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2020-10-07 11:34:48 AM  
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2020-10-07 11:38:23 AM  
Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.
 
2020-10-07 11:39:16 AM  
Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?
 
2020-10-07 11:42:44 AM  
Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!
 
2020-10-07 11:44:09 AM  

physt: Nice Ad! Nice job subby!

How did you end up getting that gig?

Do you do that voice around the house when you're cleaning?


"And now... I have to fight the evil dustbunnies under the couch. Will. He. Survive!?" *gunfire noises*
"Watch the next video to find out!" DUN DUN DUNNNN
 
2020-10-07 11:44:25 AM  
Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:01 AM  

Jack Sabbath: Subby reads all our comments...in that voice.

It's what he does.  It's ALL he does.  You can't stop him.  You can't prevent it from happening.  They killed his partner.  This time it's personal.


On a Very Special Episode of Blossom
 
2020-10-07 11:45:06 AM  
Jaysus.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:45 AM  
Nice pipes.  The script is a little chilling, though.
 
2020-10-07 11:45:45 AM  
"Imagine a world..."
 
2020-10-07 11:45:49 AM  
That frightened me.
 
2020-10-07 11:48:10 AM  
Instead of 'Narrator,' I think Fark may have to start using:


Lincoln Project Narrator Farker Voice: ...
 
2020-10-07 11:48:41 AM  
I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures
 
2020-10-07 11:50:00 AM  

oldfarthenry: That frightened me.


Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.
 
2020-10-07 11:51:26 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.


Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.
 
2020-10-07 11:52:17 AM  
Trump: "I am the chosen one."
COVID-19: "Indeed."
 
2020-10-07 11:52:49 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.


*shivers*
 
2020-10-07 11:53:19 AM  

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.


Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.
 
2020-10-07 11:55:55 AM  
Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.
 
2020-10-07 11:57:38 AM  
Subby's wife: and that's his sexy voice!
 
2020-10-07 11:58:55 AM  
Goddammit, Mr. Subby - you use your tongue purtier than a $20 whore!
 
2020-10-07 11:59:36 AM  
Subby, thank you so much for your help in this fight. fark the critics.
 
2020-10-07 11:59:47 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


Well, either the military or diabetes. Both would work...
 
2020-10-07 11:59:56 AM  

AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.


Omg Mike Steele and George Takei, soooooooo racist, might as well be Trump.

GTFO with that.
 
2020-10-07 12:00:38 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: I don't normally unblock Twitter, but I have to make an exception now, dammit.

And Twitter is broken.

/figures



The trending list is rather amusing:


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2020-10-07 12:00:59 PM  
In a world....
 
2020-10-07 12:01:21 PM  
Good job, subby!

Have you done other voiceover work we might have heard as well?
 
2020-10-07 12:01:35 PM  
I hope on November 4th, all of these Lincoln Project ads will be remixed with the voices done ... after a shot of helium.

[raises a glass in a toast]

-To goofy delirium
 
2020-10-07 12:02:18 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.


I actually agree.  I suspect it will be a rebranding of the Neocon movement from the early 2000s.  I mean, they're already rehabbing GWB's image.  At least we have a pretty good grasp of their playbook.
 
2020-10-07 12:02:31 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Even though the military says they won't get involved, the only way this is going to end is if the military gets involved and squashes the Orange Rebellion.


My theory on how the Boogaloo goes down is that the militias and cops rise up against the people after the election to secure it for trump, and the military reluctantly has to get involved to quash it and ensure the orderly transfer of power
 
2020-10-07 12:03:53 PM  
Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?
 
2020-10-07 12:04:08 PM  
I am strangely aroused, subby
 
2020-10-07 12:04:25 PM  
Did subby also do the Don't Cry for me Argentina voice? That was pretty good.
 
2020-10-07 12:04:35 PM  
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2020-10-07 12:05:32 PM  
Oh ones, the killer is inside the house!
 
2020-10-07 12:05:55 PM  

Magruda: Why has the Lincoln Project forsaken the monster they helped create?


Just cuz you gave birth to Cody 2 doesn't mean you're happy when he wrecks the city.
 
2020-10-07 12:06:00 PM  

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. ...

Lemme know what you think.


Fark is not your personal eroti --- no wait...*checks profile* ....umm, carrion.
 
2020-10-07 12:06:43 PM  
Do you order at the drive-thru in that voice?

"One burger extra bacon and cheese, with fries at its side, and a large diet Coke, are all that stands between me and a nasty bout of hangry"

**SQUAK** ".............uhhhhh, ok?"
 
2020-10-07 12:06:51 PM  
I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.
 
2020-10-07 12:07:36 PM  

Calypsocookie: Betty Rubble


I did not know you were hard core!
 
2020-10-07 12:07:37 PM  
Another pat on the back for Subby here - very nicely done. I don't know if I'm violating any policies here, but do you have a link where we can find you to send you work?
 
2020-10-07 12:07:53 PM  
Oh BS Subs. No cracks or squeaks? No heavy breathing? That is not a Farker's voice.
 
2020-10-07 12:08:11 PM  

UltimaCS: I refuse to watch that and have Jerry Lewis get replaced as my internal voice for Fark comments.


I never thought of using Jerry Lewis.  That's brilliant!
 
2020-10-07 12:08:30 PM  
George Conway quit the Lincoln Project and was replaced by George Takei.

As a conspiracy theorist, I commend the efforts to make the Lincoln Project into some sort of George Soros like boogeyman but there's no there there.

You make it sound like Gina Haspel is running the Lincoln Project instead of concealing Russian interference in the 2020 election.

The clairvoyance needs work.
Have a participation prize 🏅
 
2020-10-07 12:09:17 PM  

hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: hobnail: AdmirableSnackbar: oldfarthenry: That frightened me.

Bush-era Republicans know exactly how to frighten people into doing what they want.

Gods forbid people would vote against Trump.

Of course, it's the what these white supremacists are going to do in 2021 and beyond that's the real problem. But oh well, we have to amplify these racists now to give them a second political life because reasons.

I actually agree.  I suspect it will be a rebranding of the Neocon movement from the early 2000s.  I mean, they're already rehabbing GWB's image.  At least we have a pretty good grasp of their playbook.


Which goes back to my point about them knowing how to frighten people into doing what they want. People should not have given these assholes a second political life, but then people are stupid and generally don't think past their own noses.
 
2020-10-07 12:09:57 PM  

Calypsocookie: Subby I recently penned some short story erotica based on Farkers I'd like to hire you for. I also need someone who sounds like Foghorn Leghorn, Elmer Fudd, Betty Rubble, and Marvin the Martian.

Lemme know what you think.


Do I really sound like Elmer Fudd?
 
2020-10-07 12:10:03 PM  
Subby, you're a fine patriotic American and you deserve all the beer.

/outstanding job
 
2020-10-07 12:13:12 PM  
The ad was great but I want off this ride man.
 
2020-10-07 12:14:55 PM  

brax33: Felt like i was about to watch the preview for a post apocalyptic film. Very great voice subby!


That voice either gets you laid instantly, or makes your date run away screaming.
 
2020-10-07 12:15:45 PM  
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"I won't rest until everybody else here at Fark hates The Lincoln Project as much as I do."
 
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