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(New York Daily News)   Woman gives boyfriend the get down or beat down options. Since this is Fark, you know which he selected   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2020-10-15 10:47:01 AM  
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2020-10-15 11:43:52 AM  
Elder abuse.
 
2020-10-15 12:30:25 PM  
Going down on Florida Woman is roughly equivalent to smoking three packs of menthol cigarettes.
 
2020-10-15 12:33:35 PM  
This isn't the first story we've had here like this. Also Florida.
Maybe the guys are afraid of gators in the swamp?
 
2020-10-15 12:34:25 PM  

dothemath: Going down on Florida Woman is roughly equivalent to smoking three packs of menthol cigarettes.


Licking a urinal trough at a biker bar
 
2020-10-15 12:35:37 PM  
I too have a fear of centipedes.
 
2020-10-15 12:36:14 PM  
I bet she doesn't keep her mimsy clean. She should freshen her flaps.
 
2020-10-15 12:38:21 PM  

vudukungfu: dothemath: Going down on Florida Woman is roughly equivalent to smoking three packs of menthol cigarettes.

Licking a urinal trough at a biker bar


Ah, the trough.

The Astrodome used to have those.
 
2020-10-15 12:40:09 PM  
isn't that the mayor of chicago ?
 
2020-10-15 12:40:52 PM  
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2020-10-15 12:41:03 PM  
"I mean, can you at least take a shower first? Maybe use a little soap in that general area?"
 
2020-10-15 12:41:11 PM  
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Does the curtain match the drapes?  And now the jumpsuit?  I wouldn't, either.
 
2020-10-15 12:41:55 PM  
$12,000 bond.

The man who broke into the governor's home ..or was it another legislator? Anyway, I remember that bond was $5,000.

Not saying she didn't deserve it..just pointing out the discrepencies in the justice system.
 
2020-10-15 12:41:57 PM  
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2020-10-15 12:42:31 PM  
Also stating that white racists get away with a lot of shiat and have to pay less for it than poor and black people.
 
2020-10-15 12:45:08 PM  
Mugshot says she's gives no farks and will do it again.
 
2020-10-15 12:45:58 PM  
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2020-10-15 12:46:42 PM  
Sexual assault is sexual assault and I hope they throw the book at her.
 
2020-10-15 12:47:24 PM  

bughunter: Does the curtain match the drapes?


Derp.

Still waiting on the caffeine to kick in.
 
2020-10-15 12:49:22 PM  

dothemath: vudukungfu: dothemath: Going down on Florida Woman is roughly equivalent to smoking three packs of menthol cigarettes.

Licking a urinal trough at a biker bar

Ah, the trough.

The Astrodome used to have those.


Wrigley still does. I mean...I assume they are still there. Obviously haven't been there this season.
 
2020-10-15 12:52:59 PM  
How come crime tv stations never show this kind of crime? It's always murder, murder murder...not once anything sexy.
 
2020-10-15 1:04:12 PM  

steklo: How come crime tv stations never show this kind of crime? It's always murder, murder murder...not once anything sexy.


Fear.  Be afraid, citizen.  You can't be controlled if you're not terrified.
 
2020-10-15 1:04:43 PM  
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2020-10-15 1:05:28 PM  

steklo: How come crime tv stations never show this kind of crime? It's always murder, murder murder...not once anything sexy.


Bail her out, we'll have a camera crew follow you.
 
2020-10-15 1:10:06 PM  

steklo: How come crime tv stations never show this kind of crime? It's always murder, murder murder...not once anything sexy.


Olivia Benson scowls in your direction.
 
2020-10-15 1:23:45 PM  
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2020-10-15 1:27:01 PM  
You can only stick three fingers in a bowling ball.
 
2020-10-15 1:31:48 PM  
Damn op for posting this and giving me the mental picture of a 69 year old man potentially going down on a woman.
 
2020-10-15 1:32:01 PM  
nope. no gif for this
 
2020-10-15 1:39:16 PM  
Heh heh
69

Heh heh
 
2020-10-15 1:41:30 PM  
I always wondered what a love child of Wanda Sykes and Candyman would look like.
 
2020-10-15 1:42:10 PM  

DevilGirlFromMars: Sexual assault is sexual assault and I hope they throw the book at her.


Why would this benefit society?
 
2020-10-15 1:45:31 PM  
At his age, I don't blame him for not wanting to go into a Florida swamp.  So much undergrowth that if you fell in, nobody would ever find you.
 
2020-10-15 1:52:23 PM  
Just because nobody else has, I'd like to bring up the fact that this woman is clearly guilty of a felony.

Also, she looks a little like Donna Brazille gone awry.
 
2020-10-15 2:05:11 PM  
Awww man I was really hoping Taystee was gonna make it on the outside.
 
2020-10-15 2:05:30 PM  

Kirablue42: $12,000 bond.

The man who broke into the governor's home ..or was it another legislator? Anyway, I remember that bond was $5,000.

Not saying she didn't deserve it..just pointing out the discrepencies in the justice system.


Not that I disagree, but considering it's related to sex, and people have been calling for such crimes to have higher (if any) bond, you shouldn't be surprised.

DevilGirlFromMars: Sexual assault is sexual assault and I hope they throw the book at her.


The fact she was actually arrested is an improvement.
 
2020-10-15 2:05:41 PM  
And stay down!

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2020-10-15 2:16:08 PM  

huntercr: Awww man I was really hoping Taystee was gonna make it on the outside.


you and me both. we warned hmi to stay away from Juice Box but love will find a way.
 
2020-10-15 2:29:11 PM  
TFA says her boyfriend is 69. He shouldn't have a promise he didn't intend to keep.
 
2020-10-15 2:51:17 PM  
Maybe if she trimmed her fingernails she could have taken care of it herself.
 
2020-10-15 2:56:50 PM  
HA HA! On Fark, domestic violence is hilarious when a woman does it to a man! LOLOLOLOLOL
 
2020-10-15 2:57:34 PM  
I looked at the picture, already figuring what to expect.  Got the color wrong, but otherwise close enough.
 
2020-10-15 2:59:14 PM  

testosteronephobe: TFA says her boyfriend is 69. He shouldn't have a promise he didn't intend to keep.


I was thinking the ironic tag was out to lunch.
 
2020-10-15 3:30:59 PM  
Beer or tempura?
 
2020-10-15 5:31:03 PM  
For some reason this reminds me a columnist for either Jezebel or Cosmo (can't remember which), but it two different articles the points were.

1.  Only blow a man if you want to.  Never be coerced into it or feel bad if you don't want to.  If a guy demands you blow him, break up with him.
2.  If a man refuses to go down on you you should break up with him, no matter what.

//1 is technically correct
///2 is the sign of a sociopath when paired with #1
 
2020-10-15 6:01:20 PM  

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The sheer farking blatant irony in that scene.
 
2020-10-15 7:10:56 PM  
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