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4495 clicks; posted to Politics » on 16 Oct 2020 at 4:46 PM (8 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-10-16 3:53:13 PM  
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2020-10-16 4:07:47 PM  
You knew what he was when you went to work for him, and you did it anyway. Shut up, John. Nobody cares what you think.
 
2020-10-16 4:12:11 PM  
Spineless Kelly let that moronic monster stomp all over his son's grave for political points.

And he's still too spineless to say this in public. No one gives a shiat what you say to your buddies, John. Tell the public.
 
2020-10-16 4:14:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Spineless Kelly let that moronic monster stomp all over his son's grave for political points.

And he's still too spineless to say this in public. No one gives a shiat what you say to your buddies, John. Tell the public.


Dude is a career dude. In other words, he's exactly the kind of person that would say "I was just doing my job," even when he knows it was wrong.
 
2020-10-16 4:15:37 PM  
Like Jeff Sessions, John Kelly tolerated Trump so that he could get his rocks off terrorizing immigrants. I hope they both die in the same manure truck explosion.
 
2020-10-16 4:17:45 PM  
I can't agree with his judgement as exercised to this point, but neither have I walked in his shoes. This being necessarily the case I find his quote as reported by Tapper to be quite damning, and would really appreciate if he gets a national platform to  explain and expand on this.  NTFL. Still.
 
2020-10-16 4:19:04 PM  
The depths of his dishonesty is just astounding to me. The dishonesty, the transactional nature of every relationship, though it's more pathetic than anything else. He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life.

And still you worked for him....something smells...something smells BAD!
 
2020-10-16 4:22:32 PM  
Let us know when Jelly wants to hold a press conference about this instead of leaking it out through friends
 
2020-10-16 4:32:58 PM  
He should write a book.
 
2020-10-16 4:39:47 PM  
It's a farking race now to get onto the "I've always hated him" corner. The grossest part is when all their books start coming out next year.
 
2020-10-16 4:48:55 PM  

jayhawk88: It's a farking race now to get onto the "I've always hated him" corner. The grossest part is when all their books start coming out next year.


I've said before, the book I want to read is the one by the White House's inside dealer.  Who was doing what drugs?
 
2020-10-16 4:48:59 PM  
"The depths of his dishonesty is just astounding to me."
Says the man who won't tell the public what he knows.
 
2020-10-16 4:49:00 PM  
You should have done something. You can still do something while there's time left. Grow some balls, man.
 
2020-10-16 4:49:23 PM  
I think we will see an acceleration of supposed conservatives abandoning the SS Trumptanic.
 
2020-10-16 4:52:00 PM  
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2020-10-16 4:52:29 PM  
Is it safe to come out and point out the Emperor's lack of clothes now?
 
2020-10-16 4:52:42 PM  

Cagey B: Like Jeff Sessions, John Kelly tolerated Trump so that he could get his rocks off terrorizing immigrants. I hope they both die in the same manure truck explosion.


They did.
 
2020-10-16 4:53:42 PM  
Sure would be nice of the man to share his concerns with you know, THE REST OF THE COUNTRY. So goddamn tired of these goddamn 9-5 Nazis that are utterly convinced of their patriotism because they didn't actively try to get Trump declared President-For-Life. Just as much a traitor for not  publicly warning the American people as the man he willingly served
 
2020-10-16 4:53:45 PM  
If only you had once worked in the administration and could have told the public about him.
 
2020-10-16 4:54:25 PM  
Fark you, Kelly. You're a disgrace to the uniform. You stood there, alongside Trump, in front of your son's grave, while he took a shiat on his service. That you didn't haul off and punch him in the face immediately after the left word left his facial anus tells me everything I need to know about you. IDGAF who the hell he is. That's your son. YOUR SON. Be a man, you sniveling little coward.
 
2020-10-16 4:54:56 PM  
fark you, john kelly.

also

fark john kelly.
 
2020-10-16 4:56:00 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: You should have done something. You can still do something while there's time left. Grow some balls, man.


"Two weeks!"

Literally, there's two more weeks.
 
2020-10-16 4:56:41 PM  
Sure would have been nice to say some of that stuff to the American people, coward.
 
2020-10-16 4:56:43 PM  
creature of lagoon fuck this and that
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2020-10-16 4:57:09 PM  
Said the spineless FOUR STAR Marine Corps General.
 
2020-10-16 4:57:56 PM  
Is Kelly willing to go on record with this, or is he just going to continue to tell his "friends" how utterly incompetent and horrible Drumpf is at everything?

A day late, and a dollar short.
 
2020-10-16 4:58:57 PM  

Cagey B: Like Jeff Sessions, John Kelly tolerated Trump so that he could get his rocks off terrorizing immigrants. I hope they both die in the same manure truck explosion.



That would be a waste of manure and a truck.

Manure avalanche is better.
 
2020-10-16 4:59:44 PM  

Cagey B: Like Jeff Sessions, John Kelly tolerated Trump so that he could get his rocks off terrorizing immigrants. I hope they both die in the same manure truck explosion.


This. What kind of hypocritical shiat is it, to mutter about trumpet's transactional shiatiness, when you are the shiatty racist fark who transactionally allowed trump to shiat on your son's grave just so you could mistreat a few brown people. Fark this dude.
 
2020-10-16 5:00:09 PM  
Everybody knew this long before 2016. FOAD.
 
2020-10-16 5:02:23 PM  
It's nice to know that being promoted in the military still rewards spineless bootlicking
 
2020-10-16 5:02:54 PM  

Hubris Boy: You knew what he was when you went to work for him, and you did it anyway. Shut up, John. Nobody cares what you think.


This and apply this to anyone dumping Trump only now.  Too late f$ckers - you own him until the day you die.
 
2020-10-16 5:03:08 PM  
"He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life."

Lucky for him. I've met people just as bad and just as dishonest as Trump, and some who are even more malicious and outright dangers. The difference is that they have all spent most of their lives in jail or institutions; no one in their right mind would ever make them president.
 
2020-10-16 5:05:44 PM  
Not only did Kelly stand by while Trump shiat on the Constitution he swore to defend, he let Trump shiat all over his dead son's service to his country and defended known woman beater/security risk Rob Porter.

General Kelly, you have no honour and are a disgrace to your country, your God and the Marine Corps.
 
2020-10-16 5:05:56 PM  
He may be a horrible person, but you happily kissed his ass and he apparently still has your balls since you won't speak publicly.
 
2020-10-16 5:07:52 PM  
And yet you did nothing.

Eat Sh3T.
 
2020-10-16 5:09:17 PM  
You did it to yourself
Yes you did
That's what really hurts
Is you did it to yourself
Yes you did
You and no one else
You did it to yourseeeeeeeellf
 
2020-10-16 5:09:55 PM  
Party before country should be carved in to all their foreheads
 
2020-10-16 5:10:12 PM  
Unless you're gonna go tell America that you're sorry for enabling a monster and then go pull a lever for Biden on camera, eat a bag of dicks.
 
2020-10-16 5:10:34 PM  
 
2020-10-16 5:11:37 PM  
So he's too cowardly to say that in any capacity where it will matter. What's astounding is that all these people could know what a turn trump is and yet keep publicly pretending the emperor is lookin cleaner than Skeeter's Peter.
 
2020-10-16 5:13:27 PM  
Now is the time to come out publicly and say it, say it loud, for all the world to hear.
 
2020-10-16 5:15:26 PM  

MattytheMouse: scottydoesntknow: Spineless Kelly let that moronic monster stomp all over his son's grave for political points.

And he's still too spineless to say this in public. No one gives a shiat what you say to your buddies, John. Tell the public.

Dude is a career dude. In other words, he's exactly the kind of person that would say "I was just doing my job," even when he knows it was wrong.


Umm, considering he as quite happy with everything Trump did right up until he got fired, knowing it was wrong made himw ant to do the job.  He'd only consider protecting Americans an unlawful order.
 
2020-10-16 5:16:59 PM  
Donald Trump is not what is wrong with the Republican party.

Donald Trump is just the festering pustule that is the visible manifestation of the disease and corruption that have infected the Republican party

If there is anything left of the party that is not yet infested, they have their work cut out for them clearing out all of that dead and dying tissue.
 
2020-10-16 5:18:20 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: jayhawk88: It's a farking race now to get onto the "I've always hated him" corner. The grossest part is when all their books start coming out next year.

I've said before, the book I want to read is the one by the White House's inside dealer.  Who was doing what drugs?


"Yes."
 
2020-10-16 5:20:16 PM  
Cool story, Kelly. Did you keep the receipt for your soul, when you sold it to the GOP rather than maybe say this stuff when it would have been more relevant? Hope your career is summarized with an asterisk, reminding everyone you were a lackey for Trump when people like Vindmann were actually taking a stand and risking things.
 
2020-10-16 5:21:15 PM  
When you're nothing but flaws, are they really flaws anymore? Flaws are supposed to be little exceptions, the faults in an otherwise good thing. With Trump the exception would be if he had any good traits.
 
2020-10-16 5:21:26 PM  
It's funny to hear him say this now. Sorta like it was funny how hard it was to find a Nazi in Germany after the end of 1945.
 
2020-10-16 5:22:28 PM  
"He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life."

I'm thinking that kelly has never met a trump voter.
 
2020-10-16 5:22:41 PM  
Empty barrel makes noise, film at 11
 
2020-10-16 5:30:53 PM  
He is the most flawed person I have ever met in my life...

And you're able to render this judgement because you, yourself, are flawless and have great judgement of character?  Buddy the fact that you even agreed to work for this man, and then spent 2 years doing so doesn't give me a lot of faith in your ability to judge the character of a person.

I can tell you from the 1st time this guy came down the escalator, and my friend called me and said "did you see Donald Trump?" and was all woo hoo!  My response was "he's an idiot".  I stick with my judgement to this day.  If he came to me and Said "Darth, I want you to be my chief of Staff"  I would say without a pause, "fark you, you're an idiot"  My judgement isn't flawless, I've done some stupid shiat in my life, but this I can say without having to work for him for 2 years, the man is an idiot.
 
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