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2020-10-09 3:33:03 AM  
I've had sex on the alter of a church, it's uncomfortable and too high.

Or is the whole stage the alter?  Then what's the table thingee called? Either way, just have it anywhere on the stage. It still has the blasphemous rush.
 
2020-10-09 3:33:26 AM  
"Aymond went to Saints Peter and Paul and performed a ritual to restore the altar's sanctity."

Directly?  Damn, someone's got connections.
 
2020-10-09 3:36:01 AM  
According to the article, this priest replaced one who had admitted committing child abuse and sending an inappropriate text message to a student at the school where he was Pastor...

So...... this is actually an improvement on the last guy?
 
2020-10-09 3:39:09 AM  
I like how they were arrested for being "visible" but were only seen because of a busybody lurking around peeking in the windows. In a just world that person would be told to mind their own damn business. But nope. Humans gotta be all weird about sex. The very thing that is the reason for our existence.

If any of our books survive after we go extinct then alien archaeologists will read them and wonder how such a clearly insane species survived as long as they did.
 
2020-10-09 3:42:10 AM  

Esroc: If any of our books survive after we go extinct then alien archaeologists will read them and wonder how such a clearly insane species survived as long as they did.


Alien archaeologists will be just as kinky and their society will be just as farked up.
 
2020-10-09 3:42:11 AM  

Esroc: I like how they were arrested for being "visible" but were only seen because of a busybody lurking around peeking in the windows. In a just world that person would be told to mind their own damn business. But nope. Humans gotta be all weird about sex. The very thing that is the reason for our existence.

If any of our books survive after we go extinct then alien archaeologists will read them and wonder how such a clearly insane species survived as long as they did.


Still needed to be smacked upside both heads.  People use the church for services, about like using random desks at work to fark on - no one wants your balls dragged over their work area.  Not big on religion myself, but messing with people's stuff like that is just being an asshole regardless, especially if you're nominally in charge.
 
2020-10-09 3:42:49 AM  
"Defiling a sacred place"... Is that a real charge in Louisiana? I know they have a different legal system down there, but of all the places that I'd expect to be lenient about lewd behavior, they're second on the list.
 
2020-10-09 3:43:04 AM  
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2020-10-09 3:43:25 AM  
Makes you wonder if that knight from The Last Crusade teabagged all the cups.
 
2020-10-09 3:43:29 AM  
I'm just here to watch a tiny stonehenge be lowered from the rafters.
 
2020-10-09 3:45:02 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: People use the church for services, about like using random desks at work to fark on - no one wants your balls dragged over their work area.  Not big on religion myself, but messing with people's stuff like that is just being an asshole regardless, especially if you're nominally in charge.


Cut the altar in half. That way each party can have part of it.
 
2020-10-09 3:45:37 AM  

Esroc: I like how they were arrested for being "visible" but were only seen because of a busybody lurking around peeking in the windows. In a just world that person would be told to mind their own damn business. But nope. Humans gotta be all weird about sex. The very thing that is the reason for our existence.

If any of our books survive after we go extinct then alien archaeologists will read them and wonder how such a clearly insane species survived as long as they did.


We've only been around 200,000 years, and 90% of that was wandering tribes of hunter gatherers. The dinosaurs were around for 200 million.  We're unlikely to even make it to 250K, much less even a million.
 
2020-10-09 3:52:38 AM  

Pats_Cloth_Coat: Esroc: I like how they were arrested for being "visible" but were only seen because of a busybody lurking around peeking in the windows. In a just world that person would be told to mind their own damn business. But nope. Humans gotta be all weird about sex. The very thing that is the reason for our existence.

If any of our books survive after we go extinct then alien archaeologists will read them and wonder how such a clearly insane species survived as long as they did.

We've only been around 200,000 years, and 90% of that was wandering tribes of hunter gatherers. The dinosaurs were around for 200 million.  We're unlikely to even make it to 250K, much less even a million.


Given that whatever civilization comes along after ours will likely not be able to speak our language, I hope we are committing to some sort of non-perishable format the basics of how our language works (more or less, it's English, after all) so that they can rapidly advance to our technological level and avoid all the time lost between coal and solar power generation.
 
2020-10-09 3:55:22 AM  
He should have stayed with the go-to ritual for Priests and Farkers 

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2020-10-09 3:58:12 AM  
What, no boys? That's enough to get defrocked.
 
2020-10-09 4:00:11 AM  

Quick and Dirty: I'm just here to watch a tiny stonehenge be lowered from the rafters.


Leave the priests 'tiny stonehenge' out of this, it was cold; and nowhere does it say the women had used any ropes or rigging for him.
 
2020-10-09 4:04:11 AM  

gnosis301: "Aymond went to Saints Peter and Paul and performed a ritual to restore the altar's sanctity."

Directly?  Damn, someone's got connections.


Must happen a lot if they have a ritual handy to restore things.
 
2020-10-09 4:08:16 AM  
i'm thinking of switching from atheiest to that church
 
2020-10-09 4:09:16 AM  
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It might be the cap I ate, or the wine I drank, but I can't stop laughing at this. Help, I think something broke in my brain 🤣😆
 
2020-10-09 4:19:49 AM  

Toxophil: [i.redd.it image 850x850]

It might be the cap I ate, or the wine I drank, but I can't stop laughing at this. Help, I think something broke in my brain 🤣😆


Stone sober and my laughing sounds somewhere between a hyena and Tom Selleck as Magnum P.I. right now.  Totally caught me off-guard.
 
2020-10-09 4:27:32 AM  
Anyone know Mindy Nixon porno name? She looks relevant to my interests.
 
2020-10-09 4:28:02 AM  
Was there a second coming?
 
2020-10-09 4:30:25 AM  
The church is vague on the specific acts that would constitute a desecration, but the Code of Canon Law says a violation of a sacred place occurs "by gravely injurious actions done in them" that are "contrary to the holiness of the place."

If anything the priest was engaging in consensual actions with an abundance of holes in this sacred place .
 
2020-10-09 4:34:06 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: "Defiling a sacred place"... Is that a real charge in Louisiana? I know they have a different legal system down there, but of all the places that I'd expect to be lenient about lewd behavior, they're second on the list.


How does a special law for sacred places square with the First Amendment?
 
2020-10-09 4:40:11 AM  
OH GOD..OH GOD..OH GOD... could be heard...The woman also mentioned something about the
rectory...
 
2020-10-09 5:03:39 AM  
Do you think those charges would stick?

Looks like they booked and dressed out the girls in prison uniforms, seems like a pretty long way to go because people were farking.
 
2020-10-09 5:22:49 AM  

Father_Jack: Anyone know Mindy Nixon porno name? She looks relevant to my interests.


Did you try, um, Mindy Nixon?
 
2020-10-09 5:29:13 AM  
Once a week?

Like a sacrifice?

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2020-10-09 5:31:21 AM  

hammettman: gnosis301: "Aymond went to Saints Peter and Paul and performed a ritual to restore the altar's sanctity."

Directly?  Damn, someone's got connections.

Must happen a lot if they have a ritual handy to restore things.


A ritual handy?

/tell me more
//*unzips*
 
2020-10-09 5:38:47 AM  
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2020-10-09 5:39:06 AM  
Her name is Mindy Dixon and Bing doesn't bring up anything but the incident in question.  Even if you look up "Mindy Dixon Dominatrix"

Where else to look?
 
2020-10-09 5:47:55 AM  

Dave and the Mission: Her name is Mindy Dixon and Bing doesn't bring up anything but the incident in question.  Even if you look up "Mindy Dixon Dominatrix"

Where else to look?


Check your moms room.
 
2020-10-09 5:51:55 AM  
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2020-10-09 6:08:18 AM  

hammettman: gnosis301: "Aymond went to Saints Peter and Paul and performed a ritual to restore the altar's sanctity."

Directly?  Damn, someone's got connections.

Must happen a lot if they have a ritual handy to restore things.


Getting a handy is how they un-defile the place?
 
2020-10-09 6:09:42 AM  

Obryn: hammettman: gnosis301: "Aymond went to Saints Peter and Paul and performed a ritual to restore the altar's sanctity."

Directly?  Damn, someone's got connections.

Must happen a lot if they have a ritual handy to restore things.

A ritual handy?

/tell me more
//*unzips*


Dammit! Came too soon.
 
2020-10-09 6:16:04 AM  
"Spreading the disease..."
 
2020-10-09 6:31:33 AM  
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2020-10-09 6:51:21 AM  
there's a holy trinity joke lurking somewhere in this story.
 
2020-10-09 6:58:32 AM  
Do I go for Transfiguration or Communion?
 
2020-10-09 7:23:16 AM  

Another Government Employee: Do I go for Transfiguration or Communion?


If I go in for sloppy seconds, it's cumunion.
 
2020-10-09 7:45:24 AM  
BAAAAAD ASSSSSs. slowclapchoppedandscrewed.gif.

Ian Dury & The Blockheads - Wake Up And Make Love With Me
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2020-10-09 7:53:30 AM  

Pert: According to the article, this priest replaced one who had admitted committing child abuse and sending an inappropriate text message to a student at the school where he was Pastor...

So...... this is actually an improvement on the last guy?


Sounds like it was consensual and kinky.

I fail to see how it's a problem, other than maybe the guy should have shut the blinds.
 
2020-10-09 7:56:56 AM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: Was there a second coming?


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2020-10-09 8:03:07 AM  
At least he was shagging adults.  They should be celebrating this cleric, not arresting him.
 
2020-10-09 8:19:40 AM  
Police said they confiscated the sex toys and camera equipment as evidence.

Y'all got any more of that evidence?
 
2020-10-09 8:21:18 AM  

CivilizedTiger: Once a week?

Like a sacrifice?

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Came to see if anyone would reference Operation Mindcrime....been a while since I gave that one a listen. Can't think of a better set of opening lines to get you interested in where the story will go
"For a price, I'd do about anything
Except pull the trigger
For that I'd need a pretty good cause"
 
2020-10-09 8:57:47 AM  
"Forgive me. Father, for I have sinned."

"Indeed. You must perform three Ave Maria's"

"How will I do that?"

"Maria!"
 
2020-10-09 8:57:58 AM  
Why is this a crime?

He just snuck his Strange into the office and had sex on the boss's desk. Sure you get fired if someone catches you, but you don't go to jail.

/just happy it isn't children
 
2020-10-09 8:58:12 AM  
Peering inside, the onlooker saw the small parish's pastor half-naked having sex with two women on the altar

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2020-10-09 9:02:43 AM  
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