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2020-10-07 11:45:01 AM  
116 votes:

Jack Sabbath: Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.


On a Very Special Episode of Blossom
 
2020-10-07 11:44:25 AM  
103 votes:
Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.
 
2020-10-07 11:39:16 AM  
75 votes:
Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?
 
2020-10-07 11:58:55 AM  
59 votes:
Goddammit, Mr. Subby - you use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore!
 
2020-10-07 12:04:35 PM  
58 votes:
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2020-10-07 11:55:55 AM  
58 votes:
Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.
 
2020-10-07 11:44:09 AM  
56 votes:

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


"And now... I have to fight the evil dustbunnies under the couch. Will. He. Survive!?" *gunfire noises*
"Watch the next video to find out!" DUN DUN DUNNNN
 
2020-10-07 11:52:17 AM  
34 votes:
Trump: "I am the chosen one."
COVID-19: "Indeed."
 
2020-10-07 12:06:43 PM  
33 votes:
Do you order at the drive-thru in that voice?

"One burger extra bacon and cheese, with fries at its side, and a large diet Coke, are all that stands between me and a nasty bout of hangry"

**SQUAK** ".............uhhhhh, ok?"
 
2020-10-07 11:57:38 AM  
31 votes:
Subby's wife: and that's his sexy voice!
 
2020-10-07 12:16:25 PM  
25 votes:
Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."
 
2020-10-07 12:15:45 PM  
23 votes:
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"I won't rest until everybody else here at Fark hates The Lincoln Project as much as I do."
 
2020-10-07 11:45:45 AM  
21 votes:
"Imagine a world..."
 
2020-10-07 12:06:51 PM  
18 votes:
I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.
 
2020-10-07 12:37:12 PM  
16 votes:
Plot twist: AdmirableSnackbar did the voiceover.
 
2020-10-07 12:07:53 PM  
15 votes:
Oh BS Subs. No cracks or squeaks? No heavy breathing? That is not a Farker's voice.
 
2020-10-07 12:17:21 PM  
14 votes:
Subby's kids sleep with all the lights on.
 
2020-10-07 12:06:00 PM  
13 votes:

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. ...

Lemme know what you think.


Fark is not your personal eroti --- no wait...*checks profile* ....umm, carrion.
 
2020-10-07 12:01:35 PM  
13 votes:
I hope on November 4th, all of these Lincoln Project ads will be remixed with the voices done ... after a shot of helium.

[raises a glass in a toast]

-To goofy delirium
 
2020-10-07 12:04:25 PM  
12 votes:
Did subby also do the Don't Cry for me Argentina voice? That was pretty good.
 
2020-10-07 12:37:01 PM  
11 votes:
Subby did the voiceover
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2020-10-07 12:00:38 PM  
11 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures



The trending list is rather amusing:


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2020-10-07 12:14:55 PM  
10 votes:

brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!


That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.
 
2020-10-07 11:48:10 AM  
10 votes:
Instead of 'Narrator,' I think Fark may have to start using:


Lincoln Project Narrator Farker Voice: ...
 
2020-10-07 12:21:10 PM  
9 votes:

vygramul: As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.


And hopefully in 20 years Democrats aren't pandering to those people the way they're pandering to the Bush Republicans now.
 
2020-10-07 12:16:50 PM  
9 votes:
physt:Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?

The DUST is hiding.
The DUST is there waiting to make you sneeze.
It's either AMERICA or a dirty house.
Vote DUST out!
 
2020-10-07 4:24:41 PM  
8 votes:
A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.
 
2020-10-07 3:01:07 PM  
8 votes:

Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."


Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743​/​aquapope-voicemail
 
2020-10-07 12:22:13 PM  
8 votes:
 
2020-10-07 12:09:57 PM  
8 votes:

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.


Do I really sound like Elmer Fudd?
 
2020-10-07 12:47:37 PM  
7 votes:

oldfarthenry: That frightened me.


Me too!

And I'm Canadian!
 
2020-10-07 12:15:48 PM  
7 votes:
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BTW, nice job, subby
 
2020-10-07 12:05:32 PM  
7 votes:
Oh ones, the killer is inside the house!
 
2020-10-07 11:53:19 AM  
6 votes:

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.


Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.
 
2020-10-07 11:50:00 AM  
6 votes:

oldfarthenry: That frightened me.


Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.
 
2020-10-07 12:20:22 PM  
5 votes:

Rambino: brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!

That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.


WNB?
 
2020-10-07 12:09:17 PM  
5 votes:

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.

I actually agree.  I suspect it will be a rebranding of the Neocon movement from the early 2000s.  I mean, they're already rehabbing GWB's image.  At least we have a pretty good grasp of their playbook.


Which goes back to my point about them knowing how to frighten people into doing what they want. People should not have given these assholes a second political life, but then people are stupid and generally don't think past their own noses.
 
2020-10-07 12:08:30 PM  
5 votes:
George Conway quit the Lincoln Project and was replaced by George Takei.

As a conspiracy theorist, I commend the efforts to make the Lincoln Project into some sort of George Soros like boogeyman but there's no there there.

You make it sound like Gina Haspel is running the Lincoln Project instead of concealing Russian interference in the 2020 election.

The clairvoyance needs work.
Have a participation prize 🏅
 
2020-10-07 12:08:11 PM  
5 votes:

UltimaCS: I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.


I never thought of using Jerry Lewis.  That's brilliant!
 
2020-10-07 11:59:47 AM  
5 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Well, either the military or diabetes. Both would work...
 
2020-10-07 12:07:36 PM  
4 votes:

Calypsocookie: Betty Rubble


I did not know you were hard core!
 
2020-10-07 12:05:55 PM  
4 votes:

Magruda: Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?


Just cuz you gave birth to Cody 2 doesn't mean you're happy when he wrecks the city.
 
2020-10-07 12:04:08 PM  
4 votes:
I am strangely aroused, subby
 
2020-10-07 1:09:06 PM  
3 votes:

OldRod: Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?


I'm no google expert, but I think I found some of his earlier work:

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2020-10-07 12:31:02 PM  
3 votes:

gunga galunga: [Fark user image 259x195]

"I won't rest until everybody else here at Fark hates The Lincoln Project as much as I do."


Isn't supporting grifters how we got here?
 
2020-10-07 12:21:45 PM  
3 votes:
Subby sounds like had a stroke too. Unless English is your second language then, sorry.
 
2020-10-07 12:38:19 PM  
2 votes:

Rambino: brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!

That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.


Not necessarily in that order...
 
2020-10-07 12:16:50 PM  
2 votes:
Drew needs to invite subby onto the podcast so he can say "in a world..."
 
2020-10-07 12:13:12 PM  
2 votes:
The ad was great but I want off this ride man.
 
2020-10-07 12:00:59 PM  
2 votes:
In a world....
 
2020-10-07 11:48:41 AM  
2 votes:
I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures
 
2020-10-07 7:02:53 PM  
1 vote:

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


That's just awesome.  Thankyou!  You could make good beer money just dicking around doing that.
 
2020-10-07 2:46:27 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Subby's kids sleep with all the lights on.


I'll bet they mow the damned lawn when they are told, too.
 
2020-10-07 2:44:10 PM  
1 vote:

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Not if Covid kills him before the election.

/got my fingers crossed
//yes, I'm a bad person
 
2020-10-07 2:20:27 PM  
1 vote:

ChubbyTiger: My favorite is now the Don't Cry For Me, Argentina one, but this is good work. Kudos, subs.


Check out this one:

https://mobile.twitter.com/aravosis/s​t​atus/1313841047777275904
 
2020-10-07 12:56:15 PM  
1 vote:
I'm confused. I thought the Lincoln Project was running anti-Trump ads.

Every Trump supporter is going to love that one and be encouraged to support him even more.
 
2020-10-07 12:53:49 PM  
1 vote:

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?



Thank you.
Landed it through an audition my agent sent out.
And, yes. I feel it should be noted my wife LOL'd  at "when you're cleaning"
 
2020-10-07 12:47:29 PM  
1 vote:

Magruda: Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?


When presented with new data, it's some folks will recalibrate their stances and ideas based on that new data. It's often referred to as "being reasonable".
 
2020-10-07 12:29:46 PM  
1 vote:

AdmirableSnackbar: vygramul: As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.

And hopefully in 20 years Democrats aren't pandering to those people the way they're pandering to the Bush Republicans now.


Go back to bed, sweetie...
 
2020-10-07 12:27:06 PM  
1 vote:

gnarlywizzard: The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.

My theory on how the Boogaloo goes down is that the militias and cops rise up against the people after the election to secure it for trump, and the military reluctantly has to get involved to quash it and ensure the orderly transfer of power


The militias and the cops?  Not a lot of competence or smarts in either bunch.  But they do have the hardware.  I just don't think they really have the spines for doing what you describe.  Can you imagine the Branch Dildonians and Local Yokels from Dingus, OH pulling off anything more complex than negotiating a coupon at Duncan Donuts?
 
2020-10-07 12:03:53 PM  
1 vote:
Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?
 
2020-10-07 11:52:49 AM  
1 vote:

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.


*shivers*
 
2020-10-07 11:45:49 AM  
1 vote:
That frightened me.
 
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