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(UFC)   Saturday Evening MMA: UFC Fight Night 180 from Fight Island. Brian Ortega vs the Korean Zombie, Katlyn Chookagian vs Jessica Andrade. Prelims at 4 PM ET, main card at 7 PM ET, both on ESPN+   (ufc.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
This one is a bit earlier than usual, starting at 4 PM ET


Lots of unknowns lower in the card, but the main event should be really good.

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3 days ago  
These early ones always throw me off
 
3 days ago  
C'mon KZ you can do this.

/love that guy
 
2 days ago  
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2 days ago  
And from Thursday night's Bellator, a fight-ending nut shot:  https://twitter.com/BellatorMM​A/status​/1317498098508181504
 
2 days ago  
I have an hour or two before I have to go.  Howdy y'all!
 
2 days ago  
For anyone considering watching last night's LFA, I was pleasantly surprised by the Silveira-Alvarado fight, as well as the Johns-Faultersack one.  My hopes were too high for the Sam Hughes fight which ended far too quickly (but one week's notice ok ok).  Only one TRULY terrible call, and that wa sthe first round of hernandez-wells.
 
2 days ago  
"First thing we gotta do..."
"LET'S DO THIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiisssss......." *plummets*
"First thing we gotta do is pass out the rocket boots..."

Hail FFFFU!
I'm bringing it down to the wire but hopefully the pizza will be out of the oven before the first punch is thrown.  Another No Name Night o' Great Fights, I hope!
 
2 days ago  
I love how DC said fuggit to the necktie
 
2 days ago  
Cormier and Dan Hardy, never seen this lineup before
 
2 days ago  

Agarista: For anyone considering watching last night's LFA, I was pleasantly surprised by the Silveira-Alvarado fight, as well as the Johns-Faultersack one.  My hopes were too high for the Sam Hughes fight which ended far too quickly (but one week's notice ok ok).  Only one TRULY terrible call, and that wa sthe first round of hernandez-wells.


Hughes choked the life out of her.  https://twitter.com/UFCFightPas​s/statu​s/1317304543336714241
 
2 days ago  

psychicdeath99: Agarista: For anyone considering watching last night's LFA, I was pleasantly surprised by the Silveira-Alvarado fight, as well as the Johns-Faultersack one.  My hopes were too high for the Sam Hughes fight which ended far too quickly (but one week's notice ok ok).  Only one TRULY terrible call, and that wa sthe first round of hernandez-wells.

Hughes choked the life out of her.  https://twitter.com/UFCFightPass​/status/1317304543336714241


yeah, but I wanted more  :(   the limp flapping at the bell was kinda funny, tho
 
2 days ago  
Ready for the main event.  I dug out my old Korean Zombie shirt from the KZ-Poirier fight in 2012

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2 days ago  
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen.
 
2 days ago  
Michael CHiesa with WHITEWALLS!?  What the hell is this?!?
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: Michael CHiesa with WHITEWALLS!?  What the hell is this?!?


I saw no tires...
 
2 days ago  
This turned up in my Twitter feed from Gary Goodridge


Don Frye, Goldberg, Faber, Paul Varelans, Gary Goodridge

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/Fear the Stache
 
2 days ago  
better 'stache than Dan Severn, for sure.
 
2 days ago  
Both of these guys are RIPPED.
 
2 days ago  
I am intrigued by your story pitch of "Magnum, PI travels through time to battle pirates".  Please, continue...
 
2 days ago  
Not Khabib beat the piss out of him.
 
2 days ago  
OOF!!!  Is it still ground n pound if you don't join your opponent on the ground and just beat his head into it?
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: OOF!!!  Is it still ground n pound if you don't join your opponent on the ground and just beat his head into it?


Yes.
 
2 days ago  

psychicdeath99: Not Khabib beat the piss out of him.


Speaking of Khabib, I heard his name and didn't even know he fought anymore!  Or has he retired to hock some fermented yak's milk in his home country?
 
2 days ago  
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Not Khabib beat the piss out of him.

Speaking of Khabib, I heard his name and didn't even know he fought anymore!  Or has he retired to hock some fermented yak's milk in his home country?


He fights Gaethje next week
 
2 days ago  
Yaks are Himalayan.  Kumiss is decent, though.
 
2 days ago  

psychicdeath99: Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Not Khabib beat the piss out of him.

Speaking of Khabib, I heard his name and didn't even know he fought anymore!  Or has he retired to hock some fermented yak's milk in his home country?

He fights Gaethje next week


You forgot the punctuation at the end of your comment.  No, not the period, you're supposed to say, "this is as real as it gets" (or, alternatively, "thith ith ath real ath it geths").  Otherwise, how the hell are we supposed to know how real this is? Huh? HUH?!?
 
2 days ago  
Grishin is a scary looking mofo.  Kinda looks like General Zod in Man of Steel.
 
2 days ago  

Agarista: Yaks are Himalayan.  Kumiss is decent, though.


Oi!  I never agreed to have my jokes fact-checked in real time tonight, Agarista!  Only reason I'm not shouting "thith ith ath real ath i' geths!" is because you appear to be defending yaks, not Conner McGregor...xD
 
2 days ago  
"all-russian affair" seems like a misrepresentation if the one guy has the Ottoman first name and is fighting out of Mahashkala (the capital of Dagestan). I mean, chechnya farking invaded dagestan 20 yeas ago....
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: Agarista: Yaks are Himalayan.  Kumiss is decent, though.

Oi!  I never agreed to have my jokes fact-checked in real time tonight, Agarista!  Only reason I'm not shouting "thith ith ath real ath i' geths!" is because you appear to be defending yaks, not Conner McGregor...xD


I certainly prefer one of those animals to the other   ;)

Only two beers in. i haven't drunk myself a sense of humor yet....
 
2 days ago  
Antigulov should just accept the inevitable and shave his head


/what does he have against Gulovs anyway?
 
2 days ago  
pretty uneventful round   10-9 Antigulov
 
2 days ago  

Agarista: "all-russian affair" seems like a misrepresentation if the one guy has the Ottoman first name and is fighting out of Mahashkala (the capital of Dagestan). I mean, chechnya farking invaded dagestan 20 yeas ago....


You are 110% correct here.  Last week, this nobody on a message board apologized for calling a Dagestani cat "Russian" just to make a joke work and I even said so in the comment, lest they find me and beat me up!
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: Agarista: "all-russian affair" seems like a misrepresentation if the one guy has the Ottoman first name and is fighting out of Mahashkala (the capital of Dagestan). I mean, chechnya farking invaded dagestan 20 yeas ago....

You are 110% correct here.  Last week, this nobody on a message board apologized for calling a Dagestani cat "Russian" just to make a joke work and I even said so in the comment, lest they find me and beat me up!


you're probably a few weight classes up from me.  never fear.     ;)
 
2 days ago  
nice reversal
 
2 days ago  

psychicdeath99: Antigulov should just accept the inevitable and shave his head


/what does he have against Gulovs anyway?


HAHAHAHA!  This is unintentionally BRILLIANT!  A Romanization of "head" in Russian could be "Golova", so he is indeed Anti-(showing his) Head, so he'll stick to those scraps for as long as he can - just like his ancestors from generations ago, The Anti(showing your naked)Heads
 
2 days ago  
HAVE AN ELBOW
 
2 days ago  
ooof. a whole minute left.
 
2 days ago  
Apparently his plan is to break his opponent's knuckles on his head letting him beat on it for a full minute
 
2 days ago  

Farkin' Uke: psychicdeath99: Antigulov should just accept the inevitable and shave his head


/what does he have against Gulovs anyway?

HAHAHAHA!  This is unintentionally BRILLIANT!  A Romanization of "head" in Russian could be "Golova", so he is indeed Anti-(showing his) Head, so he'll stick to those scraps for as long as he can - just like his ancestors from generations ago, The Anti(showing your naked)Heads


Burgess changed it to "Gulliver" in A Clockwork Orange, since the teen Nadsat dialect was a mixture of Russian and Cockney.
 
2 days ago  
Antigulov was just a speed bag there at the end
 
2 days ago  
Anti-Head doesn't realize what is going on - POSSIBLY due to blows to the head
 
2 days ago  
Not sure I am OK with that stoppage.
 
2 days ago  

Agarista: Not sure I am OK with that stoppage.


Seems early to me
 
2 days ago  
 
2 days ago  
He was covering and moving. He had not returned a punch in three seconds. i would have preferred five, expecially since Grishin was punching glove, not skull.
 
2 days ago  

Agarista: Farkin' Uke: Agarista: "all-russian affair" seems like a misrepresentation if the one guy has the Ottoman first name and is fighting out of Mahashkala (the capital of Dagestan). I mean, chechnya farking invaded dagestan 20 yeas ago....

You are 110% correct here.  Last week, this nobody on a message board apologized for calling a Dagestani cat "Russian" just to make a joke work and I even said so in the comment, lest they find me and beat me up!

you're probably a few weight classes up from me.  never fear.     ;)


Fact checks my jokes and now she's calling me FAT!  Well, I never! xD

Are you really Dagestani?
 
2 days ago  
"Those aren't excuses, that's just what happened."

Uh, I would offer this, Brian Ortega.  "Those aren't excuses, that's just how badly Max beat me down."
 
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