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2020-10-09 12:02:09 PM  
Birds been binging berries?
 
2020-10-09 12:19:58 PM  

GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?


Looks like. I've cleaned that off many years.
 
2020-10-09 12:37:49 PM  

edmo: GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?

Looks like. I've cleaned that off many years.


Apologies, all alliterative answers are asked
 
2020-10-09 12:55:27 PM  
Has anyone found a single eye yet?
 
2020-10-09 1:09:02 PM  
Pepto bismol can do that.
 
2020-10-09 1:10:03 PM  
Some birds ate blueberries.
Or it's a government plot to drop COVID on your house from planes.
One or the other.
 
2020-10-09 1:10:36 PM  
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2020-10-09 1:17:55 PM  
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2020-10-09 1:18:08 PM  

Begoggle: Some birds ate blueberries.
Or it's a government plot to drop COVID on your house from planes.
One or the other.


Or a plumber in a hot air balloon is spilling PVC glue everywhere.
 
2020-10-09 1:19:46 PM  
Well no shiat
 
2020-10-09 1:21:15 PM  
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2020-10-09 1:21:34 PM  
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2020-10-09 1:23:47 PM  
Its bird sh*t, were these people born yesterday?  Its like they've never been around for a bird migration.
 
2020-10-09 1:24:10 PM  

GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?


Oh, well played.
 
2020-10-09 1:29:53 PM  
Chem trail drippings.
 
2020-10-09 1:30:43 PM  
I am so concerned about my health I called the local news station to send strangers to my house to interact with me during a pandemic instead of calling the Health Department directly...

If they're on a migratory path, you'd think they'd be familiar with this.
 
2020-10-09 1:33:06 PM  

GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?


Jesus Christ, it's flying purple people eaters

Get in the house
 
2020-10-09 1:34:55 PM  
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2020-10-09 1:37:44 PM  

GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?


Starlings and pokeweed, was my first thought.
 
2020-10-09 1:37:44 PM  
This is not the purple haze you are looking for?
 
2020-10-09 1:38:42 PM  
Birds and berries. The lead goose commander ordered the flock to drop on his command.

Although it does remind me of when a large gloopy bird dropping painted a streak from the top moulding
of the window, down through the driver side window, down the door, and to the moulding near the
undercarriage of my car.
I looked up to the heavens and yelled "what the fark did i ever did to you bird"!!
 
2020-10-09 1:40:26 PM  
David Sedaris voice: Have you ever gotten home from a 12 hour day, burned a fat one and accidentally ate nothing except 2 lbs. of blueberries for dinner?

sigh

I have...
 
2020-10-09 1:45:39 PM  

Running Wild: David Sedaris voice: Have you ever gotten home from a 12 hour day, burned a fat one and accidentally ate nothing except 2 lbs. of blueberries for dinner?

sigh

I have...


Are you a bear in a Gary Larson cartoon?
 
2020-10-09 1:53:29 PM  
I live about 20 miles from there...we get these types of droppings every year in the mid-July through Mid-August timeframe.  It's obviously bird droppings.

But go ahead...try to blame the airplanes.

//apologies for lack of alliteration.
 
2020-10-09 1:54:31 PM  

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I just put some on Drew's wrench over there. Let's watch as he picks it up!
 
2020-10-09 1:54:49 PM  
Looks like catbird poop they love fruit
 
2020-10-09 1:56:26 PM  
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2020-10-09 2:02:14 PM  

Running Wild: David Sedaris voice: Have you ever gotten home from a 12 hour day, burned a fat one and accidentally ate nothing except 2 lbs. of blueberries for dinner?

sigh

I have...


It really works reading it in the Sedaris voice. Tom Papa is going to be pissed his bits are getting stolen though
 
2020-10-09 2:07:58 PM  
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2020-10-09 2:14:18 PM  
I have 2 of those trees in my back yard. mulberry I think. Birds shiat purple all over the damn place. I should cut them down.
 
2020-10-09 2:14:34 PM  
They're lucky it wasn't colder, all that could have been frozen.

Nobody wants to get hit by an Icy BM...
 
2020-10-09 2:20:04 PM  

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Why would blueberries turn goose poop into purple poop the size one would expect from a much smaller bird?
 
2020-10-09 2:37:36 PM  
The Cheektowaga couple called 7 Eyewitness News for advice because they worried that it might be an accidental toilet discharge from an airplane

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2020-10-09 3:06:09 PM  
Used to own a house with a lot of very productive mulberry trees. Every fall, PURPLE shiat EVERYWHERE.
 
2020-10-09 3:23:02 PM  
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2020-10-09 3:49:55 PM  
Articles like these restore my faith in humanity that most people are morons.  Half a below average!
 
2020-10-09 3:53:36 PM  
Alert the media!
 
2020-10-09 4:37:43 PM  
Welcome to modern journalism, folks.
 
2020-10-09 5:09:12 PM  

EL EM: GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?

Starlings and pokeweed, was my first thought.


There was pokeweed near our house and my husband was looking at it. I told my husband "they are also called inkberry" and (after I warned him they were poisonous) he proceeded to pick some berries and get stains all over his fingers.
 
2020-10-09 5:19:02 PM  

GRCooper: Birds been binging berries?


Bingo.
 
2020-10-09 7:19:30 PM  

fuzzybacchus: Its bird sh*t, were these people born yesterday?  Its like they've never been around for a bird migration.


Yah, happens every year. First thing I thought of before I clicked the link. Slow news day at channel 7. (they local for me)
 
2020-10-09 7:22:18 PM  

EasilyDistracted: I live about 20 miles from there...we get these types of droppings every year in the mid-July through Mid-August timeframe.  It's obviously bird droppings.

But go ahead...try to blame the airplanes.

//apologies for lack of alliteration.


Its Cheektovegas. Them people like to start shiat.
 
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