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(Page Six)   Nicole Kidman shares memories of riding something undersized during filming of Eyes Wide Shut   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Stanley Kubrick, Eyes Wide Shut, Tom Cruise, Nicole Kidman, 11-year-marriage, rare public comments, longest constant film shoot, pair's experience  
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2020-10-06 5:52:35 AM  
11 votes:
We always had Tom Cruise pegged...

Okay, but what's this about Nicole Kid...ohhhh
 
2020-10-06 2:47:13 AM  
9 votes:
So he gave her a piggyback ride on the way to bed?

/And then he tucked her in
//And went to sleep with his boyfriend
///Still, great headline subs!
 
2020-10-06 3:42:25 AM  
8 votes:
This movie was The Illuminati's test run of 'Project HHv2' aka 'Leelee Sobieski'.

Polanski activated thousands of Soros Pizza-pedos with this one film.

/Just so you know, pervert
 
2020-10-06 1:56:24 PM  
7 votes:
Garfunkel & Oates - Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating)
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2020-10-06 11:16:41 AM  
5 votes:

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Nurglitch: There's a bit of a tone whiplash where some parts are identifiably Kubrick, and others definitely Spielberg succumbing to his worst impulses.

Isn't that AI?


Forget it, he's rolling.
 
2020-10-06 9:08:47 AM  
5 votes:
I think the movie really, really sucked.  Even my husband said that seeing Nicole's boobies didn't make it worth watching.
 
2020-10-06 7:58:30 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-10-06 2:24:42 PM  
2 votes:

Nikan1: Tom went go-kart racing because he knew she'd kick his butt at the BMX track.

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2020-10-06 6:06:35 AM  
2 votes:

Bowen: We always had Tom Cruise pegged...


So did Nicole.
 
2020-10-06 6:04:13 PM  
1 vote:

Mad_Radhu: [YouTube video: Garfunkel & Oates - Go Kart Racing (Accidentally Masturbating)]


Is this why go karting is a date idea? I feel like I've wasted my life.
 
2020-10-06 2:16:02 PM  
1 vote:
Tom went go-kart racing because he knew she'd kick his butt at the BMX track.

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2020-10-06 12:04:25 PM  
1 vote:

Alphax: Stud Gerbil: freetomato: I think the movie really, really sucked.  Even my husband said that seeing Nicole's boobies didn't make it worth watching.

As a hubby myself, agreed.   The boobs never make the movie.   Now a movie like Nobody's Fool made Melanie Griffith's boobs somewhat famous for a minute, but only because it was a quality movie.

I never saw the movie, but my understanding was that it was something of a cautionary tale about the wealthy.

Tom Cruise is a rich doctor, who feels that poor people are insect to be ignored?  Well, he gets invited to party with billionaires, and finds out what it's like to be on the other end of that.


I have watched a lot of shiatty movies in my life, but "Eyes Wide Shut" isn't even laughably bad. I'd rather watch a marathon of all of Ed Wood's films than sit through that turkey again. Hell, 2 hours of footage of Tom and Nicole riding go-carts around would be more entertaining
 
2020-10-06 9:57:10 AM  
1 vote:
They took 400 days to make that? I mean, Kubrick of course. but...

Those 2 were probably at the top of their earning potential during that period, or not far from it. And they gave up all the opportunities to make up to four different 90 day shoots? It feels like either art or ego could be the only possible motives.


/Obligatory Fark content: I have 3 AM in one hand, and Nicole Kidman in the other. Cart racing isn't going to be my go to move. Motorboating maybe...
 
2020-10-06 8:34:14 AM  
1 vote:
Nice subby, that was some quality bait.
 
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