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2020-10-10 6:53:23 PM  
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2020-10-10 7:55:55 PM  
"fist win with Romeo"

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2020-10-10 8:07:23 PM  
I should not watch the Browns again, so another massive WTF happens, like a 1-point safety.
 
2020-10-10 10:55:24 PM  
Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.  This is the map for the CBS early broadcast:

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/Anchorage, Fairbanks, & Honolulu are red as well
 
2020-10-10 11:52:51 PM  
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2020-10-11 12:53:36 AM  
Go Steelers!

Let's show the Eagles who owns the Keystone State.....
 
2020-10-11 12:59:40 AM  

Dr.Fey: Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.  This is the map for the CBS early broadcast:

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/Anchorage, Fairbanks, & Honolulu are red as well


And afterwards almost the whole country is going to be able to watch Dallas stomp the Giants, with narration by Tony Romo:

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Meanwhile, on Fox, most of the country will be treated to the Battle of Pennsylvania:

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2020-10-11 1:54:35 AM  
Maybe the Giants have one in them?

Nah, they'll start 0-6 a-farkin-gain.

/ Giants fan
 
2020-10-11 2:25:13 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: Maybe the Giants have one in them?

Nah, they'll start 0-6 a-farkin-gain.

/ Giants fan


Hey they play Washington next week.  1-5 is a distinct possibility!
 
2020-10-11 4:40:49 AM  
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2020-10-11 8:54:27 AM  
Annnnnd...the Patriots and Titans have both closed there facilities due to new positive COVID tests.

Lovely.
 
2020-10-11 9:43:18 AM  

Dr.Fey: Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.  This is the map for the CBS early broadcast:

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/Anchorage, Fairbanks, & Honolulu are red as well


I'm surprised more of New Jersey isn't getting the Battle of PA. I thought New Jersey was split between the Eagles, Giants, and Jets.
 
2020-10-11 9:55:10 AM  

fatalvenom: Annnnnd...the Patriots and Titans have both closed there facilities due to new positive COVID tests.

Lovely.


Yuuup. Broncos-Patriots is postponed indefinitely, I'm guessing they're waiting til tomorrow to do the same with the Titanics. Here comes the fall....
 
2020-10-11 10:10:33 AM  

greentea1985: I'm surprised more of New Jersey isn't getting the Battle of PA. I thought New Jersey was split between the Eagles, Giants, and Jets.


They are, and currently they're getting literally all three. North gets Jets, south gets Philly, all get Giants-Dallas as some sort of karmic punishment.

\seriously, that game might not even make it to so-bad-it's-good territory.
 
2020-10-11 11:13:28 AM  
So should I suck it up, take some klonopin, and go to Dave and Buster's or watch something else and get updates on the Jags from you farkers?
 
2020-10-11 11:45:44 AM  

Bunny Deville: So should I suck it up, take some klonopin, and go to Dave and Buster's or watch something else and get updates on the Jags from you farkers?


I vote watch something else.  I'm not expecting the Jags to do awesome things against the Texans.
 
2020-10-11 11:52:41 AM  

Polish Hussar: Bunny Deville: So should I suck it up, take some klonopin, and go to Dave and Buster's or watch something else and get updates on the Jags from you farkers?

I vote watch something else.  I'm not expecting the Jags to do awesome things against the Texans.


Neither am I, and I just found out Myles Jack and CJ Henderson are inactive today.

Steelers it is.
 
2020-10-11 11:55:59 AM  
Today will be glorious. House to myself all day and night. No work tomorrow. Soooooooooooo much booze and football happening
 
2020-10-11 12:01:54 PM  

HeathenHealer: Today will be glorious. House to myself all day and night. No work tomorrow. Soooooooooooo much booze and football happening


Fast forward to this afternoon at HeathenHealer's house

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2020-10-11 12:03:07 PM  
Been watching the French Open the last 3 hours. Nadal is pretty damn good at this tennis game.
 
2020-10-11 12:03:22 PM  
Here we go Stillers here we go
*clap* *clap*
 
2020-10-11 12:05:57 PM  

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Well, I can see what kind of thread this is going to be...

...and I like it.

Pittsburgh wins the Battle of Pennsylvania big. I'm going to watch it with a couple of dirty Eagles fans, so it could be interesting.
 
2020-10-11 12:06:54 PM  

picodenico: Been watching the French Open the last 3 hours. Nadal is pretty damn good at this tennis game.


When he's healthy he's damn near invincible on clay.  Last I checked in he'd won the first set by two breaks, and was cruising to a win in the second.
 
2020-10-11 12:08:11 PM  

johnny_vegas: HeathenHealer: Today will be glorious. House to myself all day and night. No work tomorrow. Soooooooooooo much booze and football happening

Fast forward to this afternoon at HeathenHealer's house

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Accurate
 
2020-10-11 12:10:06 PM  
Hello everyone lol 
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2020-10-11 12:11:14 PM  
Hope no one has the Bills or Pats on their fantady team.
 
2020-10-11 12:12:54 PM  
ARI favored by 7 @ NYJ (o/u 48.5).  I think a "get right" game for AZ against the mighty JOE FLACCO (fact).  But the under.
 
2020-10-11 12:13:27 PM  

Polish Hussar: When he's healthy he's damn near invincible on clay.  Last I checked in he'd won the first set by two breaks, and was cruising to a win in the second.


Novak came alive in the 3rd set. But only so much he could do.
 
2020-10-11 12:15:15 PM  
Welcome to week 5 of the 2020 NFL season.  Due to the postponements and covid cases, we've had to take a few liberties with the schedule.  We hope you wil all be understanding as we make accommodations to ensure all games can be played.

We are confident that the superb owl will be played, as scheduled, on Sunday, February 6, 2022.
 
2020-10-11 12:15:54 PM  

HeathenHealer: Today will be glorious. House to myself all day and night. No work tomorrow. Soooooooooooo much booze and football happening


Lucky.  I found out late yesterday that work authorized 20 hours of overtime this week to meet a Tuesday deadline, so I'm working 12 hours today.
/I'm getting time and a half, so I probably shouldn't complain too much
//But I will complain bitterly about the incompetence the company displayed yesterday in getting that announcement out
///I only found out at 8:30 last night when one of my colleagues happened to text me.
 
2020-10-11 12:20:39 PM  

Dr.Fey: Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.


Good luck Raiders!

You're gonna need it.

/jwb!
 
2020-10-11 12:21:56 PM  

Bunny Deville: So should I suck it up, take some klonopin, and go to Dave and Buster's or watch something else and get updates on the Jags from you farkers?


Not worth it.
 
2020-10-11 12:21:59 PM  

Polish Hussar: Dr.Fey: Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.  This is the map for the CBS early broadcast:

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/Anchorage, Fairbanks, & Honolulu are red as well

And afterwards almost the whole country is going to be able to watch Dallas stomp the Giants, with narration by Tony Romo:

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Meanwhile, on Fox, most of the country will be treated to the Battle of Pennsylvania:

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Dallas again?
Why do they keep putting this shiatty team on my TV?
 
2020-10-11 12:22:05 PM  
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2020-10-11 12:23:51 PM  
Almost time...

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2020-10-11 12:24:30 PM  
I hate when Cards get a Early Game, it farks me over to see Eagles/Steelers and my sister in law needs Sunday Ticket today because of it, fark you Cardinals.
 
2020-10-11 12:26:14 PM  

Polish Hussar: HeathenHealer: Today will be glorious. House to myself all day and night. No work tomorrow. Soooooooooooo much booze and football happening

Lucky.  I found out late yesterday that work authorized 20 hours of overtime this week to meet a Tuesday deadline, so I'm working 12 hours today.
/I'm getting time and a half, so I probably shouldn't complain too much
//But I will complain bitterly about the incompetence the company displayed yesterday in getting that announcement out
///I only found out at 8:30 last night when one of my colleagues happened to text me.


That sucks man. I'll have a few beers for you.
 
2020-10-11 12:30:42 PM  
So the Bills could be playing either the Chiefs or Titans this week, on Tuesday OR Thursday

Nice schedule.
 
2020-10-11 12:33:03 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: Almost time...

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2020-10-11 12:33:32 PM  
Well, given that the Bills aren't playing today, or...maybe this week - it's an all FanDuel kind of day. I'm thinking I'm going to start with the Chefs. 

Nick Foles is the current Jake leader with 16.6
 
2020-10-11 12:33:41 PM  
Chris Jones and Bashad Breeland are back for KC today.
 
2020-10-11 12:33:49 PM  

phimuskapsi: Well, given that the Bills aren't playing today, or...maybe this week - it's an all FanDuel kind of day. I'm thinking I'm going to start with the Chefs. 

Nick Foles is the current Jake leader with 16.6


Excuse me. I'm a moron, it's no one.
 
2020-10-11 12:35:54 PM  

abhorrent1: Polish Hussar: Dr.Fey: Almost the whole country is going to be able to watch KC stomp Vegas at KC.  This is the map for the CBS early broadcast:

[506sports.com image 850x469]

/Anchorage, Fairbanks, & Honolulu are red as well

And afterwards almost the whole country is going to be able to watch Dallas stomp the Giants, with narration by Tony Romo:

[Fark user image 850x469]
[Fark user image 259x98]

Meanwhile, on Fox, most of the country will be treated to the Battle of Pennsylvania:

[Fark user image 850x469]
[Fark user image 292x234]

Dallas again?
Why do they keep putting this shiatty team on my TV?


Because Fox thinks a lot of people will watch them not matter how shiatty they are.  The same thing goes for the Giants.  I guess we've got the Voltron of terrible big-market teams today.
/A couple years ago one of the ESPN guys had a fun little rant complaining about how the awful Giants kept getting prime slots.
 
2020-10-11 12:36:40 PM  
Footbaw
 
2020-10-11 12:37:10 PM  

phimuskapsi: Well, given that the Bills aren't playing today, or...maybe this week - it's an all FanDuel kind of day. I'm thinking I'm going to start with the Chefs. 

Nick Foles is the current Jake leader with 16.6


Thank you for reminding me I have money in my FanDuel account. Day saved!
 
2020-10-11 12:47:27 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: So the Bills could be playing either the Chiefs or Titans this week, on Tuesday OR Thursday

Nice schedule.


It's gonna be the latter, prime spot now that the debate got canned, they could flip the Titans next Sunday
 
2020-10-11 12:47:50 PM  

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Holy shiat thanks for that, I literally LOLd at the bar.

Side note, Burrows gonna die today. Poor kid.
 
2020-10-11 12:48:04 PM  

eddievercetti: cameroncrazy1984: So the Bills could be playing either the Chiefs or Titans this week, on Tuesday OR Thursday

Nice schedule.

It's gonna be the latter, prime spot now that the debate got canned, they could flip the Titans next Sunday


They can't flip the Titans next Sunday because they (Titans) already had their bye week.
 
2020-10-11 12:48:50 PM  
Do I blow the one week Sunday Ticket trial for Philly/Pitt?
 
2020-10-11 12:49:06 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: phimuskapsi: Well, given that the Bills aren't playing today, or...maybe this week - it's an all FanDuel kind of day. I'm thinking I'm going to start with the Chefs. 

Nick Foles is the current Jake leader with 16.6

Thank you for reminding me I have money in my FanDuel account. Day saved!


No prob!

I'm kind of stuck in a rut where all I'm doing is winning my money back, hoping for a break out win today :P
 
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