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(Politico)   Pfizer vaccine will sit out the November election   (politico.com) divider line
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2020-10-16 7:13:26 PM  
Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.
 
2020-10-16 7:14:01 PM  
Pfizer knows that if they get emergency authorization now, and Trump subsequently loses, he'll suddenly revoke authorization, leaving them on the hook for millions in distribution and storage costs.
 
2020-10-16 7:14:41 PM  
Good pfor them.
 
2020-10-16 7:19:00 PM  

p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.


I don't think they know that /s

Anywho....anyone watching the dodger game?
 
2020-10-16 7:21:29 PM  
Pfff...                                              izer
 
2020-10-16 7:21:58 PM  
Pfizer doesn't want Trump to be able to say that a vaccine was found on his watch. That would be a major selling point for the undecideds.
 
2020-10-16 7:23:18 PM  

p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.


We may never know the long-term side-effects until it starts happening to people.

/many people will essentially be lab-rats
//they will not be paid, but will pay dearly. They don't even know they are lab-rats
///it must be nice to have your lab rats throw huge amounts of cash at you
 
2020-10-16 7:24:08 PM  
Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?
 
2020-10-16 7:24:37 PM  
Pfooey.
 
2020-10-16 7:29:52 PM  

bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?


216,000 or more on your guy's watch, Muffy.
 
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2020-10-16 7:30:08 PM  
They obviously hate Trump.  What a political hack job.  Etc...

//no I am not serious
 
2020-10-16 7:31:17 PM  

p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.


That is literally what they're doing now.
 
2020-10-16 7:32:58 PM  

bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?


They literally are waiting for safety data to prove the vaccine is safe, dumbass. We aren't farking idiots who think we should short-circuit the process just so Trump can look good.
 
2020-10-16 7:33:00 PM  

d23: They obviously hate Trump.


Is Pfizer based in NYC? I walked past their building once with the big penis and vagina on it.
 
2020-10-16 7:39:14 PM  

macadamnut: d23: They obviously hate Trump.

Is Pfizer based in NYC? I walked past their building once with the big penis and vagina on it.


A different time, apropos of nothing, we were stopped at a light on Broadway and the shuttle-bus-thing next to us had a bachelor party going on with a big blowjob on the TV. It ain't Kansas.
 
2020-10-16 7:40:09 PM  
Donald Trump really thought he could conjure a vaccine to save him by sheer will. Remember, the first and primary audience for Trump's carefully fabricated delusions is Trump.
 
2020-10-16 7:43:33 PM  
They won't have a working vaccine before the election...willing to bet they won't have a working one after the election either.
 
2020-10-16 7:49:14 PM  
See thread below.  A majority of people are not going to take the TrumpVaccineTM
 
2020-10-16 7:49:42 PM  

bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?


What do you care anyways? You live in Russia.
 
2020-10-16 7:49:49 PM  
This announcement really plays into Trump's hands. There was never going to be a vaccine ready before the election, but he's been saying "we will have a vaccine very soon, could have one before the election, but they say no, we can't have it before the election it would do me too much good, it would be unfair. So they won't allow it before the election but very soon after..."

Watch for some tweets along those lines about the Democrats pressuring Pfizer to not have the vaccine before the election, even though it's 100% ready to go.
 
2020-10-16 7:58:51 PM  
You see it's funny because Pfizer makes boner pills and Trump has a comically tiny penis.
 
2020-10-16 8:00:26 PM  
Big Pharma knows who will sell them further, unlimited access to the US Treasury.

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2020-10-16 8:03:04 PM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Good pfor them.


The only good pfhor is a dead pfhor

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2020-10-16 8:23:24 PM  

bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?


It is what it is.
 
2020-10-16 8:24:23 PM  
Stiggen it to the Conservatives?
 
2020-10-16 8:33:54 PM  

MattyBlast: Pfizer doesn't want Trump to be able to say that a vaccine was found on his watch. That would be a major selling point for the undecideds.


If they thought he was going to win, they'd be all over it. They just don't want to have to explain themselves to the new tenants in November.
 
2020-10-16 8:34:30 PM  
It's a no win deal for any vaccine manufacturer to come out with a vaccine before the election. It would forever be known as the "Trump-Covid19 vaccine". His followers will never take it because "Covid is no big deal" and normal people won't either because they (rightfully so) won't trust it.
 
2020-10-16 8:40:23 PM  

p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.


Yeah but the nice lady that spent her life locking up bad men will take it if the scienticians say to take it. Why do you hate women?
 
2020-10-16 8:45:25 PM  
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2020-10-16 8:49:44 PM  
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2020-10-16 8:53:19 PM  
Someone's been  hoarding monkeys according to RT.

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2020-10-16 8:56:21 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.

We may never know the long-term side-effects until it starts happening to people.

/many people will essentially be lab-rats
//they will not be paid, but will pay dearly. They don't even know they are lab-rats
///it must be nice to have your lab rats throw huge amounts of cash at you



We also may never know the long term side effects of actually getting the virus until it starts happening to people.
 
2020-10-16 9:03:58 PM  
Pfark Trump, politicizing masks and vaccines.
 
2020-10-16 9:19:01 PM  

Fabric_Man: Pfizer knows that if they get emergency authorization now, and Trump subsequently loses, he'll suddenly revoke authorization, leaving them on the hook for millions in distribution and storage costs.


So, keep sowing discontent to maximize the casualties? Understood! The only way this nation will ever bring all people, people that identity as people, and other entities that reserve the right to name or not name themselves, in a manner they feel is acceptable at a time of their choosing with full respect to their or not their choice to change their opinion at a later date, with full penalty of the those that trespassed in the duration of their renaming or not renaming, together is by ensuring that it is an impossible task so that it fails and many that might live will not because people need to feel their choice is approved by their online and offline besties.

It really can't get any easier than that.

Fecking morans
 
2020-10-16 9:23:30 PM  

p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.


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2020-10-16 9:25:21 PM  

Ganon D. Mire: p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.

We may never know the long-term side-effects until it starts happening to people.

/many people will essentially be lab-rats
//they will not be paid, but will pay dearly. They don't even know they are lab-rats
///it must be nice to have your lab rats throw huge amounts of cash at you


Um, wouldn't we eventually find out the long term side effects?

Meh! I'm voting for the old dude.
 
2020-10-16 9:35:22 PM  

MattyBlast: Pfizer doesn't want Trump to be able to say that a vaccine was found on his watch. That would be a major selling point for the undecideds.


So they are withholding for political reasons?
 
2020-10-16 9:39:02 PM  

ChrisDe: Pfark Trump, politicizing masks and vaccines.


Democratic party leaders have done an awesome job gaslighting democratic voters.
 
2020-10-16 10:15:55 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: The only way this nation will ever bring all people, people that identity as people, and other entities that reserve the right to name or not name themselves, in a manner they feel is acceptable at a time of their choosing with full respect to their or not their choice to change their opinion at a later date, with full penalty of the those that trespassed in the duration of their renaming or not renaming, together is by ensuring that it is an impossible task so that it fails and many that might live will not because people need to feel their choice is approved by their online and offline besties.


Um, what the hell is this?

StoPPeRmobile: Fecking morans


That explains it.
 
2020-10-16 10:17:20 PM  
Jesus the loons are thick in this one.
 
2020-10-16 10:48:54 PM  
When I heard the CEO on the radio come out and say they'd submit their filings to the FDA by month's end I laughed out loud. There is no way humanly possible to compile the data and get anything approaching a coherent document submission. If, and it is a big if, they put all their resources into it, they can get it by the end of November, they have a good working relationship with the FDA and know how the gears turn, plus the government is putting in tons of money into the program. Then the FDA can go over everything with a fine tooth comb, and maybe get something out before Xmas, but most likely early 2021.

It was clear the CEO was getting political pressure to put out some good news because everything has been a massive cock-up until this point. If we get this under control with only 500k deaths, it'll be a miracle.
 
2020-10-17 2:12:08 AM  

bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?


I'm surprised you didn't take all of the Stage 1 vaccines.  Better safe than sorry, righr?
 
2020-10-17 2:15:21 AM  

stuffy: Stiggen it to the Conservatives?


they stiggit to themselves because no one with stiggit for them
 
2020-10-17 2:18:29 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Ganon D. Mire: p51d007: Before of after the election, I'm not getting one until it's been used by a bunch of people and considered "safe".  It's a vaccine for a VIRUS.  Virus's MUTATE.

We may never know the long-term side-effects until it starts happening to people.

/many people will essentially be lab-rats
//they will not be paid, but will pay dearly. They don't even know they are lab-rats
///it must be nice to have your lab rats throw huge amounts of cash at you

Um, wouldn't we eventually find out the long term side effects?

Meh! I'm voting for the old dude.


you'll find out ine way or another.

would you rather find out first hand, second hand, or third hand?
 
2020-10-17 2:19:42 AM  

bobbyjoebobby: MattyBlast: Pfizer doesn't want Trump to be able to say that a vaccine was found on his watch. That would be a major selling point for the undecideds.

So they are withholding for political reasons?


nah becuase they dont like you personally.

What did you do to them to cause this?!?!
 
2020-10-17 2:20:34 AM  

bobbyjoebobby: ChrisDe: Pfark Trump, politicizing masks and vaccines.

Democratic party leaders have done an awesome job gaslighting democratic voters.


I wouldn't know I've been wearing my mask
 
2020-10-17 1:42:44 PM  

thorpe: bfh0417: Yep, to the Dems and their supporters what's a few more deaths, right?

216,000 or more on your guy's watch, Muffy.


/Mupfpfy
//FTFY
 
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