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(UPI)   Escaped cow in Australia trapped by a) a wildfire, b) flooding, or c) a trampoline   ( divider line
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2020-10-16 9:51:13 PM  
What this may have looked iike:

Cows Jumping On Trampolines!
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2020-10-16 9:52:23 PM  
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2020-10-16 9:54:11 PM  
Her milkshake will bring boys to the yard.
2020-10-16 9:55:58 PM  
I've heard of spring lamb before but that's just udderly ridiculous.
2020-10-16 10:04:19 PM  
Poor bossie! Hopefully she knows now that she can't do the trampoline. Girls just wanna have fu-un. Ooh girls just wanna ha-ave fun.
2020-10-16 10:10:46 PM  
Well, it is Australia. We need an Australia tag for anything strange that involves  animals. With all the deadly critters there I wonder if they will eat you.
2020-10-16 10:13:53 PM  
Holy cow.
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2020-10-16 10:22:16 PM  
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Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow
For heaven's sake, for your sake and the cow's sake.
That's the dumbest way I've seen
To make a milk shake.
2020-10-16 10:35:21 PM  

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I make no apology because if there was ever a time to use this- it is now.

"It was the same book, every day. The pages of said book were rounded and soft where Young Sam had chewed them, but to one person in this nursery this was the book of books, the greatest story ever told. Vimes didn't need to read it any more. He knew it by heart.

It was called Where's My Cow?

The unidentified complainant had lost their cow. That was the story, really.

Page one started promisingly:

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes, "Baa!"

It is a sheep! That's not my cow!

Then the author began to get to grips with their material:

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes, "Neigh!"

It is a horse! That's not my cow!

At this point the author had reached an agony of creation and was writing from the racked depths of their soul.

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

It goes, "Hruuugh!"

It is a hippopotamus! That's not my cow!

This was a good evening. Young Sam was already grinning widely and crowing along with the plot.

Eventually, the cow would be found. It was that much of a pageturner. Of course, some suspense was lent by the fact that all other animals were presented in some way that could have confused a kitten, who perhaps had been raised in a darkened room. The horse was standing in front of a hatstand, as they so often did, and the hippo was eating at a trough against which was an upturned pitchfork. Seen from the wrong direction, the tableau might look for just one second like a cow ...

Young Sam loved it, anyway. It must have been the most cuddled book in the world.

Nevertheless, it bothered Vimes, even though he'd got really good at the noises and would go up against any man in his rendition of the "Hruuugh!" But was this a book for a city kid? When would he ever hear these noises? In the city the only sound those animals would make was "sizzle" But the nursery was full of the conspiracy, with baa-lambs and teddy bears and fluffy ducklings everywhere he looked."

― Terry Pratchett, Thud!
2020-10-16 10:39:36 PM  
Cows are assholes.  In addition to escaping all the damn time, they're good at breaking fences, shiatting on your shoes, and being generally mean douches.

It is good that we eat them.  Outside of the precursor for cheese, it is all they are good for.
2020-10-16 10:44:32 PM  
Sheep Discovers How To Use A Trampoline
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2020-10-17 12:11:03 AM  
2020-10-17 12:56:01 AM  
No! Not in my tramp and certainly not in my YAAD!
2020-10-17 1:48:21 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: [Fark user image 365x433]

Geraldine now, stop shaking that cow
For heaven's sake, for your sake and the cow's sake.
That's the dumbest way I've seen
To make a milk shake.

Not yet?
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/jackie treehorn was more successful
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