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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Trump is getting a softball town hall hosted by Sinclair Broadcast's Eric Bolling   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line
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2020-10-17 2:12:11 AM  
First question.

Mister President, sir, I would like to ask you, sir, one question. Mister President, your campaign is like a runaway freight train, sir. Why are you so popular, Mister President?
 
2020-10-17 2:33:28 AM  

Joe USer: First question.

Mister President, sir, I would like to ask you, sir, one question. Mister President, your campaign is like a runaway freight train, sir. Why are you so popular, Mister President?


I would love if it started that way. Lulled him into complacency and then just started destroying him with real questions. " Why do you think so many women...... have claimed that you have sexually assaulted them?"
 
2020-10-17 2:35:34 AM  
Mr. Trump, could you take time from your grueling schedule and give us some insight into your brilliant plans for continuing to keep America.... Cut! Cut! Gawdamnit! Where did he get a hamburger,  for Christ sakes?!
Let's start over...

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2020-10-17 2:39:48 AM  
And yet he will still find a way to stumble with even the softest of soft ball questions.
 
2020-10-17 2:40:52 AM  
Softball? Sinclair? You mean nerf balls.
 
2020-10-17 4:42:51 AM  
The event will take place at the White House and include an interview with Trump and questions from audience members.

Oh good. Let them gather and take their masks off in a red zone. By all means.
 
2020-10-17 4:46:12 AM  

styckx: Softball? Sinclair? You mean nerf balls.


T-ball.. and he'll just knock the stick down.
 
2020-10-17 4:47:33 AM  

koder: The event will take place at the White House and include an interview with Trump and questions from audience members.

Oh good. Let them gather and take their masks off in a red zone. By all means.


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2020-10-17 5:42:56 AM  
I can see the Craigslist D.C. ad now:

SEEKING ETHNICS AND BROADS WHO LOOK GOOD ON TV TO HELP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Must be prepared to stand up, maskless, in crowded room and ask the following questions:

Sir, I was recently murdered by Mexican ANTIFAs. Sir, how, sir, would you personally get revenge using your incredible strength and stamina?

If Joe Biden steals the election, how long before he turns the Lincoln Memorial into a Mandatory Abortion Cauldron?

Your overcoming of the Gyyna Plague is the greatest moment in American history. Not a question, I just wanted to say it out loud.

Which would you say Joe Biden hates more, Jesus or America?

When will your Executive Order be issued demanding Ivanka be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

What makes a Mar-a-Lago omelet more delicious than one anywhere else, and how can *I* apply to be a member?
 
2020-10-17 6:08:44 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: I can see the Craigslist D.C. ad now:

SEEKING ETHNICS AND BROADS WHO LOOK GOOD ON TV TO HELP MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Must be prepared to stand up, maskless, in crowded room and ask the following questions:

Sir, I was recently murdered by Mexican ANTIFAs. Sir, how, sir, would you personally get revenge using your incredible strength and stamina?

If Joe Biden steals the election, how long before he turns the Lincoln Memorial into a Mandatory Abortion Cauldron?

Your overcoming of the Gyyna Plague is the greatest moment in American history. Not a question, I just wanted to say it out loud.

Which would you say Joe Biden hates more, Jesus or America?

When will your Executive Order be issued demanding Ivanka be on the cover of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue?

What makes a Mar-a-Lago omelet more delicious than one anywhere else, and how can *I* apply to be a member?


Bonus paid if one cries bald eagles
 
2020-10-17 6:11:58 AM  
Red Wave sounds like a heavy flow day.
 
2020-10-17 6:16:28 AM  

NathanAllen: Red Wave sounds like a heavy flow day.


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2020-10-17 6:19:17 AM  

Alphax: styckx: Softball? Sinclair? You mean nerf balls.

T-ball.. and he'll just knock the stick down.


Indeed. And pick the ball up and throw himself out at first base.
 
2020-10-17 6:25:29 AM  

sithon: Joe USer: First question.

Mister President, sir, I would like to ask you, sir, one question. Mister President, your campaign is like a runaway freight train, sir. Why are you so popular, Mister President?

I would love if it started that way. Lulled him into complacency and then just started destroying him with real questions. " Why do you think so many women...... have claimed that you have sexually assaulted them?"


Difficulty: Sinclair and Eric Bolling

Likely the first question will be
"Mr. President, would you say you are a great president or the greatest president?"
 
2020-10-17 6:26:14 AM  
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2020-10-17 6:27:39 AM  
And he will still find a way to dark it up and look stupid.
 
2020-10-17 6:27:55 AM  
It's good to know that your career doesn't have to be over after you're fired by Fox News for sending dick pics to coworkers.
 
2020-10-17 6:29:21 AM  
President Mulligan Wussolini.

Like when he got booed at the baseball game, so he went to an MMA match

And STILL got booed, albeit not as badly.
 
2020-10-17 6:42:27 AM  
 I wonder if the moderator will be introduced as Sinclair, and if so, how many people will understand how that company works the underbelly in ways even more nefarious than Fox. "Hi! It's your trusted local news except now we have mandated pro-Trump propaganda along with your local sports and weather, without our name being mentioned so it seems legit!"

I like my local news. It's the only televised news I can stomach. But I know Sinclair is coming, sooner or later.
 
2020-10-17 6:45:59 AM  
I'm sure NBC will offer the Biden campaign a town hall at the same time, right?
 
2020-10-17 6:48:55 AM  

shpritz: It's good to know that your career doesn't have to be over after you're fired by Fox News for sending dick pics to coworkers.


That's not fair, all pics of Bolling are dick pics
 
2020-10-17 6:49:03 AM  
"Mr. President, Sir, please look at this picture of an elephant and tell us what it is."
 
2020-10-17 6:49:21 AM  
Too bad it's not Rubin Bolling...

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2020-10-17 6:50:43 AM  
Sigh.  Autocarrot remembers me typing Rubin as in Jennifer...

/she'll do
 
2020-10-17 6:52:17 AM  
Sinclair is leading the downfall of broadcast TV to the place once the sole property of AM radio.
 
2020-10-17 7:02:43 AM  
"Mr. Glorious Leader Emperor God-like Adonis Trump, does your penis taste like a strawberry sundae or cotton candy?"

Sinclair Broadcasting can fark right off.
 
2020-10-17 7:02:55 AM  

Alphax: koder: The event will take place at the White House and include an interview with Trump and questions from audience members.

Oh good. Let them gather and take their masks off in a red zone. By all means.

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2020-10-17 7:03:44 AM  
Seeing that it's Eric Bolling, the questions will have a common theme...

"Mr. President, how the hell you doing?"

"Sooo...Kimmy G.  How in the hell does Jr. get her to shut up?"

"I never got a chance to bang Megyn.  Could you hire her in your administration to make it a bit easier?"

"Your Niece.  What a biatch, right?"
 
2020-10-17 7:11:10 AM  
"Mr President, do you like movies about gladiators?..... Wait, scratch that. Who put this in here? Sorry, president Trump, someone in production is getting fired!  Ummm, if you'd indulge us and demonstrate your supreme intelligence and repeat these 5 words in order: person, woman, man, camera, penis.  Hey wait! Damn it! ... Can we cut to commercial?"
 
2020-10-17 7:12:50 AM  
Why are you so big?
Why do you make me feel so good?
Why does no one else make me feel like this?
Why oh why oh why, is there any chance of you losing?

That will be $130k thankyou.

Oh no, none of us are going to let your mushroom anywhere near any of us for such a low price.
 
2020-10-17 7:13:13 AM  
"Mr. President, why are you so awesome"?
 
2020-10-17 7:15:23 AM  

koder: The event will take place at the White House and include an interview with Trump and questions from audience members.

Oh good. Let them gather and take their masks off in a red zone. By all means.


Once upon a time I thought there were rules against such shiat, back in the  ... dark .. ages.
 
2020-10-17 7:16:57 AM  
Damn Eric, you trying to get us all to kill ourselves?
 
2020-10-17 7:17:25 AM  

BitwiseShift: Sinclair is leading the downfall of broadcast TV to the place once the sole property of AM radio.


I like public AM radio, private AM radio on the other hand is a different matter.
 
2020-10-17 7:20:17 AM  
Instead of softballs, how about socks filled with 'D' cell batteries?
 
2020-10-17 7:28:38 AM  

Dahnkster: Mr. Trump, could you take time from your grueling schedule and give us some insight into your brilliant plans for continuing to keep America.... Cut! Cut! Gawdamnit! Where did he get a hamburger,  for Christ sakes?!
Let's start over...

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Where did you get that picture?  Those aren't his hands.  JFC, he really is Jack Kelly.
 
2020-10-17 7:42:37 AM  
Yet another campaign event at the White House.

Just farking shameless.
 
2020-10-17 7:44:37 AM  
Sinclair broadcasts over the public airwaves. If they don't offer Biden a similar opportunity, revoke every license that propaganda outfit holds.
 
2020-10-17 7:52:45 AM  
How were you so successful at finding a corner of the Oval Office to hide in?
 
2020-10-17 8:05:56 AM  
Why doesn't he just do a split screen, look into one camera and ask himself a question, then look into the other and answer it?
 
2020-10-17 8:06:30 AM  
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2020-10-17 8:15:35 AM  

sithon: Joe USer: First question.

Mister President, sir, I would like to ask you, sir, one question. Mister President, your campaign is like a runaway freight train, sir. Why are you so popular, Mister President?

I would love if it started that way. Lulled him into complacency and then just started destroying him with real questions. " Why do you think so many women...... have claimed that you have sexually assaulted them?"


Will you be signing an executive order to improve the quality of prison food?

Of your cabinet members, which would you most like to share a cell?

Who would you prefer as prison warden: Hillary, Nancy, AOC, or Katie Porter?
 
2020-10-17 8:17:37 AM  

Farkin_Crazy: Why doesn't he just do a split screen, look into one camera and ask himself a question, then look into the other and answer it?


He'd get confused.
 
2020-10-17 8:23:58 AM  
Eric: "Mr President sir, is it difficult being so amazingly in shape with great big hands with the evil democrats plotting to destroy our country?!?"


Trump:*some word salad bullshiat where he still manages to fark up his response to a sycophantic question*
 
2020-10-17 8:31:07 AM  
The ENTIRE audience for the event:

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2020-10-17 8:37:44 AM  

swankywanky: The ENTIRE audience for the event:

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*nods approvingly*
 
2020-10-17 8:57:32 AM  
"Mr.President, while I felate you, should I tickle your balls, and should we all expect the hair down there be a glorious as that on your head?"
 
2020-10-17 9:04:07 AM  
How are they gonna get this past the censors, what with Trump's dick in Eric's mouth?  Oh right, no one can see it, so it doesn't matter.

What a whiny orange biatch.
 
2020-10-17 9:06:13 AM  
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Today, I learned that Sinclair was set to show the "Plandemic" video, but pulled it at the last minute.
 
2020-10-17 9:10:35 AM  

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Today, I learned that Sinclair was set to show the "Plandemic" video, but pulled it at the last minute.


I do not think "pulled it" is the right term, they basically got threatened, you do this and you are gone.
 
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