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(News.com.au)   China's leader Xi Jinping caught coughing at speech spark rumors he's got the 'rona, not able to fulfill his hundred year rule   (news.com.au) divider line
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2020-10-16 5:51:14 PM  
During his visit to the People's Liberation Army Marine Corps in Chaozhou City, President Xi told troops to "put all (their) minds and energy on preparing for war" and to remain "absolutely loyal, absolutely pure and absolutely reliable."

/That's what Xi said!
 
2020-10-16 6:40:09 PM  
He should dig out his honey jar.

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2020-10-16 10:00:11 PM  
Maybe it Wu-ping cough?
 
2020-10-16 10:01:34 PM  

EL EM: Maybe it Wu-ping cough?


Trump would laugh at that joke.

How does that make you feel?
 
2020-10-16 10:01:35 PM  
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2020-10-16 10:04:14 PM  
Turn your head and cough. Oh my god you have 'rona!
 
2020-10-16 10:04:48 PM  
He ll probably say COVID came from the US like he did at the start of the pandemic.

Farking Xi and his totalitarian dictatorship deserve the end the nazis got.
 
2020-10-16 10:05:12 PM  

BadReligion: He should dig out his honey jar.

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Is that some kind of weird manbearpig?  Why does he have hooves?
 
2020-10-16 10:07:30 PM  
When you call it "'rona" you sound like as much of a buffoon as when trump says "China virus".
 
2020-10-16 10:08:02 PM  
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We could do a whip round for a get well soon Cameo...
 
2020-10-16 10:11:40 PM  

Purple_Urkle: EL EM: Maybe it Wu-ping cough?

Trump would laugh at that joke.

How does that make you feel?


Trump doesn't laugh, so your premise is wrong.
 
2020-10-16 10:17:21 PM  
Dictators and demagogues don't engender the same feelings of compassion and empathy I have towards other people who catch the virus. This feeling is more like a low grade antipathy piled onto the already substantive antipathy I already have for them.
 
2020-10-16 10:26:23 PM  
Oh bother.
 
2020-10-16 10:26:28 PM  
Wishful thinking is wishful.

/When you wish upon a star...
 
2020-10-16 10:32:11 PM  
Don't tell President Madagascar.
 
2020-10-16 10:38:46 PM  
Boobies...that's what Xi tells me.

The fifth chairmen of the Communist Party adopted wearing a mask in public in February and the number of days that passed between an enforced quarantine* of Wuhan and his doing so was not unnoticed and given lots of attention.

The Chinese New Year is the most extensive lunar holiday accommodated in China...from two weeks to a month depending on your relative wealth. The Last Train Home is a documentary that begins by describing this annual event had become the largest human migration on Earth as China's economy transitions and urbanization is at a peak because it is in the grandparents hometown that so many Chinese aspire to return and celebrate.

And when Wuhan began collapsing, schools were not reconvened throughout the nation. And when schools would reconvene was closely monitored by economists in the West.

*A shelter in place of immediate, not extended, family and the closing of all ground traffic and risking the fewest lives possible of government and commercial workers to address the distribution of food.
 
2020-10-16 10:39:19 PM  
He still rules the hundred billion acre wood with an iron paw.
 
2020-10-16 11:08:45 PM  

lolmao500: He ll probably say COVID came from the US like he did at the start of the pandemic.

Farking Xi and his totalitarian dictatorship deserve the end the nazis got.


I am hoping for a more successful internal solution than the Germans managed.
 
2020-10-16 11:09:55 PM  

leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x480]

We could do a whip round for a get well soon Cameo...


Oh crap how could such a limited comment make my eyes wet? :(
 
2020-10-16 11:13:23 PM  

buravirgil: Boobies...that's what Xi tells me.

The fifth chairmen of the Communist Party adopted wearing a mask in public in February and the number of days that passed between an enforced quarantine* of Wuhan and his doing so was not unnoticed and given lots of attention.

The Chinese New Year is the most extensive lunar holiday accommodated in China...from two weeks to a month depending on your relative wealth. The Last Train Home is a documentary that begins by describing this annual event had become the largest human migration on Earth as China's economy transitions and urbanization is at a peak because it is in the grandparents hometown that so many Chinese aspire to return and celebrate.

And when Wuhan began collapsing, schools were not reconvened throughout the nation. And when schools would reconvene was closely monitored by economists in the West.

*A shelter in place of immediate, not extended, family and the closing of all ground traffic and risking the fewest lives possible of government and commercial workers to address the distribution of food.


Mate, you are never going to win this.  You cannot paint a totalitarian authoritarian dictatorship in any positive way, without just sounding like a f*ckhead, worse a paid f*ckhead.  Or is it just the brainwashing?
 
2020-10-16 11:23:54 PM  

Purple_Urkle: EL EM: Maybe it Wu-ping cough?

Trump would laugh at that joke.

How does that make you feel?


I regrat nutting!!
 
2020-10-16 11:43:56 PM  

buravirgil: Boobies...that's what Xi tells me.

The fifth chairmen of the Communist Party adopted wearing a mask in public in February and the number of days that passed between an enforced quarantine* of Wuhan and his doing so was not unnoticed and given lots of attention.

The Chinese New Year is the most extensive lunar holiday accommodated in China...from two weeks to a month depending on your relative wealth. The Last Train Home is a documentary that begins by describing this annual event had become the largest human migration on Earth as China's economy transitions and urbanization is at a peak because it is in the grandparents hometown that so many Chinese aspire to return and celebrate.

And when Wuhan began collapsing, schools were not reconvened throughout the nation. And when schools would reconvene was closely monitored by economists in the West.

*A shelter in place of immediate, not extended, family and the closing of all ground traffic and risking the fewest lives possible of government and commercial workers to address the distribution of food.


Last Train is a great movie.

Saw a screening of it with the director while in Beijing.  My wife went to school with him.
 
2020-10-16 11:49:31 PM  

Langdon_777: leeksfromchichis: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 480x480]

We could do a whip round for a get well soon Cameo...

Oh crap how could such a limited comment make my eyes wet? :(


Jim Cummings.
Butt kicking for goodness since 1952.
 
2020-10-17 12:49:30 AM  
Langdon_777: You cannot paint a totalitarian authoritarian dictatorship in any positive way


What about I wrote was positive?
Describe, son. Don't explain.
 
2020-10-17 1:18:43 AM  

buravirgil: Langdon_777: You cannot paint a totalitarian authoritarian dictatorship in any positive way


What about I wrote was positive?
Describe, son. Don't explain.


You are a Chinese troll who constantly tries to paint things that have no positive qualities as if they do.

Honestly it is impossible to describe a Totalitarian Authoritarian Dictatorship as anything positive.  China was doing quite well until Xi decided he wanted to be dictator for life.  You c*nts do not have any idea of what you are.  What you are is an uneducated, brainwashed country that without the rest of us would have starved to death (not that your history suggest that that is a problem.)

China was moving forward, and doing well, until Xi did his "dictator for life" thing - that was when anyone with a brain realised just how farking farked up you country is.
 
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