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(CNBC)   Look, you're already using Zoom for work, school, church, even family get-togethers. So it's not that big a leap to using it for strip clubs, right?   (cnbc.com) divider line
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2020-10-16 10:48:40 AM  
43 votes:
But what if someone Zoom-bombs the strip tease with a lecture on quantum mechanics?
 
2020-10-16 12:08:18 PM  
12 votes:

cryinoutloud: I don't use Zoom, I will never use Zoom, and I'm quite all right with that decision.

First it was "you have to have a cell phone" then it was "you have to download these APPS" then was "you have to respond to text messages like I just called you up and spoke to you" and now it's "your face has to be available at any time to log in to a chat room so that we can monitor you."

No.


Man yells at the cloud.
 
2020-10-16 11:52:05 AM  
8 votes:

Xcott: But what if someone Zoom-bombs the strip tease with a lecture on quantum mechanics?


Then be both aroused and informed.
 
2020-10-16 11:45:27 AM  
8 votes:
 can a zoom call get a former MMA fighter turned stripper to squirt boob milk in my friends face for 5 bucks ?
 
2020-10-16 11:44:48 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-10-16 12:01:23 PM  
7 votes:

alechemist: Xcott: But what if someone Zoom-bombs the strip tease with a lecture on quantum mechanics?

Then be both aroused and informed.


I've got the weirdest Heisen-Boner right now
 
2020-10-16 11:47:38 AM  
5 votes:
these guys were way ahead of the game

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2020-10-16 11:57:48 AM  
4 votes:
But how will the stripper kick over my beer and secrete stripper dust that only my wife can find?

And if she starts sobbing about rent, can I just mute her?
 
2020-10-16 12:16:42 PM  
2 votes:

Xcott: But what if someone Zoom-bombs the strip tease with a lecture on quantum mechanics?


That deserves an extra $5 tip.
 
2020-10-16 11:59:08 AM  
2 votes:
Isn't....isn't that just porn?
 
2020-10-16 3:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
Zoom After Dark (TM)
 
2020-10-16 3:32:42 PM  
1 vote:

Xcott: But what if someone Zoom-bombs the strip tease with a lecture on quantum mechanics?


nothing takes me out of a good teacher-student scene, movie or commercials then bad math and formulas written on the blackboards.  just symbols arranged randomly.

also, whiteboards are more common now it seems in education.
 
2020-10-16 2:34:14 PM  
1 vote:

snoopy2zero: jerryskid: Cubs300: Or Xhamster Live

Xhamster?  I'll have to sit that one out.

Its not what you think its super [Fark user image 425x458]classy and tastfully done.

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Touche.
 
2020-10-16 2:13:02 PM  
1 vote:
Can't catch pink eye from a zoom meeting ☹
 
2020-10-16 1:34:29 PM  
1 vote:

jerryskid: Cubs300: Or Xhamster Live

Xhamster?  I'll have to sit that one out.


Its not what you think its super
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classy and tastfully done.

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2020-10-16 1:21:58 PM  
1 vote:
Holy crap, they invented Pay-per-view.
 
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