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(Splinter News)   Tucker Carlson's sentient bow tie is tired of people yelling "Fark You" at him in restaurants   (splinternews.com) divider line
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3 days ago  
Maybe stop being Cucker Tarlson, or stop going out to eat, whichever.
 
3 days ago  
F@ck your Feelings Tuck
 
3 days ago  
That's wrong.


The proper response to seeing Tucker in real life is "Go fark Yourself you nazi asshole!"
 
3 days ago  
I'd think he's a bit of a narcissistic attention whore so when people come up to him he's assuming that they're fans and like him and then he gets crushed when they show their disdain. If I saw Tucker or one of his deplorable cohorts I would come up to them like a starry eyed fan only to come down hard on them just when they think I'm a fan. I don't care if his family is there along with his children, they need to see that their father is profiting off racism and hatred. It's important to make him and people like him second guess everyone that comes up to them.
 
3 days ago  
Has he tried not being Tucker Carlson?
 
3 days ago  
My first thought was that sounds fun and is there some sort of web or app tracking of the bow tie so if he was nearby I could stop by and tell him  Fark you.
 
3 days ago  
This wouldn't happen if Tucker lived in a reel 'Murican city like Topeka or Fort Wayne.
 
3 days ago  
Party of Personal Responsibility, your table is ready.
 
3 days ago  

whither_apophis: This wouldn't happen if Tucker lived in a reel 'Murican city like Topeka or Fort Wayne.


I'm sure we could bus some people in.
 
3 days ago  
Weird, nobody does that to me. Maybe because I'm not an insufferable asshole who is helping to destroy the country.
 
3 days ago  
Never gets old...


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3 days ago  
Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!
 
3 days ago  
Thoughts and prayers, Nazi
 
3 days ago  
What's a matter Tucker?
Don't want to eat your own frozen dinners? Why?
 
3 days ago  
Good.  He deserves every bird and epithet that fly in his direction.  Sucks to be held accountable for your bullshiat, doesn't it (f)Tucker?
 
3 days ago  
I've eaten at "The Palm' it's one of the worst restaurants I've been too. Stupid over priced. But I expect that from a 'steak house' place. However, they're incompetent .

I thought I'd change things up and have the "Chicken Piccata" It was sad. Just a lightly fried chicken breast floating in a pool of butter flavored Crisco. Not real butter, not a 'sauce' literally Crisco. And no capers.
Just a sad little lemon in a fishnet 'lemon condom' on the side. Yes, I complained WTF IS THIS?
"Oh some of our customers don't care for caper...so we just do the lemon and serve the lemon on the side"
"This is the Chicken Piccata, isn't it?"
"Yes, that's how we make it...squeeze the lemon over it, enjoy"

Fark that just bring me a shrimp cocktail. Which was a most unremarkable pathetic effort of a shrimp cocktail.
I can see why Tucker likes it tho...it has a more money than sense Ruth Crist "It's expensive so it must be good" vibe.
 
3 days ago  

theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!


Tucker lives in DC. There must be a Palm there.
 
3 days ago  

optikeye: I've eaten at "The Palm' it's one of the worst restaurants I've been too. Stupid over priced. But I expect that from a 'steak house' place. However, they're incompetent .

I thought I'd change things up and have the "Chicken Piccata" It was sad. Just a lightly fried chicken breast floating in a pool of butter flavored Crisco. Not real butter, not a 'sauce' literally Crisco. And no capers.
Just a sad little lemon in a fishnet 'lemon condom' on the side. Yes, I complained WTF IS THIS?
"Oh some of our customers don't care for caper...so we just do the lemon and serve the lemon on the side"
"This is the Chicken Piccata, isn't it?"
"Yes, that's how we make it...squeeze the lemon over it, enjoy"

Fark that just bring me a shrimp cocktail. Which was a most unremarkable pathetic effort of a shrimp cocktail.
I can see why Tucker likes it tho...it has a more money than sense Ruth Crist "It's expensive so it must be good" vibe.


How the fark do you fark up shrimp cocktail? It's just 8 shrimp hanging around cocktail sauce..
 
3 days ago  

Monty_Zoncolan: Maybe stop being Cucker Tarlson, or stop going out to eat, whichever.


Stop eating.
 
3 days ago  
Your mon abandoned you because you were a shiatty kid!

PS. Fark you.
 
3 days ago  

styckx: How the fark do you fark up shrimp cocktail? It's just 8 shrimp hanging around cocktail sauce..


Boil the shrimp for 20 mins.
 
3 days ago  
I like to call him creepy douche bag rich kid.  He doesn't like that either.  Weird.
 
3 days ago  

Tanqueray: theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!

Tucker lives in DC. There must be a Palm there.


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It must be this one:  1225 19th St NW, Washington, DC 20036.  It would be a damn shame if poor lil' Cucker lost his only safe space...
 
3 days ago  

LordBeavis: Tanqueray: theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!

Tucker lives in DC. There must be a Palm there.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 568x320][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 568x320]It must be this one:  1225 19th St NW, Washington, DC 20036.  It would be a damn shame if poor lil' Cucker lost his only safe space...


... well, that looks completely obnoxious.
 
3 days ago  

red230: I'd think he's a bit of a narcissistic attention whore so when people come up to him he's assuming that they're fans and like him and then he gets crushed when they show their disdain. If I saw Tucker or one of his deplorable cohorts I would come up to them like a starry eyed fan only to come down hard on them just when they think I'm a fan. I don't care if his family is there along with his children, they need to see that their father is profiting off racism and hatred. It's important to make him and people like him second guess everyone that comes up to them.


But then that would be BULLYING! Bullying, I say!
 
3 days ago  
It sounds like little baby's fee fees are hurt and he needs to stay in his safe space.
 
3 days ago  

Alphax: LordBeavis: Tanqueray: theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!

Tucker lives in DC. There must be a Palm there.

[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 568x320][lh5.googleusercontent.com image 568x320]It must be this one:  1225 19th St NW, Washington, DC 20036.  It would be a damn shame if poor lil' Cucker lost his only safe space...

... well, that looks completely obnoxious.


I'd completely would object to having Ron & Nancy watching me eat. That sh*t is scarring, like the darker of Grimms' Fairy Tales while they fatten you up for the slaughter.
 
3 days ago  

Gordon Bennett: It sounds like little baby's fee fees are hurt and he needs to stay in his safe space.


He can go suck his thumb in his walk-in closet.
 
3 days ago  
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3 days ago  
He should talk about it with Wheaton
 
3 days ago  
Yell more.
 
3 days ago  
What is this sorcery from 2018?
 
3 days ago  
Stop being such a reprehensible piece of right-wing shiat and maybe people will stop doing that. farkwit.
 
3 days ago  
having someone scream, 'fark you!' at a restaurant, it just wrecks your meal."

It was the yelling, not the thinly veiled disdain and undercooked pork and poop-lettuce salad?

/I expect that he has the stomach--and discrimination--of a vulture
//Turkey vultures can projectile vomit up to 10 feet if they feel threatened.
///They also shiat on their feet to stay cool.  Cool, you know: like Tucker is.
 
3 days ago  
Carlson said he only goes to one restaurant these days. "I go there because I love it and nobody hassles me," he said. "I can't wait for this revolution to end, so I can go back out to dinner."

D'aw... he thinks this all ends once the election ends...
 
3 days ago  
Lol, he thought all that money he was getting to be a shameless douchebag didn't come with any consequences.
 
3 days ago  
I've yelled at him on the street in my way to Union Station. It made me feel good. Dark you Tucker you nazi!
 
3 days ago  

HypnozombieX: Lol, he thought all that money he was getting to be a shameless douchebag didn't come with any consequences.


He's independently wealthy. He dies it for fun.

/Unless I'm thinking of someone else.
 
3 days ago  
Would someone just wrap one of his undone bow ties around his neck and yank on the farker like you were trying to start an Evinrude?
 
3 days ago  

Smackledorfer: HypnozombieX: Lol, he thought all that money he was getting to be a shameless douchebag didn't come with any consequences.

He's independently wealthy. He dies it for fun.

/Unless I'm thinking of someone else.


No, you're right.  Tucker is the heir to Swanson Enterprises.
 
3 days ago  
Carlson lends to me a credence if you learn how to be an insufferable snob early enough in life the universe finds a way to make it last your whole life.

America lends to me a credence those born into wealth must commit murder to be denied it...sometimes.

Privilege hasn't had exercise like the 1% of America has given it since Britain was a nation on which the sun never set. I think you have to go all the way back to Persian sultans before that.
 
3 days ago  
These high profile conservatives that act like they have no fear of SARS-CoV-2 have been taking antibody immunoprophylaxis since February.
 
3 days ago  

Majin_Buu: What is this sorcery from 2018?


I thought I had read this before.
 
3 days ago  

Murkanen: Smackledorfer: HypnozombieX: Lol, he thought all that money he was getting to be a shameless douchebag didn't come with any consequences.

He's independently wealthy. He dies it for fun.

/Unless I'm thinking of someone else.

No, you're right.  Tucker is the heir to Swanson Enterprises.


His grandfather Bedford Forrest Swanson used to let him add the parasite eggs to every Swanson Frozen Dinner.  That was before they moved operations to China.  Now that work is done by robots.  Saves $0.02 per tray.
 
3 days ago  
That's a shame.
That means a lot fewer people are getting the opportunity to spit in Tucker's food.
 
3 days ago  

freidog: That's a shame.
That means a lot fewer people are getting the opportunity to spit in Tucker's food.


Ever wonder why Trump gets his steak well done?
 
3 days ago  

theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!


He lives in D.C. so he would go to the one there. Try the chicken parm, if you are really hungry.
 
3 days ago  
Wait, he's not doing what he does so that most people will want to tell him to go fark himself whenever they see him? I am now confused.
 
3 days ago  

theteacher: Stay away from this restaurant.

The Palm is an American fine-dining steakhouse that opened in the 1920s. It is located in New York City at 837 Second Avenue (between East 44th Street and East 45th Street) in Manhattan.

It would be a SHAME for him to be yelled at while he's eating his steak.

A DAMN SHAME!


its not right to try to cancel a restaurant just because someone you hate was spotted there.
What's surprising right now is that Trump even has a chance. If he does win, or even comes close, you can look to your own hatred as a factor in turning people away from Democrats running for office.
 
3 days ago  
Cool hearsay bro...  I have a friend from  high school who is now a senate confirmed deputy director of ___ for this administration.  I disagree with his politics beyond any reason for us to remain friends, and yet we remain friends.  Back in 2017, soon after the transition, there was some intrigue in his department, and I called him to harrass him, mock him, and just hear something interesting that hadn't been in the news..  He said he had been at a steak house somewhere outside DC in VA to have a meeting with someone about work.  Apparently, this is what you do when you want things to be off the record.  The interesting part was that Paul Manafort was at a table nearby...  I never got the name of the steak house from him, but (iirc) he did say it was in the basement of a mall.  It seems GOP wankers like to go there.

Anyway, that would be an interesting place to stake out.

/sorry
//not sorry
/// it is a true story though.
 
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