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(Mirror.co.uk)   In exchange for 18-years' free WiFi, parents name their baby after internet provider. They say they'll put the money they save into an account for their daughter to use when she goes into therapy   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2020-10-16 10:46:23 PM  
19 votes:
Sorry I didn't get my homework done, Xfinity went down on me quite a few times last night.
 
2020-10-16 10:09:24 PM  
19 votes:
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2020-10-16 10:07:53 PM  
19 votes:
What ever happened to all of the kids named GoldenPalace.com?
 
2020-10-16 10:10:26 PM  
15 votes:

COVID19: when you give your baby girl the first name Cox, things may get complicated


Congratulations, Mr. Ucker, it's a girl!
 
2020-10-16 10:09:53 PM  
13 votes:

Kalyco Jack: Sorry but "Twifia" sounds vaguely like a sex act.


Still better than "Qweefia", though.
 
2020-10-16 11:51:55 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-10-16 11:34:13 PM  
7 votes:
I wonder what happened to that rich girl whose father named her after his yacht? I bet it wasn't good.

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2020-10-16 10:08:56 PM  
7 votes:
Sorry but "Twifia" sounds vaguely like a sex act.
 
2020-10-16 10:08:08 PM  
7 votes:
when you give your baby girl the first name Cox, things may get complicated
 
2020-10-17 3:39:04 AM  
5 votes:
There's definitely something creepy about naming your daughter Virgin Mobile. Fo shizzle, yo.
 
2020-10-17 12:03:11 AM  
5 votes:
Do not let the internet name your baby.

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2020-10-16 10:27:56 PM  
5 votes:
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2020-10-16 10:24:28 PM  
5 votes:
What's the over/under on the company going bankrupt before the child learns to speak?
 
2020-10-16 10:10:20 PM  
3 votes:
they feel "a little ashamed" by their decision

Only a little?
 
2020-10-17 10:38:23 AM  
1 vote:

LowbrowDeluxe: [pics.me.me image 500x563]


I'd call her Patty.
 
2020-10-17 2:51:40 AM  
1 vote:
I know somebody who gave their kid the middle name Danger. I do not expect it worked out that well. But I'm not sure anything those parents would have done would have worked out that well.

Then Again, one of my kids is named after a character from Star Trek. So I got nothing to say.
 
2020-10-17 2:27:55 AM  
1 vote:

jdbob: Reminds me of the Oregon town that renamed itself half.com for a year.

Halfway Oregon


How are things in Scoonthorpe these days?
 
2020-10-17 12:51:33 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe she'll turn out to be a Prodigy...
 
2020-10-16 11:50:29 PM  
1 vote:

MattyBlast: Nice to meet you, Twifi, my name is Comcast.


Nice to meet you also, I'm At&t
 
2020-10-16 11:33:12 PM  
1 vote:
Was it Cox? I'd like the baby to be named Cox.
 
2020-10-16 11:16:59 PM  
1 vote:
At least they didn't named her "Chia Pet."
 
2020-10-16 10:34:18 PM  
1 vote:
Nice to meet you, Twifi, my name is Comcast.
 
2020-10-16 10:12:44 PM  
1 vote:
Was it Cox? DNRTFA
 
2020-10-16 10:11:21 PM  
1 vote:
how soon will companies start paying people to get a tattoo of their company logo on their forehead?
 
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