa John to ensure his employees are cared for.  And that makes me wonder what he does when the price of cheese, flour, pepperoni etc goes up


I believe it was 15 cents/pie.

A better world for $0.15?
LIBRUL SOSHULISMS KURBLAHH
 
2020-10-17 12:55:52 PM  
4 votes:
Honest President tells his workers what may happen in a Biden presidency.

Libs, who loath honesty in any form, pillory honest President.

Media, in the pocket of the DNC, runs headline.

Just like politics.
 
2020-10-17 4:03:15 PM  
3 votes:
The company is called DMC? This guy doesn't seem qualified to Run-D.M.C.

...but I suppose It's Tricky.
 
2020-10-17 12:07:31 PM  
3 votes:

coffeetime: Seems like someone might need to draft a response.


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I used a version of this as a response to a friend's Facebook post.
"Hey, Friend, just thought I'd let you know that some asshole has hacked your Facebook account and is using it to post some borderline racist and horrible stuff. Just thought you should know."
 
2020-10-17 11:49:59 AM  
3 votes:

misanthropicsob: Mrtraveler01: misanthropicsob: Even the centrists' progressive icon Bernie

This is why no one takes you seriously.

Would you prefer "centrists' progressive punching bag"?


Nah, we already call you that
 
2020-10-17 11:09:30 AM  
3 votes:
As if Democrats would ever curb military spending.

Even the centrists' progressive icon Bernie liked military contracts that provided work in his state.
 
2020-10-17 10:54:04 AM  
3 votes:

Opacity: Didn't Hobby Lobby shut down because of ObamaCare?

Oh wait, they didn't


Only because they were finally allowed to deny their female employees birth control pills.  I mean, if that would have been allowed to continue on...can you just imagine?

/No...you can't imagine
//you only think about yourself.
 
2020-10-17 10:36:59 AM  
3 votes:
This is EXACTLY why you vote democrat and keep voting democrat.

Assholes like this "job creator" need to lose everything.
 
2020-10-17 10:35:29 AM  
3 votes:
Has anyone thought of the possibility of this CEO doing some shady shiat now that would be prosecuted under a normal administration?  I'm just asking questions.
 
2020-10-17 11:31:07 PM  
2 votes:

Dead for Tax Reasons: tell everyone at work you are voting for biden, then sue for discrimination when you get fired


Your political views do not create a protected status for you.
 
2020-10-17 3:59:09 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-10-17 3:37:53 PM  
2 votes:

Blathering Idjut: Daniels declined to be interviewed on camera, but said: "I have been doing this for years. I have an obligation to let workers know what could happen, based on the outcome of an election. They certainly should vote for the candidate they want."

Also we'll be introducing a little thing called "scrip" instead of cash to replace your pay.  You'll be able to use it in our company store or to rent our company housing.  Long live the company!


Funny you say that when the companies moving towards this trend a fairly liberal, such as Google Apple and Facebook
 
2020-10-17 2:20:00 PM  
2 votes:

Mail Order American Husband: This is what happens when you get rid of unions or weaken them to the point of irrelevance. So of course it's something republicans focus on.


Yes, because having more burocracy is always the better and less expensive option
 
2020-10-17 10:50:23 AM  
2 votes:
When the boss does this IT IS VOTER SUPPRESSION.
If this ass hole is not up on charges by the end of the week America is a lie ass pile of bs anti-civilization.
 
2020-10-17 10:39:33 AM  
2 votes:
Didn't Hobby Lobby shut down because of ObamaCare?

Oh wait, they didn't
 
2020-10-17 10:36:38 AM  
2 votes:

vudukungfu: Don't fark with the democracy we laid down lives for.
This company's president should be in prison
Now

And in the 1700s he would have been horsewhipped in public.


In the 1700s most of his employees would have been slaves. Only white males could vote, and since there was no secret ballot, their employers would know who they voted for.

What country are you from?
 
2020-10-17 10:35:11 AM  
2 votes:
By hook or by crook.

They know they farked up badly this time.
They fear retribution after the election.
I do hope they are right to fear the consequences of their actions.

I watched Dems sweep Dumbya's lies and crimes under the rug in the name of ""healing" and moving forward" bedore and I have little faith that the Dems will do anything different this time.

/Of course I just got up and haven't even had coffee yet so maybe I will feel differently later.
 
2020-10-17 10:27:47 AM  
2 votes:
Republicans are garbage.
 
2020-10-17 10:06:43 AM  
2 votes:
tell everyone at work you are voting for biden, then sue for discrimination when you get fired
 
hej
2020-10-17 2:53:28 PM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: tell everyone at work you are voting for biden, then sue for discrimination when you get fired


Are Democrats a protected class in Florida?
 
2020-10-17 1:24:07 PM  
1 vote:
I work for big aerospace i expect layoffs either way. Defense spending is out of control.
 
2020-10-17 12:44:16 PM  
1 vote:
I guess that was in the article. Obviously dnrtfa.
 
2020-10-17 12:33:23 PM  
1 vote:

TDWCom29: misanthropicsob: Mrtraveler01: misanthropicsob: Even the centrists' progressive icon Bernie

This is why no one takes you seriously.

Would you prefer "centrists' progressive punching bag"?

Nah, we already call you that


Notice how the centrists don't dispute the point that they're electing a military humping warmonger and instead resort to personal insults.
 
2020-10-17 11:58:26 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sure the boss will still get his paycheck.
 
2020-10-17 11:54:50 AM  
1 vote:

TommyDeuce: We seem to get this story every election - don't we?

Hey rich assholes - this is not a clever way to make your employees vote the way you want to!!!

/I'll reconsider if all they make are MAGA hats
//then I'll laugh even harder
///Give them a job making slashies


No, silly. MAGA hats are made in China. Biden's campaign swag is American made.
 
2020-10-17 11:39:43 AM  
1 vote:
Does this need to be reported as a campaign contribution?
 
2020-10-17 10:51:32 AM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: Don't fark with the democracy we laid down lives for.
This company's president should be in prison
Now

And in the 1700s he would have been horsewhipped in public.


In the 1700s, every place on Earth went out of their way to insure no one who wasn't a 1%er could vote.  This man would have been lauded as a True Defender of [insert whatever nation you want].  The only people who would have been horsewhipped were his employees.  Then put in prison.  Then never get out because the room, board, and fees they would have been charged to be in prison would have vastly outstripped the meager pay they received before they lost their jobs for being in prison.  Well, actually, lost their jobs for daring to act like they had any rights - and then put in prison for daring to think they had any rights.  And I'm making the assumption all of the employees are white Christian men - get rid of any of those and they aren't going to prison, they are hanging from a tree at the edge of town.
 
2020-10-17 10:37:33 AM  
1 vote:

OtherLittleGuy: Then again, everyone quits or is fired, he has no employees to intimidate, especially if no one applies.


Will never happen. It's Florida, they have a reputation to keep about making bad decisions.
 
2020-10-17 10:35:27 AM  
1 vote:

ImpendingCynic: If your layoffs would happen "late 2020" before the new president starts his term, your shaky-ass business is already doomed and/or you're a spiteful ass.

Either way, don't blame Biden.


This there was an airline ceo one time that said by the time a business ask for help from employees they are beyond farked.
 
2020-10-17 10:33:11 AM  
1 vote:
Jail this farker.
Voter intimidation.
 
2020-10-17 10:31:24 AM  
1 vote:
If your layoffs would happen "late 2020" before the new president starts his term, your shaky-ass business is already doomed and/or you're a spiteful ass.

Either way, don't blame Biden.
 
2020-10-17 10:30:56 AM  
1 vote:
Daniels declined to be interviewed on camera, but said: "I have been doing this for years. I have an obligation to let workers know what could happen, based on the outcome of an election. They certainly should vote for the candidate they want."

Also we'll be introducing a little thing called "scrip" instead of cash to replace your pay.  You'll be able to use it in our company store or to rent our company housing.  Long live the company!
 
2020-10-17 10:28:49 AM  
1 vote:

Dead for Tax Reasons: tell everyone at work you are voting for biden, then sue for discrimination when you get fired


At will.

Then again, everyone quits or is fired, he has no employees to intimidate, especially if no one applies.
 
2020-10-17 10:19:32 AM  
1 vote:
It kind of makes you wonder how these idiots were ever able to run a company in the first place
 
2020-10-17 9:19:38 AM  
1 vote:
We seem to get this story every election - don't we?

Hey rich assholes - this is not a clever way to make your employees vote the way you want to!!!

/I'll reconsider if all they make are MAGA hats
//then I'll laugh even harder
///Give them a job making slashies
 
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