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(Trust.org)   Soccer star Ronaldo test positive for the 'Rona. Expected to roll around on the grass for a few minutes, and then get back to work   (news.trust.org) divider line
    More: Sick, FIFA World Player of the Year, best player, Cristiano Ronaldo, Real Madrid C.F., Serie A, Five-times world player of the year Ronaldo, Lisbon, Portugal  
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2020-10-13 10:39:00 PM  
Perhaps he should be playing for Barcerona then? Amiright?
 
2020-10-13 10:58:06 PM  

GoodHomer: Perhaps he should be playing for Barcerona then? Amiright?


Bartherona, thurely.
 
2020-10-13 10:59:04 PM  
Rub some dirtdinero on it.
 
2020-10-13 11:00:39 PM  
Ronaldo 'Rona what's yer poison
Hookin' up kisses and hugs and some such
Ronaldo 'Rona swab that phone-a
Masking up teammates but too late for ya ...

/ My finest verse!
 
2020-10-13 11:15:01 PM  
No one, NO ONE, gives a rats' ass about sports this year.
 
2020-10-13 11:22:23 PM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: No one, NO ONE, gives a rats' ass about sports this year.


Gamblers and bookies do.
 
2020-10-14 1:01:51 AM  
I submitted this w/ a better headline.

/Ronaldo acquires something notable before Messi does
 
2020-10-14 1:18:58 AM  
https://apnews.com/article/internatio​n​al-soccer-nevada-trials-cristiano-rona​ldo-courts-08ec4ed4e4fe83be1f865b4ea81​c0cbd

Just in time for his legal issues involving rape in Las Vegas 10 years ago moves to a new stage.  Very convenient.
 
2020-10-14 4:52:55 AM  

SloppyFrenchKisser: No one, NO ONE, gives a rats' ass about sports this year.


Speak for yourself. After the upheavel of total lockdown and still no return to normalcy with bars having curfews and not being able to gather in groups I find the routine of getting alerts on my mobile for the mighty Us conceding goals of a Saturday afternoon and being able to watch MotD quite comforting.
 
2020-10-14 5:37:32 AM  
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2020-10-14 7:03:23 AM  
I bet the Jews did this.
 
2020-10-14 6:36:58 PM  
LOL SUBBY TOLD THE SOCCER JOKE
 
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