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3758 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Oct 2020 at 1:05 AM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-17 12:22:34 AM  
That's not how to get stoned in Colorado.
 
2020-10-17 1:09:29 AM  
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2020-10-17 1:16:26 AM  
did he say "doc it's only a scratch"?
 
2020-10-17 1:28:04 AM  
Would have actually been perfect had they died.

Dying together as newlyweds is the most perfect way life can go for you.

Because the other best case scenario scenario is you get to bury your loved one
 
2020-10-17 1:36:36 AM  

waxbeans: Would have actually been perfect had they died.

Dying together as newlyweds is the most perfect way life can go for you.

Because the other best case scenario scenario is you get to bury your loved one


the tough part is getting all that dirt in the hole before they can scream...
 
2020-10-17 1:42:24 AM  
No, the worst.
 
2020-10-17 1:43:54 AM  
Kinky...
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2020-10-17 1:57:16 AM  
A Goodyear couple is lucky to be alive after several boulders crashed onto their car.
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2020-10-17 2:01:43 AM  
I like the part where angels sent her a dream to be on guard, or something.
 
2020-10-17 2:10:15 AM  
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2020-10-17 2:13:37 AM  
If the car's a-rocking, please send help.
 
2020-10-17 3:25:16 AM  
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How bad could it be? You know what, nevermind.
 
2020-10-17 3:28:31 AM  

MurphyMurphy: I like the part where angels sent her a dream to be on guard, or something.


And she farked up anyway. I would take the boulders as a sign from god and get the fark away from this woman
 
2020-10-17 7:09:23 AM  
Reminds me of my honeymoon. Because I rocked her world.

/not really. We should have spent more time together somewhere between the engagement, marriage license and the actual honeymoon
//arranged marriage
///no regerts *blinks twice*
 
2020-10-17 7:25:12 AM  
Did they have a fight?

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2020-10-17 7:55:56 AM  
"I basically had time to say, 'Oh my God, Jason!' Rocks!' And then we hit them,"

Insurance company: I'm sorry, maam, but it clearly sates in the police report that you inentionally ran into the rocks.
 
2020-10-17 11:21:27 AM  
Their marriage got off to a rocky start.
 
2020-10-17 2:28:48 PM  
The landslide brings you down...
Drove to the mountain and turned around...
 
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