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2020-10-07 11:34:48 AM  
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2020-10-07 11:38:23 AM  
Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.
 
2020-10-07 11:39:16 AM  
Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?
 
2020-10-07 11:42:44 AM  
Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!
 
2020-10-07 11:44:09 AM  

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


"And now... I have to fight the evil dustbunnies under the couch. Will. He. Survive!?" *gunfire noises*
"Watch the next video to find out!" DUN DUN DUNNNN
 
2020-10-07 11:44:25 AM  
Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:01 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.


On a Very Special Episode of Blossom
 
2020-10-07 11:45:06 AM  
Jaysus.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:45 AM  
Nice pipes.  The script is a little chilling, though.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:45 AM  
"Imagine a world..."
 
2020-10-07 11:45:49 AM  
That frightened me.
 
2020-10-07 11:48:10 AM  
Instead of 'Narrator,' I think Fark may have to start using:


Lincoln Project Narrator Farker Voice: ...
 
2020-10-07 11:48:41 AM  
I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures
 
2020-10-07 11:50:00 AM  

oldfarthenry: That frightened me.


Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.
 
2020-10-07 11:51:26 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.


Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.
 
2020-10-07 11:52:17 AM  
Trump: "I am the chosen one."
COVID-19: "Indeed."
 
2020-10-07 11:52:49 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.


*shivers*
 
2020-10-07 11:53:19 AM  

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.


Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.
 
2020-10-07 11:55:55 AM  
Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.
 
2020-10-07 11:57:38 AM  
Subby's wife: and that's his sexy voice!
 
2020-10-07 11:58:55 AM  
Goddammit, Mr. Subby - you use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore!
 
2020-10-07 11:59:36 AM  
Subby, thank you so much for your help in this fight. fark the critics.
 
2020-10-07 11:59:47 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Well, either the military or diabetes. Both would work...
 
2020-10-07 11:59:56 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.


Omg Mike Steele and George Takei, soooooooo racist, might as well be Trump.

GTFO with that.
 
2020-10-07 12:00:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures



The trending list is rather amusing:


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2020-10-07 12:00:59 PM  
In a world....
 
2020-10-07 12:01:21 PM  
Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?
 
2020-10-07 12:01:35 PM  
I hope on November 4th, all of these Lincoln Project ads will be remixed with the voices done ... after a shot of helium.

[raises a glass in a toast]

-To goofy delirium
 
2020-10-07 12:02:18 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.


I actually agree.  I suspect it will be a rebranding of the Neocon movement from the early 2000s.  I mean, they're already rehabbing GWB's image.  At least we have a pretty good grasp of their playbook.
 
2020-10-07 12:02:31 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


My theory on how the Boogaloo goes down is that the militias and cops rise up against the people after the election to secure it for trump, and the military reluctantly has to get involved to quash it and ensure the orderly transfer of power
 
2020-10-07 12:03:53 PM  
Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?
 
2020-10-07 12:04:08 PM  
I am strangely aroused, subby
 
2020-10-07 12:04:25 PM  
Did subby also do the Don't Cry for me Argentina voice? That was pretty good.
 
2020-10-07 12:04:35 PM  
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2020-10-07 12:05:32 PM  
Oh ones, the killer is inside the house!
 
2020-10-07 12:05:55 PM  

Magruda: Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?


Just cuz you gave birth to Cody 2 doesn't mean you're happy when he wrecks the city.
 
2020-10-07 12:06:00 PM  

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. ...

Lemme know what you think.


Fark is not your personal eroti --- no wait...*checks profile* ....umm, carrion.
 
2020-10-07 12:06:43 PM  
Do you order at the drive-thru in that voice?

"One burger extra bacon and cheese, with fries at its side, and a large diet Coke, are all that stands between me and a nasty bout of hangry"

**SQUAK** ".............uhhhhh, ok?"
 
2020-10-07 12:06:51 PM  
I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.
 
2020-10-07 12:07:36 PM  

Calypsocookie: Betty Rubble


I did not know you were hard core!
 
2020-10-07 12:07:37 PM  
Another pat on the back for Subby here - very nicely done. I don't know if I'm violating any policies here, but do you have a link where we can find you to send you work?
 
2020-10-07 12:07:53 PM  
Oh BS Subs. No cracks or squeaks? No heavy breathing? That is not a Farker's voice.
 
2020-10-07 12:08:11 PM  

UltimaCS: I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.


I never thought of using Jerry Lewis.  That's brilliant!
 
2020-10-07 12:08:30 PM  
George Conway quit the Lincoln Project and was replaced by George Takei.

As a conspiracy theorist, I commend the efforts to make the Lincoln Project into some sort of George Soros like boogeyman but there's no there there.

You make it sound like Gina Haspel is running the Lincoln Project instead of concealing Russian interference in the 2020 election.

The clairvoyance needs work.
Have a participation prize 🏅
 
2020-10-07 12:09:17 PM  

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.

I actually agree.  I suspect it will be a rebranding of the Neocon movement from the early 2000s.  I mean, they're already rehabbing GWB's image.  At least we have a pretty good grasp of their playbook.


Which goes back to my point about them knowing how to frighten people into doing what they want. People should not have given these assholes a second political life, but then people are stupid and generally don't think past their own noses.
 
2020-10-07 12:09:57 PM  

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.


Do I really sound like Elmer Fudd?
 
2020-10-07 12:10:03 PM  
Subby, you're a fine patriotic American and you deserve all the beer.

/outstanding job
 
2020-10-07 12:13:12 PM  
The ad was great but I want off this ride man.
 
2020-10-07 12:14:55 PM  

brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!


That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.
 
2020-10-07 12:15:45 PM  
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"I won't rest until everybody else here at Fark hates The Lincoln Project as much as I do."
 
2020-10-07 12:15:48 PM  
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BTW, nice job, subby
 
2020-10-07 12:16:25 PM  
Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."
 
2020-10-07 12:16:50 PM  
physt:Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?

The DUST is hiding.
The DUST is there waiting to make you sneeze.
It's either AMERICA or a dirty house.
Vote DUST out!
 
2020-10-07 12:16:50 PM  
Drew needs to invite subby onto the podcast so he can say "in a world..."
 
2020-10-07 12:17:21 PM  
Subby's kids sleep with all the lights on.
 
2020-10-07 12:18:12 PM  

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.


The Snackbar can not have that as they are not "pure enough" for him. I guess he would rather let Trump win than accept help from anyone not as pure as he is.
 
2020-10-07 12:18:47 PM  
As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.
 
2020-10-07 12:20:22 PM  

Rambino: brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!

That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.


WNB?
 
2020-10-07 12:21:10 PM  

vygramul: As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.


And hopefully in 20 years Democrats aren't pandering to those people the way they're pandering to the Bush Republicans now.
 
2020-10-07 12:21:45 PM  
Subby sounds like had a stroke too. Unless English is your second language then, sorry.
 
2020-10-07 12:22:13 PM  
 
2020-10-07 12:22:41 PM  

sdd2000: I guess he would rather let Trump win than accept help from anyone not as pure as he is.


Here is the correct answer.
 
2020-10-07 12:26:36 PM  

sdd2000: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

The Snackbar can not have that as they are not "pure enough" for him. I guess he would rather let Trump win than accept help from anyone not as pure as he is.


The Lemonade Stand needs to make up with his dealer, because we're tired of his sh*t.
 
2020-10-07 12:26:42 PM  

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


Can subby say something starting with, "In a world..."
 
2020-10-07 12:27:06 PM  

gnarlywizzard: The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.

My theory on how the Boogaloo goes down is that the militias and cops rise up against the people after the election to secure it for trump, and the military reluctantly has to get involved to quash it and ensure the orderly transfer of power


The militias and the cops?  Not a lot of competence or smarts in either bunch.  But they do have the hardware.  I just don't think they really have the spines for doing what you describe.  Can you imagine the Branch Dildonians and Local Yokels from Dingus, OH pulling off anything more complex than negotiating a coupon at Duncan Donuts?
 
2020-10-07 12:29:46 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: vygramul: As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.

And hopefully in 20 years Democrats aren't pandering to those people the way they're pandering to the Bush Republicans now.


Go back to bed, sweetie...
 
2020-10-07 12:31:02 PM  

gunga galunga: [Fark user image 259x195]

"I won't rest until everybody else here at Fark hates The Lincoln Project as much as I do."


Isn't supporting grifters how we got here?
 
2020-10-07 12:31:58 PM  
Trump supporters would like everything in that ad.  I'm not sure what it is supposed to accomplish.
 
2020-10-07 12:37:01 PM  
Subby did the voiceover
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2020-10-07 12:37:12 PM  
Plot twist: AdmirableSnackbar did the voiceover.
 
2020-10-07 12:38:19 PM  

Rambino: brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!

That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.


Not necessarily in that order...
 
2020-10-07 12:46:26 PM  
As a fellow voice over artist.  I must say you did a great job!
 
2020-10-07 12:47:13 PM  
nice job subby. out of curiosity - what kind of mic and processor combo do you use? have to get around to setting up a home studio, and want to do something different than the SM7B/528e combo I have now
 
2020-10-07 12:47:25 PM  

SumoJeb: Oh BS Subs. No cracks or squeaks? No heavy breathing? That is not a Farker's voice.


Some of us can sound pretty sexy.

/not subby
 
2020-10-07 12:47:29 PM  

Magruda: Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?


When presented with new data, it's some folks will recalibrate their stances and ideas based on that new data. It's often referred to as "being reasonable".
 
2020-10-07 12:47:37 PM  

oldfarthenry: That frightened me.


Me too!

And I'm Canadian!
 
2020-10-07 12:51:32 PM  

OldRod: Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?


I think subby should out his fark handle so we can refer to him instead of "narrator" in future posts.
 
2020-10-07 12:52:29 PM  

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


Seconded. Well done!
 
2020-10-07 12:53:40 PM  

flondrix: Trump supporters would like everything in that ad.  I'm not sure what it is supposed to accomplish.


Changing the minds of Trump supporters is not the intention. It's to motivate the fark out of everyone else.
 
2020-10-07 12:53:49 PM  

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?



Thank you.
Landed it through an audition my agent sent out.
And, yes. I feel it should be noted my wife LOL'd  at "when you're cleaning"
 
2020-10-07 12:54:05 PM  

poconojoe: nice job subby. out of curiosity - what kind of mic and processor combo do you use? have to get around to setting up a home studio, and want to do something different than the SM7B/528e combo I have now


If I may add though, it could have used a higher high pass. Even at 70hz crossover on my sub it was in there, especially when the rest of the audio was already very bassy trying to sound ominous.
 
2020-10-07 12:54:16 PM  

HairBolus: is that you, Fátima Ptacek?

https://twitter.com/FatimaPtacek/statu​s/1286714771522420737

[Fark user image 368x448]


Holy crap that one is amazing. Your commercial is great too subby.
 
2020-10-07 12:55:04 PM  

Slide10000: OldRod: Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?

I think subby should out his fark handle so we can refer to him instead of "narrator" in future posts.


Problem is, subby likely is listed in credits somewhere, so that would basically be doxxing oneself.
 
2020-10-07 12:56:15 PM  
I'm confused. I thought the Lincoln Project was running anti-Trump ads.

Every Trump supporter is going to love that one and be encouraged to support him even more.
 
2020-10-07 12:57:14 PM  
 
2020-10-07 12:57:32 PM  

KidGoat: physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


Thank you.
Landed it through an audition my agent sent out.
And, yes. I feel it should be noted my wife LOL'd  at "when you're cleaning"


Nice job!

As I mentioned up thread, from now on, I will be using KidGoat instead of "narrator" in future posts.
 
2020-10-07 12:57:41 PM  

mcmnky: I'm confused. I thought the Lincoln Project was running anti-Trump ads.

Every Trump supporter is going to love that one and be encouraged to support him even more.


I believe this is targeted at "both parties are the same" non-voters.  Vote.
 
2020-10-07 12:59:13 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Quelling an armed insurrection isn't a job for the county sheriff.
 
2020-10-07 12:59:35 PM  

KidGoat: physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


Thank you.
Landed it through an audition my agent sent out.
And, yes. I feel it should be noted my wife LOL'd  at "when you're cleaning"


That's a voice and a half! Nice job!
 
2020-10-07 1:01:17 PM  

HairBolus: is that you, Fátima Ptacek?

https://twitter.com/FatimaPtacek/statu​s/1286714771522420737

[Fark user image 368x448]


Just watched the video thanks to your link... I'm cracking up here!  That's beautiful.
 
2020-10-07 1:03:44 PM  

poconojoe: nice job subby. out of curiosity - what kind of mic and processor combo do you use? have to get around to setting up a home studio, and want to do something different than the SM7B/528e combo I have now


An enhanced and acoustically treated Whisperroom booth, Sennheiser MKH-416 mic, Apollo Twin USB interface, using the Manley VoxBox plugin raw. Some light compression added to the audition before it was sent out.
 
2020-10-07 1:04:25 PM  
 
2020-10-07 1:09:06 PM  

OldRod: Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?


I'm no google expert, but I think I found some of his earlier work:

Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2020-10-07 1:10:29 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: vygramul: As the election nears, Trump and his rectal lampreys who call themselves his supporters will screech louder and louder about winning. Just remember they're doing it because they have to get their insults and sneers in while they can, because afterwards, they'll be so humiliated it will be intolerable.

And hopefully in 20 years Democrats aren't pandering to those people the way they're pandering to the Bush Republicans now.


Jesus farking Christ. Give it a farking break.
 
2020-10-07 1:14:12 PM  
Great scary voice! Almost as scary as Trump.
 
2020-10-07 1:21:31 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Calypsocookie: Betty Rubble

I did not know you were hard core!


Yeah, but he'll be thinking of Wilma.

/who am I kidding
//she'll never leave Fred
 
2020-10-07 1:33:10 PM  
My favorite is now the Don't Cry For Me, Argentina one, but this is good work. Kudos, subs.
 
2020-10-07 1:37:41 PM  
KidGoat:

Mea culpa
 
2020-10-07 1:59:34 PM  
Nice job, subby. You have a real Kevin Conroy vibe going on.
 
2020-10-07 2:20:27 PM  

ChubbyTiger: My favorite is now the Don't Cry For Me, Argentina one, but this is good work. Kudos, subs.


Check out this one:

https://mobile.twitter.com/aravosis/s​t​atus/1313841047777275904
 
2020-10-07 2:22:37 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Subby's kids sleep with all the lights on.


I used to read bedtime stories like that, it cut down the reading to about 15 minutes a night.
 
2020-10-07 2:44:10 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Not if Covid kills him before the election.

/got my fingers crossed
//yes, I'm a bad person
 
2020-10-07 2:46:27 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Subby's kids sleep with all the lights on.


I'll bet they mow the damned lawn when they are told, too.
 
2020-10-07 3:01:07 PM  

Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."


Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743​/​aquapope-voicemail
 
2020-10-07 3:04:45 PM  
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2020-10-07 3:14:44 PM  

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


That was very well done! And it made me laugh, so good job!
 
2020-10-07 3:26:04 PM  

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


That was awesome.  A true talent.
 
2020-10-07 3:42:26 PM  
Good job, Subby! Great voice. Gave me goosebumps
 
2020-10-07 3:43:41 PM  

KidGoat: poconojoe: nice job subby. out of curiosity - what kind of mic and processor combo do you use? have to get around to setting up a home studio, and want to do something different than the SM7B/528e combo I have now

An enhanced and acoustically treated Whisperroom booth, Sennheiser MKH-416 mic, Apollo Twin USB interface, using the Manley VoxBox plugin raw. Some light compression added to the audition before it was sent out.


nice - thanks for the info. I have a similar type voice and delivery and was curious what you used to get your sound. haven't done much VO work since I left radio, but have been debating investing in a nicer setup and trying it

good to see FARKers that do voice work like that
 
2020-10-07 3:55:17 PM  

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


Can't +1 enough.
 
2020-10-07 4:03:07 PM  

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


It's...........


Beautiful!
 
2020-10-07 4:24:41 PM  
A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.
 
2020-10-07 5:17:46 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Their words on that are pretty specific, and absolutely reek of military purposefully specific statement 101.  Acting if Two Scoops won't get his stink out of the White House after the election isn't getting involved, it's going about their lawfully specified duties, which they are required to do by the Constitution of the United States yadda bladda.  That would just be considered doing their job - not intervening.

/military bureaucrat-ese is a lot like lawyer-ese
 
2020-10-07 5:45:25 PM  

ivan: A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.


Fernt
 
2020-10-07 5:57:12 PM  
INCEL MORONS

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2020-10-07 6:18:10 PM  
This reminds of an old TotalFarker, Smilin' Jay, I think?  Used to always participate in the Audioedit threads.  Anyone remember him?  Radio DJ in real life IIRC.
 
2020-10-07 7:02:53 PM  

KidGoat: Aquapope: Subby needs to record my answering machine message:
"In  a world where Aquapope doesn't want to answer the phone, or is perhaps fighting for our brave Antifa forces in the Jungles of The District of Colombia, but is likely passed out drunk with his head in the refrigerator, you will wait for a beep.  You will leave a message."

Ask and you shall receive

https://soundcloud.com/user-535209743/​aquapope-voicemail


That's just awesome.  Thankyou!  You could make good beer money just dicking around doing that.
 
2020-10-07 7:06:17 PM  

ivan: A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.


There's some damn good artists and writers, too.  We could form a media empire... but that just smacks of effort, doesn't it?
 
2020-10-07 7:24:19 PM  

Aquapope: ivan: A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.

There's some damn good artists and writers, too.  We could form a media empire... but that just smacks of effort, doesn't it?


Dibs on "guy who puts the tapes on the top shelf"!

With blackjack!  And hookers!

Awww, forget the whole thing.

(I figure there is little to no call for spinnaker trimmers in a media empire.  Then again... Ted Turner.  Hrrrm.)
 
2020-10-07 7:49:46 PM  

Dahnkster: [preview.redd.it image 640x387]


I told him that last night on twitter
 
2020-10-07 7:55:02 PM  

Alebak: I actually forgot some

https://theintercept.com/2020/06/19/mi​litia-vigilantes-police-brutality-prot​ests/

https://www.businessinsider.com/kenosh​a-police-thanked-armed-militia-and-gav​e-water-2020-8

https://theintercept.com/2020/07/24/po​rtland-federal-police-protests/

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/05/us/trum​p-flag-flying-unauthorized-california-​police-department-trnd/index.html

no worries though, it cant happen here

[cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]


Is that a gov. building?
 
2020-10-07 7:59:04 PM  

Calypsocookie: Marvin the Martian


I can nail Marvin :-)
 
2020-10-07 7:59:44 PM  

ivan: A few months ago, I lurked a PolTab thread where a bunch of Farkers turned out to be sound engineers. And now in this thread I see a bunch of Farkers who are voice artists. Slowly, a pattern is emerging: I believe Farkers are shadowy figures controlling the media. Prove me wrong.


I was a sound engineer for quite some time. Live, not studio. But still...
 
2020-10-07 8:05:18 PM  
The South will rise again, but they can't hurt Stonewall Jackson anymore
 
2020-10-07 8:59:15 PM  

RedVentrue: Alebak: I actually forgot some

https://theintercept.com/2020/06/19/mi​litia-vigilantes-police-brutality-prot​ests/

https://www.businessinsider.com/kenosh​a-police-thanked-armed-militia-and-gav​e-water-2020-8

https://theintercept.com/2020/07/24/po​rtland-federal-police-protests/

https://www.cnn.com/2020/10/05/us/trum​p-flag-flying-unauthorized-california-​police-department-trnd/index.html

no worries though, it cant happen here

[cdn.cnn.com image 780x438]

Is that a gov. building?


Its the police station from the above report.
 
2020-10-08 5:39:40 AM  

mr-b: Calypsocookie: Marvin the Martian

I can nail Marvin :-)


Who can't? He's a slut.
 
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