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(ESPN)   The Astros who were in an 0-3 hole have evened the series with 3 straight wins. Will Lance McCullers Jr. pitch Houston back to the World Series or will ex Astro Charlie Morton pitch a winner for the Rays? Game 7 is at 8:37pm ET on TBS   (espn.com) divider line
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2020-10-17 4:10:13 AM  
Fark the Astros*
 
2020-10-17 11:01:15 AM  
I've been rooting for the Rays. An epic collapse is looming.

Somebody check the the hallways.
 
2020-10-17 1:38:40 PM  
You still need to win one more game, Rays,
 
2020-10-17 4:57:03 PM  
The Rays have already lost.
 
2020-10-17 4:58:25 PM  
A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.
 
2020-10-17 5:33:21 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.


If so, both losing isn't an option is it?
 
2020-10-17 5:43:41 PM  

johnny_vegas: Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.

If so, both losing isn't an option is it?


I mean... COVID rehashing the 1919 Stanley Cup Finals... ?

Naaaahhhh
 
2020-10-17 7:10:33 PM  
Not a 'Stros fan, but gosh it feels good whenever Florida teams bite it.
 
2020-10-17 8:02:07 PM  

Lucky Stu: Fark the Astros*


With a barbed-wire and 20-grit sandpaper dildo lubed with hydrochloric acid and jalapeno juice.
 
2020-10-17 8:03:31 PM  
*sigh

I guess I'm subjecting myself to this torture. I've got my sleeping meds on standby though, so if things go tits up early on I'm heading to bed.
 
2020-10-17 8:04:25 PM  
Go Rays, I guess.
 
2020-10-17 8:13:19 PM  
Also, subby, it's unlikely Morton gets a win because he'll likely be pulled before he can get a decision unless he's really dealing
 
2020-10-17 8:24:39 PM  

johnny_vegas: Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.

If so, both losing isn't an option is it?


Root for CoVID-19.
 
2020-10-17 8:29:30 PM  
If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.
 
2020-10-17 8:32:59 PM  
Awesome fight on ESPN tonight. Since I don't get TBS.
 
2020-10-17 8:39:34 PM  

soupafi: If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.


Or that God is a troll.
 
2020-10-17 8:41:03 PM  

Polish Hussar: soupafi: If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.

Or that God is a troll.


Or that god is the creation of a troll.
 
2020-10-17 8:41:29 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Lucky Stu: Fark the Astros*

With a barbed-wire and 20-grit sandpaper dildo lubed with hydrochloric acid and jalapeno juice.


PAIGE NO.
 
2020-10-17 8:42:23 PM  

Polish Hussar: soupafi: If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.

Or that God is a troll.


have you read the Old Testament?
 
2020-10-17 8:43:59 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.


I still think Brewers-Astros would have been peak 2020. guaranteed sub-.500 champion and runner-up. but a rematch of 2017 works pretty well too.
 
2020-10-17 8:46:47 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.


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2020-10-17 8:47:50 PM  
McCullers hitting batters. how 2017 WS retro.
 
2020-10-17 8:50:18 PM  

virulent_loser: I still think Brewers-Astros would have been peak 2020.


That's what I wanted. Which should come as a surprise to very few on here....
 
2020-10-17 8:52:21 PM  
AROZARENA
 
2020-10-17 8:52:38 PM  
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
 
2020-10-17 8:53:08 PM  
I think if the Rays pull this off Arozarena might possibly be MVP maybe.
 
2020-10-17 8:55:18 PM  
He'shiat so many home runs my phone now autocorrects to AROZARENA when I start to type it
 
2020-10-17 8:59:10 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: He'shiat so many home runs my phone now autocorrects to AROZARENA when I start to type it


That sounds messy.
 
2020-10-17 8:59:49 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: He'shiat so many home runs my phone now autocorrects to AROZARENA when I start to type it


that's an unusual way to get dingers, but if it works it works.
 
2020-10-17 8:59:59 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.

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Here you go:

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2020-10-17 9:00:28 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: He'shiat so many home runs my phone now autocorrects to AROZARENA when I start to type it


Well, I mean I usually try to be at home when I get the runs too.
 
2020-10-17 9:00:40 PM  
struck out the side over 30 pitches, an HBP, and a 2-run HR.
 
2020-10-17 9:01:43 PM  
F*cking fark filters
 
2020-10-17 9:02:39 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: johnny_vegas: Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.

If so, both losing isn't an option is it?

Root for CoVID-19.


root for Baltimore.

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2020-10-17 9:04:40 PM  
..so what's the Choi Split count for this series?
 
2020-10-17 9:09:46 PM  

virulent_loser: root for Baltimore


this is baseball. Orioles aren't corvids. The only MLB corvid would be Toronto.
 
2020-10-17 9:10:14 PM  
WTF was that commercial about sushi?
 
2020-10-17 9:10:56 PM  

picodenico: WTF was that commercial about sushi?


Sometimes all I can sushi is think about.
 
2020-10-17 9:12:05 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Ow! That was my feelings!: A Dodgers/Astros series is what 2020 wants.

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2020-10-17 9:13:42 PM  

The Bestest: virulent_loser: root for Baltimore

this is baseball. Orioles aren't corvids. The only MLB corvid would be Toronto.


actually I was thinking about the Baltimore Ravens, even though they're not baseball, and forgot about both the Orioles and Blue Jays. I blame it on sick-brain. or the Fark filter.
 
2020-10-17 9:15:36 PM  
MOAR
 
2020-10-17 9:15:46 PM  
a Rays HR by not-Arozarena? *blink* *blink*
 
2020-10-17 9:16:22 PM  
F*ck. Yes.

3-0
 
2020-10-17 9:24:39 PM  
Morton is farking dealing.
 
2020-10-17 9:28:43 PM  
Heh. CSB: I went to high school with the daughter of a prominent Tampa attorney. Her little brother was Lance, you know how sophomores were scrawny little punks compared to us seniors.

Then, when I was in grad school, I was watching a baseball game and the pitcher was...Lance McCullers. Holy crap, that scrawny punk is pitching in the majors!

Now, tonight, not really following baseball much, and once again I'm sitting on my ass watching major league baseball, and Lance McCullers Jr. is pitching in the playoffs, and probably earning more than me with my doctoral degree.
 
2020-10-17 9:30:49 PM  
Oh dude put that front foot down.
 
2020-10-17 9:31:11 PM  
Damn, no definitive camera angle.
 
2020-10-17 9:38:07 PM  

virulent_loser: Polish Hussar: soupafi: If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.

Or that God is a troll.

have you read the Old Testament?


I've been trying to come up with a pun for "Job," and it just isn't happening.
 
2020-10-17 9:42:29 PM  

Polish Hussar: virulent_loser: Polish Hussar: soupafi: If the Astros win again, that will show there's no god.

Or that God is a troll.

have you read the Old Testament?

I've been trying to come up with a pun for "Job," and it just isn't happening.


you should just give it up as a bad Job.
 
2020-10-17 9:54:41 PM  
Give up the ball Lance, it's over for you
 
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